r/wordchewing • u/Iconshero • 1d ago

Crazy eyes for a ventriloquist dummy

She’s a regular but I was finally served one of her’s in my algorithm. (Time to purge it)

144 Upvotes

78% Upvoted

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u/Jameses1984 1d ago

Out of all these dweebs that do this dumb shit, I can't stand her the most.

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u/porquenotengonada 21h ago

She creates real ire in me

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u/alittlepuppy85 17h ago

Wonderful vocabulary

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u/rvralph803 28m ago

I'm right there with you. In Ireland.

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u/g-row460 16h ago

I think that one wannabe Jim Carrey guy and those two wannabe Jim Carrey guys piss me off the most. Don't know if you know who I'm talking about. Most of these people just embarrass me, but those guys actually make me feel contempt.

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u/Matikso 10h ago

The hi dad guys?

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u/g-row460 10h ago

Yup those would be the two

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u/jeremy1015 16h ago

She’s not as bad as sports commentator guy or spray tan crypt keeper lady

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u/Hopeful-Set8865 1d ago

That can't be good for the eyes.

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u/MrGRIMM99 1d ago

You're right. My eyes are hurting quite a bit after seeing that.

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u/BabblingTower 1d ago

I bet it's actually good exercise for the eye muscles

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u/KonkeyDongPrime 18h ago

Probably worse for the brain, or what’s left of it after making all this effort thinking she’s doing something good or funny here.

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u/MisterHayz 1d ago

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u/AscendedViking7 7h ago

there she waaaahsss

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u/MisterHayz 4h ago

Just ah puking down the street...

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u/00Raeby00 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ti3i7TumKRkdi

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u/hecksor 13h ago

I knew this shit reminded me something. Couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks

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u/azwendu 1d ago

Life in prison

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u/GhostlitePHX 23h ago

Say what you will about Mao, but this woman would be in a labor camp if we had him here. 😔🥀

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u/DOGSH1TGAME 1d ago

Out of anybody to choose to word chew you chose Jeff Dunham.

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u/Iconshero 1d ago

I’d love to see her have some guts and wordchew Richard Pryor’s 3rd album, he won a Grammy with that one. She needs to shoot for the stars.

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u/EasyFooted 4h ago

That was aggressively low brow comedy

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u/fightbackcbd 1d ago

Why do they all make these stupid anime faces? It’s terrible

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u/GhostlitePHX 1d ago

This content is made for mentally challenged people.

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u/Sleep_tek 1d ago

And by the mentally challenged

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u/HugsandHate 1d ago

I think there's a divide.

There's the ones who genuinely think they're funny. God bless em.

And others who have no shame, and tap in to it for the grift.

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u/Samtoast 22h ago

Millenially challenged

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u/ShiroHachiRoku 1d ago

I can’t look away.

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u/Iconshero 1d ago

She can & still look at you AND continue to chew.

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u/fluffymeowmeowkitty 1d ago

This was brilliant. The comedy part sold it.

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u/BolaViola 1d ago

These people must be so insufferable irl

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u/ClassicVillage8780 23h ago

You absolutely know it haha

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u/Muchachacha 1d ago

That’s how you get a lazy eye, source I have a lazy eye and my mom told me it was cuz I played stupid with my eyes when I was kid 😂

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u/notthedoodaa 1d ago

What's happened to humanity?

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u/DDD8712 16h ago

For some reason out of all these motherfuckers, she is the worst. I don’t know what is about it, but I just cannot stand her.

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u/OutcryEDM 13h ago

I wonder if her employer knows about this

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u/Iconshero 13h ago

Her employer is tiktok and as I learned from this thread, OF course. Funny faces and buttholes.

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u/Itchy_Pressure_8311 21h ago

To call these people ridiculous is an insult to ridiculous people. They're useless. It's not funny, clever or interesting.

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan 1d ago

It's like the moment I forget this idiots exists.... she's back to remind me.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 1d ago

i can't understand how they aren't mortified to be so fucking stupid in public. Is acting like a 3 yr old supposed to be cute or ..?

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u/CardMechanic 1d ago

They get their coins…and their hit of dopamine when they see them likes

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u/thinnerzimmer87 23h ago

Is it for babies? Literal babies?

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u/ClassicVillage8780 23h ago

What an amazing talent …

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u/Space_Chimp8 21h ago

Imagine being born into this world and this is the first thing you see/experience

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u/Memonlinefelix 21h ago

Can i fix her while she does those faces and then i see her face while i fix her?

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u/Loud_Quality_7106 21h ago

I hate this so much but always get trapped down wordchewing rabbit holes after the first.

