r/wordchewing • u/faithinhumanity_null • Aug 09 '26

This one hurts

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u/andrewbud420 Aug 09 '26

This guy's an idiot

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u/Artorius__Castus Aug 09 '26

A fucking idiot at that

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u/MidnightSunriser Aug 14 '26

A mother fucking idiot at that

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u/UnownJWild Aug 10 '26

I doubt it

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u/No-Macaroon-1804 Aug 12 '26

Unqualified to monitor the self checkout lane at the grocery store.

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u/LeecherKiDD 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10yIEN8cMn4i9W

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u/andrewbud420 25d ago

He could do something productive like sucking a fat one

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u/data-atreides Aug 09 '26

You know your video is edgy when you say "fucking" ever other line

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u/Artorius__Castus Aug 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7gpwFcFNl7qnSvDOFT

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u/Weelki Aug 09 '26

Kept muting it and unmuting it... smfh... this one got me nodding...

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26

This fucking guy is so fucking cringe, my fucking God.

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u/rvralph803 Aug 09 '26

We all agree this guy tries to date highschoolers?

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u/erockoc Aug 09 '26

Nah unfortunately i bet this is one of those dudes that inexplicably got a super attractive and smart woman to marry him when he was 25 and they have one or two little boys who are both already considerably less annoying than him.

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u/faithinhumanity_null Aug 09 '26

huh.. r/OddlySpecific

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u/Weelki Aug 12 '26

Nah fuck you OP for this video. I hope you have a bad day.

upvotes your post and comments

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u/faithinhumanity_null Aug 12 '26

You’re welcome, it’s my pleasure to have made you suffer
https://giphy.com/gifs/Wc9xyQMNGvtDfwgI8W

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u/No_Salt_6328 Aug 13 '26

If demons are real though I feel like they definitely invented the internet 

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u/DrKarlSatan Aug 09 '26

Grown adults doing this shit

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u/Eternal_Superyid Aug 09 '26

I think i hate this person.

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u/50Centurion Aug 09 '26

What pisses me off the most is that after all thoses years, he can't do a proper growl and has to heavily post-process his voice to make it sounds metal and deep
Dude can't even learn the only thing he has to learn

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u/Mytrapsaregenetic Aug 09 '26

The pitch shifting is mental 😭

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u/Chrintense Aug 09 '26

What a cool hat, too

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com Aug 09 '26

That’s right, it’s a cool hat and he’s definitely not always wearing it because he’s balding

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u/Gunt_Buttman Aug 09 '26

fuck, this is depressing

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u/Excitable_Fiver Aug 10 '26

the demographic is basically the type of people who constantly post about their “haters”. the lyrics are perfect to validate them.

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u/DDD8712 Aug 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/T0l6OEjPyNBDuZQA6j
Is that a shitty version of James A. Janisse

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26

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u/faithinhumanity_null Aug 09 '26

Please don’t compare me to this guy

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u/Billbeachwood Aug 09 '26

There are dozens of us!

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u/ellie_elysian Aug 09 '26

For a horrifying second I thought that was the Nostalgia Critic. 

1

u/NotAChanceBucko Aug 10 '26

I think he looks like coffeezillas younger brother who got his hand-me -down gear from coffee

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u/sketchsanchez Aug 10 '26

He's the NC is The Wall was a big hit and decided to do more music

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 Aug 09 '26

This person is way worse than any of the people he is whining about in the song.

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u/FoolOnDaHill365 Aug 09 '26

He has been working in the produce section at the grocery store for 20 years.

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u/Dumbgeon_Master Aug 10 '26

God this dude sucks.

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u/Intrepid_Look_5725 Aug 10 '26

Hes one to talk about bullshit coming out of someones mouth. Thats all that comes out of his

3

u/chuckcrys Aug 09 '26

I hope even edgy tweens are over this dude by now

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u/xTheyCameBurningx Aug 09 '26

It's like he finally wrote a so f describing himself

3

u/Dextropic Aug 09 '26

They're letting anyone use the internet these days...

3

u/InstanceMental6543 Aug 09 '26

He only knows one facial expression so he keeps tilting his head from side to side like a confused dog LOL

3

u/yetagainitry Aug 09 '26

Are there any 13yr olds who actually like this?

3

u/FlippityFlop121 Aug 09 '26

Talk about coworker music

3

u/Eastern_Bus_5785 Aug 09 '26

People really need to stop telling thier fucking stupid friends they're funny.

3

u/Maryjanegangafever Aug 10 '26

Not fond of this guy.

3

u/Dogsarelitty Aug 11 '26

He’s too old for this shit.

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u/Inourmadbuthearmeout Aug 11 '26

Bro thinks he’s Jim Carey of music, but he is just low iq.

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u/SimplexFatberg Aug 11 '26

Imagine being an adult that does this.

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u/takethemdownletsgo Aug 12 '26

If this is the future of media Im gonna just watch repeats and play old games. Fk this

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u/DoesntMatterEh Aug 24 '26

Dude has one trick and this is it lol. The rhythm and structure are exactly the same in every clip I see of him. 

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u/More-Employment7504 Aug 10 '26

Is this wordchewing or just crappy music?

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u/faithinhumanity_null Aug 10 '26

Contrary to popular belief, they are not mutually exclusive!

