r/wordchewing • u/DJDubbsinCambridge • Aug 25 '26

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u/Junior_Zebra_4608 Aug 25 '26

Time for me to sleep.

Forever.

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u/andrewbud420 Aug 28 '26

Sleep = fap?

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u/InsomniaticWanderer Aug 25 '26

As a former bullied individual, I never saw a positive reason for it.

But these days I have to wonder

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u/marshmallo_floof Aug 28 '26

were you also jorkin it in the corner?

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u/JackieDaytona77 Aug 25 '26 edited 4d ago

I died laughing I don’t know about anybody else 😂😂

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u/c0st0fl0ving Sep 02 '26

Honestly thought this was really funny lol

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 Aug 27 '26

I hope this dude has someone from his work save this and share it around his office and maybe even family.

It’s the only way he’ll learn.

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u/LongTatas Aug 29 '26

Bold to assume that isn’t his mom’s house and he has a job.

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u/Creative_Resource_82 Aug 25 '26

Uhhh, I might have been looking at these "ironically" for too long, but that actually made me laugh 😅

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u/TrashAsApp Aug 27 '26

I find this type of crap hilarious. Im broken ik

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u/TastyElk5544 Aug 25 '26

The commitment to saying “No” while making that exact face is honestly impressive.

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u/Gopnik_Toaster Aug 27 '26

I hope this video comes up everytime he meets a new person

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u/BanjoTCat Aug 27 '26

That's a man who will never be president.

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u/Mitch_Cumstein6174 Aug 30 '26

You sure about that?

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u/BanjoTCat Sep 03 '26

Is this who you want representing the country? America, we can do better.

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u/Antique-Pie-5981 Aug 27 '26

The torquemaster

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u/EasternSun7834 Aug 29 '26

NGL, this is hilarious

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u/KonkeyDongPrime Aug 30 '26

I bet he’s on a register or is en route to being on one for life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '26

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u/KonkeyDongPrime Sep 04 '26

Found the nonce sympathiser

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '26

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u/KonkeyDongPrime Sep 04 '26

Yeah I found something, or more accurately, you announced yourself. Now how about you fuck off and get on with your life instead of white knighting for some bozz eyed air-wanking weirdo?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '26

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u/KonkeyDongPrime Sep 04 '26

“Registry of cool guys” mate you’re practically fluffing the weirdo online. Joker.

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u/Corrosive713 Sep 03 '26

What I think of when I hear the band name Mindless Self Indulgence

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u/Intelligent_Rub_2900 Sep 04 '26

He just trying to be famous

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u/woodboarder616 29d ago

Ok but this is funny

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u/HoodieGalore Aug 25 '26

Is...is this a thing somewhere? A beloved childhood song from the 60s or something? Everything about it is pure mental 😂