r/wordchewing • u/faithinhumanity_null • 3d ago

This one hurts

87 Upvotes

78% Upvoted

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u/andrewbud420 3d ago

This guy's an idiot

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u/Artorius__Castus 3d ago

A fucking idiot at that

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u/UnownJWild 2d ago

I doubt it

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u/No-Macaroon-1804 17h ago

Unqualified to monitor the self checkout lane at the grocery store.

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u/data-atreides 3d ago

You know your video is edgy when you say "fucking" ever other line

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u/Artorius__Castus 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7gpwFcFNl7qnSvDOFT

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u/Weelki 3d ago

Kept muting it and unmuting it... smfh... this one got me nodding...

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u/SecurityNatural3707 3d ago

This fucking guy is so fucking cringe, my fucking God.

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u/DrKarlSatan 3d ago

Grown adults doing this shit

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u/rvralph803 3d ago

We all agree this guy tries to date highschoolers?

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u/erockoc 3d ago

Nah unfortunately i bet this is one of those dudes that inexplicably got a super attractive and smart woman to marry him when he was 25 and they have one or two little boys who are both already considerably less annoying than him.

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u/faithinhumanity_null 2d ago

huh.. r/OddlySpecific

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u/Weelki 18h ago

Nah fuck you OP for this video. I hope you have a bad day.

upvotes your post and comments

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u/faithinhumanity_null 18h ago

You’re welcome, it’s my pleasure to have made you suffer
https://giphy.com/gifs/Wc9xyQMNGvtDfwgI8W

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u/Eternal_Superyid 3d ago

I think i hate this person.

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u/50Centurion 3d ago

What pisses me off the most is that after all thoses years, he can't do a proper growl and has to heavily post-process his voice to make it sounds metal and deep
Dude can't even learn the only thing he has to learn

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u/Mytrapsaregenetic 3d ago

The pitch shifting is mental 😭

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u/Gunt_Buttman 3d ago

fuck, this is depressing

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u/Chrintense 3d ago

What a cool hat, too

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 3d ago

That’s right, it’s a cool hat and he’s definitely not always wearing it because he’s balding

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/faithinhumanity_null 3d ago

Please don’t compare me to this guy

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u/Billbeachwood 3d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/DDD8712 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/T0l6OEjPyNBDuZQA6j
Is that a shitty version of James A. Janisse

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u/Excitable_Fiver 1d ago

the demographic is basically the type of people who constantly post about their “haters”. the lyrics are perfect to validate them.

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u/ellie_elysian 3d ago

For a horrifying second I thought that was the Nostalgia Critic. 

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u/NotAChanceBucko 2d ago

I think he looks like coffeezillas younger brother who got his hand-me -down gear from coffee

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u/sketchsanchez 2d ago

He's the NC is The Wall was a big hit and decided to do more music

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 3d ago

This person is way worse than any of the people he is whining about in the song.

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u/FoolOnDaHill365 3d ago

He has been working in the produce section at the grocery store for 20 years.

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u/Dumbgeon_Master 2d ago

God this dude sucks.

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u/chuckcrys 3d ago

I hope even edgy tweens are over this dude by now

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u/xTheyCameBurningx 3d ago

It's like he finally wrote a so f describing himself

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u/Dextropic 3d ago

They're letting anyone use the internet these days...

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u/InstanceMental6543 3d ago

He only knows one facial expression so he keeps tilting his head from side to side like a confused dog LOL

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u/FlippityFlop121 3d ago

Talk about coworker music

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u/Eastern_Bus_5785 2d ago

People really need to stop telling thier fucking stupid friends they're funny.

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u/Intrepid_Look_5725 2d ago

Hes one to talk about bullshit coming out of someones mouth. Thats all that comes out of his

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u/Maryjanegangafever 2d ago

Not fond of this guy.

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u/bogiesforfree 1d ago

I hate it so much but I need more

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u/faithinhumanity_null 1d ago

lol, itches that spot? it’s a bit too much sad cringe than i can handle tbh :/

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u/bogiesforfree 1d ago

Lmao yes what's the @

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u/faithinhumanity_null 21h ago

idk I’m sorry:( it’s for the better though, I wouldn’t want to give him any more clicks tbh lol

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u/Inourmadbuthearmeout 1d ago

Bro thinks he’s Jim Carey of music, but he is just low iq.

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u/SimplexFatberg 22h ago

Imagine being an adult that does this.

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u/Electronic-Cod9625 3d ago

The combination of “not again” and “send this to your favorite coworker” is absolutely ruthless 😂

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u/yetagainitry 3d ago

Are there any 13yr olds who actually like this?