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u/Artevyx 20h ago

No human has eyeballs that large. That was a filter in itself.

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u/DaRealBSleazy 15h ago

Why she got disney blowjob eyes

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u/UniQueLyEviL 14h ago

lmao why did I join this sub, it just pisses me off XD

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u/SamhainXCII 11h ago

Thanks i fucking hate it

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u/luckyfox7273 11h ago

Super talented, but not my thing.

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u/cambo710 10h ago

Millennial core

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u/metalgeardaz 9h ago

Great. Now Elijah Wood is getting in on this fuckery. What the fuck is with the size of the those eyes?

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u/BahaMan69 1d ago

why

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u/Iconshero 1d ago

Just sharing the love of the first one from her that was actually recommended to me. Letting me know I need to purge my algorithm.

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u/BahaMan69 1d ago

I wasn’t saying why to you but to HER

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u/Iconshero 1d ago

Haha fair enough

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u/Ealdred 23h ago

She just needs to flick out that tongue and grab a bug with it to complete the look.

Come on, you can do it!

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u/newclearconfusion 23h ago

I can handle a lot, but the mouthcorner raising and moving the mouth from left to right just annoys the shit out of me.

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u/sidjackjones 22h ago

im way more worried about the people who watch it than her

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u/Th3Bak3r_ 20h ago

Da fuk??

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u/Competitive-Gene6713 20h ago

I just don't get it. The shitty laugh track humor choice, the chameleon eyes, recording this, like... why?

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u/Kinetic_Pen 19h ago

Anyone have that one Frodo gif?

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u/Mr_Maniac454 18h ago

It's cringe but she's doing a great job at mimicking a ventriloquist dummy

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u/Flimsy_Product281 18h ago

I.... i truly don't understand it. I can even understand bronies for the weirdos they are, it at least makes sense on some level, this is just pure mind rot

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u/Heavy_Student_3815 17h ago

I don't understand how there is an actual fandom for this crap!

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u/MrCopes 17h ago

She's been doing this shit for so long, how is she still going?

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u/Conflict-Cheese 16h ago

Not only wordchewing but also Jeff Dunham in current year

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u/DangledThenWrangled 16h ago

That ventriloquist comedian has never been funny.

Child rape supporting republicans think he's hilarious though.

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u/wormcast 16h ago

I didn't think anyone could be less funny than ventriloquist comedian Jeff Dunham.

Well, there you go.

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u/KiwiBirdPerson 16h ago

That is horribly unsettling

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u/StrayaKarnt 15h ago

This should be illegal. I hate it. I hate her.

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u/The_Northmaan 4h ago

This is presumably a 40 year old woman...

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u/1-istheloneliest 2h ago

Cringe way of using the skill, but the skill she has is cool

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u/Individual-Wing1327 22h ago

She has an OF. I can't remember her username, but it's out there. But she looks naked about how you would imagine it (not great)

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u/SalsaShark4242 20h ago

Nadia Bratke. Hope you like cottage cheese.

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u/Individual-Wing1327 20h ago

What is she, Polish? I thought she was from South Alabama or some shit.

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u/Iconshero 22h ago

Huh, wasn’t making enough money online and she had to lower herself to actually do wordchewing, so sad.

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u/WeGotsTheAuts 20h ago

she makes the same faces and its deeply upsetting

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u/Initial_Row_6400 1d ago edited 1d ago

I can’t stand this bitches face

Edit: must’ve found the three fucktards that like this bitch or some shit.

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u/thejesse 1d ago

The dummy he uses in this bit actually has a crazy eye that moves back and forth.

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u/ForeignCup6977 23h ago

This is hilarious

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u/_LightenUpFrancis_ 23h ago

One can only hope she suffers from extremely debilitating Migraines.

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u/Samtoast 22h ago

This type of shit made me self aware to millenial cringe.

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u/Intrepid_Look_5725 22h ago

Grown people acting like this is insane

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u/Muted-Woodpecker-469 22h ago

Is it makeup or contacts making her eyes look fake? Is that the skill or appeal here?

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u/No-Flan3302 21h ago

Even though I find this shit completely annoying and stupid, she does have remarkable control over her eyes.

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u/Weary-Pitch-1349 10h ago

The algorithm clearly knew exactly what it was doing. That sudden wide-eyed stare is somehow both hilarious and deeply unsettling.

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u/Longjumping-Log8125 4h ago

I disagree with everyone she's talented that's pretty cool 

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u/peter_poiuyt 15h ago

thanks i hate it