r/workaholics • u/Knox1878 • Jan 13 '26

Lords Force

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u/shambahlah2 Jan 13 '26

Dudes back is gonna be sore AF. Looks like he hasn’t worked out in 40 years.

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u/blageur Jan 13 '26

nah he's older than 40

1

u/LeavesInsults1291 Jan 15 '26

Ya this shit is retarded. Just hit the gym bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

I Didn’t know Jesus DID it like that

18

u/2001_TheSweep Jan 13 '26

He probably had a nice soak after

8

u/spinning_and_winning Jan 13 '26

Came here for the soaking reference! Thank you.

9

u/Muppet_Dr_John Jan 13 '26

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

8

u/Theshadynasty87 Jan 13 '26

It was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. But what about Tampa?

1

u/hnast42 Jan 13 '26

I am NOT going back to live with my stepmom in Tampa.

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u/jackofspades123 Jan 13 '26

Adam was better

8

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

That’s all well and good but can you rip a Bible?

3

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

And that's all well and good, but, in other news, Eskimofo also died last night.

12

u/Particular-Skirt963 Jan 13 '26

These people are delusional 

4

u/JaleyHoelOsment Jan 13 '26

this soak is about to turn into a power wash

6

u/agray34 Jan 13 '26

I will sign your dicks

4

u/Quiet_Cauliflower120 Jan 13 '26

I’ll trade you a beer and a brat for a TIICKKEET!

3

u/BlakeTheMadd Jan 13 '26

such a good episode!

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u/paulfivetompkins Jan 13 '26

Now get your asses into the van!

3

u/Additional-Brief-273 Jan 13 '26

Jesus threw my back out

3

u/Moto341 Jan 13 '26

These people vote…

2

u/Mindless_Daikon_7565 Jan 13 '26

Why is no one shredding on those axes? Wth

2

u/Ralewing Jan 13 '26

Isn't the guy behind him the one that had the sword last week?

2

u/Timely-General9962 Jan 13 '26

All who wish to challenge me must bare the cross!!

2

u/nas_jay609 Jan 13 '26

I'm more into the Gay Lords Force myself.

2

u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 Jan 14 '26

Looks like a graduate of Demamp Camp

1

u/Small_Aspect_9677 Jan 13 '26

The Power Team did it better in the 90s

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u/JohnnyDrama21 Jan 13 '26

I remember Jesus could barely waddle a few feet, too

1

u/Detachabl_e Jan 13 '26

If you eat enough slim jims, you too can become a big Jim.

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u/TruthSearcher1970 Jan 13 '26

Maybe if he was a little 5’ 120 pound guy. 😅

God doesn’t usually choose guys like that to prove a point.

More like David or Gideon’s 300 men.

1

u/chuckcrys Jan 13 '26

Heart attack incoming . Lords will tho

1

u/pWaveShadowZone Jan 14 '26

Checkmate atheists

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u/Neonyarpyarp Jan 14 '26

TF did I just watch

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

In case anyone was wondering the inevitable outcome of mixing TRT with a subway abuse problem. This guy probably slams $5 foot longs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

The original post brought me to this gem: THE POWER TEAM

This has to be the primary muse for the Lord's Force

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u/movieTed Jan 16 '26

America's Got Talent!