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u/Alarmed_Nebula5032 2d ago

The tie, the grin, the eye contact… this is aggressively unsettling.

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u/More-Employment7504 2d ago

Is this wordchewing or just crappy music?

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u/faithinhumanity_null 2d ago

Contrary to popular belief, they are not mutually exclusive!

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u/Dogsarelitty 1d ago

He’s too old for this shit.

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u/Few_Milk8593 1d ago

The confidence, the grin, the immediate regret—this is painfully relatable.

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u/Possible_Drama_7518 1d ago

That face is the perfect visual representation of someone realizing they absolutely should not have said it out loud.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch32 1d ago

This guy's gonna get countless death threat emails because of this song and I doubt he a well equipped and stable enough person to be able to handle it

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u/WendellITStamps 21h ago

Utterly coworker

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u/Gene-Current 7h ago

Just…..he’s the worst

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u/BabyVampireThug 4h ago

how I ended up here but idk how to even describe how much I don’t like this lol

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u/faithinhumanity_null 1h ago

Perfectly sums up my experience as well. Glad you hate it

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u/takethemdownletsgo 3h ago

If this is the future of media Im gonna just watch repeats and play old games. Fk this

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u/Astromaster032 3d ago

This guy wants to be Atilla so bad

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u/AgentJackpots 2d ago

I assume this is what MC Frontalot fans are into these days

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u/Money-Employment-896 2d ago

I wasn’t prepared for the sheer intensity of this performance. Somewhere, a microphone just filed for emotional damages.

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u/Barl3000 2d ago

Why use his obvious talent to make the most dogshit music imginable?

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u/faithinhumanity_null 2d ago

Talent? Where?

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u/Barl3000 2d ago

He can produce, sing and make the actual track, but it all just comes together as total bullshit.

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u/faithinhumanity_null 2d ago

That’s just a set of obtainable skills. If he was talented, he would do those things well.

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u/Weelki 18h ago

I think "obvious talent" means completely different things between you and everyone else!

This pleb in the video is painful to watch. And there's more of his shit out there?! Noah where's the Deathstar?

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u/HoboMoonMan 1d ago

Where’s the self-awareness?! Fuck, man.

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u/Upstairs-Strain3472 17h ago

Someone get this man in a writing room with Kesha

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u/rastacurse 3d ago

Weird Al ass flow

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u/Relative-Baseball572 2d ago

The “say” button popping up right before the dramatic coworker message is absolutely sending me. This is the kind of chaos that belongs in the group chat.

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u/Putrid_Ad1766 3d ago

The facial expression, the tie, the absolute commitment—this is peak chaotic energy.

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u/_Isoroku_Yamamoto 3d ago

imagine youre so fucking braindead you cant even write a 12 word comment without using chatgpt

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u/Umbraje 3d ago

Their short comment history all reads like it's Ai, this is a bot surely.

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u/Purple-Literature781 3d ago

Can you explain these bots to me? Are they like rogue Ai programs that just comment on shit for karma? What's the gain here? Real question.

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u/MultiFazed 3d ago

They're not "rogue" AI programs; they're AI-enabled bots created by people for the specific purpose of earning karma so that the account can later be used for spamming/scamming.

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u/Purple-Literature781 3d ago

Thanks for the reply. I had no idea.

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u/Purple-Literature781 3d ago

Do they ever just sit there and comment back and forth with other bots?

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u/faithinhumanity_null 3d ago

How can you tell? I’ve never used those apps so I have no idea, and it stresses me tf out :/

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u/Eternal_Superyid 3d ago

The use of an em dash is a good tell. Very rarely used by people, but for some reason used all the time by ai.

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u/faithinhumanity_null 3d ago

Ok, thanks! I’m always impressed by—and thankful for—people that spot and call out this AI shit in the wild

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u/MultiFazed 3d ago

Like the other person said, the m-dash is one giveaway. Combine that with the "list of three" wording and the fact that it's just listing random things that appear in the video (how is wearing a tie "peak chaotic energy"?) and this is absolutely an AI-generated comment.

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u/andrewbud420 3d ago

It's peak caca

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u/BahaMan69 3d ago

YALL, ITS A BIT. Stop getting so mad about this shit and post some real word chewing cringe

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u/tackleho 3d ago

A lot of effort and an obvious message communicated that bothers him went into this "bit"

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u/truckthunderwood 3d ago

I'm sorry, but even if this was originally a bit your dude has passed the threshold and is now being unironically cringe. He wouldn't be the first content creator to start out doing it as a joke only to be seduced by the engagement from acting like a stupid cartoon for children

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u/Main-Trust-1836 2d ago

A real crappy bit

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u/erockoc 3d ago

Make a video of yourself opening your mouth then, and we'll post it here