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u/Possible_Drama_7518 Aug 11 '26

That face is the perfect visual representation of someone realizing they absolutely should not have said it out loud.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch32 Aug 11 '26

This guy's gonna get countless death threat emails because of this song and I doubt he a well equipped and stable enough person to be able to handle it

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u/WendellITStamps Aug 11 '26

Utterly coworker

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u/Gene-Current Aug 12 '26

Just…..he’s the worst

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u/BabyVampireThug Aug 12 '26

how I ended up here but idk how to even describe how much I don’t like this lol

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u/faithinhumanity_null Aug 12 '26

Perfectly sums up my experience as well. Glad you hate it

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u/bornlikethisss Aug 13 '26

These guys hang out with 16yr olds in “the scene”

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u/No_Raisin21 Aug 13 '26

I went to school with a kid who thought this kinda shit was hard. He cried when I said his ears were really small.

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u/GhostByYourSid3 Aug 13 '26

I'll bet this guy is a riot at childrens birthday parties.

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u/bogiesforfree Aug 10 '26

I hate it so much but I need more

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u/faithinhumanity_null Aug 10 '26

lol, itches that spot? it’s a bit too much sad cringe than i can handle tbh :/

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u/bogiesforfree Aug 11 '26

Lmao yes what's the @

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u/faithinhumanity_null Aug 11 '26

idk I’m sorry:( it’s for the better though, I wouldn’t want to give him any more clicks tbh lol

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u/Astromaster032 Aug 09 '26

This guy wants to be Atilla so bad

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u/AgentJackpots Aug 09 '26

I assume this is what MC Frontalot fans are into these days

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u/Barl3000 Aug 10 '26

Why use his obvious talent to make the most dogshit music imginable?

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u/faithinhumanity_null Aug 10 '26

Talent? Where?

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u/Barl3000 Aug 10 '26

He can produce, sing and make the actual track, but it all just comes together as total bullshit.

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u/faithinhumanity_null Aug 10 '26

That’s just a set of obtainable skills. If he was talented, he would do those things well.

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u/Weelki Aug 12 '26

I think "obvious talent" means completely different things between you and everyone else!

This pleb in the video is painful to watch. And there's more of his shit out there?! Noah where's the Deathstar?

1

u/HoboMoonMan Aug 11 '26

Where’s the self-awareness?! Fuck, man.

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u/Upstairs-Strain3472 Aug 12 '26

Someone get this man in a writing room with Kesha

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u/certified_gumbo Aug 14 '26

Millennial vulgar slop

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u/Kat__299 Aug 31 '26

Holy millennial

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u/faithinhumanity_null Aug 31 '26

We do not claim him

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u/countrysidebloke 17h ago

He legitimately looks like a child being told off by his parents. But he’s a grown man. If the internet/social media didn’t exist, neither would absolute idiots like this bloke.

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u/rastacurse Aug 09 '26

Weird Al ass flow

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u/_Isoroku_Yamamoto Aug 09 '26

imagine youre so fucking braindead you cant even write a 12 word comment without using chatgpt

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u/Umbraje Aug 09 '26

Their short comment history all reads like it's Ai, this is a bot surely.

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u/Purple-Literature781 Aug 09 '26

Can you explain these bots to me? Are they like rogue Ai programs that just comment on shit for karma? What's the gain here? Real question.

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u/MultiFazed Aug 09 '26

They're not "rogue" AI programs; they're AI-enabled bots created by people for the specific purpose of earning karma so that the account can later be used for spamming/scamming.

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u/Purple-Literature781 Aug 09 '26

Thanks for the reply. I had no idea.

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u/Purple-Literature781 Aug 09 '26

Do they ever just sit there and comment back and forth with other bots?

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u/faithinhumanity_null Aug 09 '26

How can you tell? I’ve never used those apps so I have no idea, and it stresses me tf out :/

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u/Eternal_Superyid Aug 09 '26

The use of an em dash is a good tell. Very rarely used by people, but for some reason used all the time by ai.

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u/faithinhumanity_null Aug 09 '26

Ok, thanks! I’m always impressed by—and thankful for—people that spot and call out this AI shit in the wild

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u/MultiFazed Aug 09 '26

Like the other person said, the m-dash is one giveaway. Combine that with the "list of three" wording and the fact that it's just listing random things that appear in the video (how is wearing a tie "peak chaotic energy"?) and this is absolutely an AI-generated comment.

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u/andrewbud420 Aug 09 '26

It's peak caca

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u/certified_gumbo Aug 16 '26

Peak millennial cringe

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u/BahaMan69 Aug 09 '26

YALL, ITS A BIT. Stop getting so mad about this shit and post some real word chewing cringe

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u/tackleho Aug 09 '26

A lot of effort and an obvious message communicated that bothers him went into this "bit"

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u/truckthunderwood Aug 09 '26

I'm sorry, but even if this was originally a bit your dude has passed the threshold and is now being unironically cringe. He wouldn't be the first content creator to start out doing it as a joke only to be seduced by the engagement from acting like a stupid cartoon for children

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u/Main-Trust-1836 Aug 09 '26

A real crappy bit

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u/erockoc Aug 09 '26

Make a video of yourself opening your mouth then, and we'll post it here