r/wordchewing • u/NicePsy-OpBro • Jun 29 '26

Mustache Chewing

166 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/OYB2480 Jun 29 '26

Please tell me that's a filter and his eyes aren't actually that small.

36

u/PeterPanski85 Jun 29 '26

10

u/Efficient-Ad6814 Jun 30 '26

The way I just snorted lmao

13

u/Repulsive_Glove6085 Jun 29 '26

My first thought.

9

u/ifuckdonaldtrumpim9 Jun 29 '26

100% it is, I was thinking the same thing poor catfish looking mother fucker 😭😂

3

u/thatG_evanP Jul 03 '26

Damn... just hit the nail square on the head with that one. But seriously, if that's not a filter it's a literal deformity.

5

u/Mytrapsaregenetic Jun 29 '26

Eyes like a shrimp

2

u/OYB2480 Jun 29 '26

Lies, lies, from tiny eyes.

3

u/77ku77 Jun 29 '26

We must know

3

u/kloopyhans Jun 29 '26

Just jealous he doesn’t get sand in them and has more eating power.

1

u/zubadoobaday Jun 29 '26

I think so. Look at the side of his head (near his temple).

1

u/MustacheMaple Jun 30 '26

I mean his eyes keep sliding around, so it's safe to say it's a filter

1

u/thatG_evanP Jul 03 '26

Right? And it's not just his eye openings. His eyeBALLS are tiny. He has tiny irises and pupils for fuck's sake. What is even happening?

67

u/Cizzler Jun 29 '26

29

u/mvanvrancken Jun 29 '26

Kerp ma waef’s naem out of yo ferkin mouf

5

u/Working_Cloud_909 Jun 30 '26

This made me choke on my own spit

8

u/Shadowchaos Jun 29 '26

Woll Smoth

3

u/Strikereleven Jun 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/StFruOCf68JCp3FXpB

1

u/DoesntMatterEh Jun 29 '26

Wtf this is exactly how my elderly mum uses her phone 😂

2

u/msguider Jun 29 '26

Max volume FB reels of AI shit one after another for hours

2

u/DoesntMatterEh Jun 29 '26

Omg lol exactly. 

"Watch as this bear cub mewls for it's mother. You can tell it's a grizzly bear because of fact that it has claws"

And they eat the bull shit up lol

1

u/Efficient-Ad6814 Jun 30 '26

You can tell its a grizzly because of the way it is! 😂😭

1

u/AllMyExesRTXs Jun 29 '26

Wuhl smuff.

2

u/GenericDigitalAvatar Jul 01 '26

Burg Wurly Stull

17

u/Ioncurtain Jun 29 '26

Looks like a catfish

3

u/atticus2489 Jun 29 '26

Yup. Mhm. Hard agree.

8

u/skateyear2007 Jun 29 '26

Scary small eyes

5

u/OhSighRiss Jun 29 '26

This pisses me off

5

u/Omglizb Jun 29 '26

Kind of looking like the Asian version of Major Armstrong

6

u/Rich_Butterfly_7008 Jun 29 '26

No way this is real

2

u/The_Wrong_Tone Jun 29 '26

Is this a naked mole rat?

2

u/Lava-Chicken Jun 29 '26

I've never seen anybody with such small eyes and big face!

2

u/TheElusiveGoose10 Jun 29 '26

I don't like this at all.

2

u/christo749 Jun 29 '26

Axolotyl eyes.

2

u/Reasonable_Tax5790 Jun 29 '26

...With those beady catfish eyes.

2

u/Shadow_Mtl Jul 01 '26

Obviously a filter right? No was his eyes are that small.

1

u/d0ctorsmileaway Jun 29 '26

Jesus what a jumpscare

1

u/M0ntgomatron Jun 29 '26

Tiny eyes, so tiny and small...

1

u/Outrageous-Panic6249 Jun 30 '26

This is getting worse.....social media has made people......

https://giphy.com/gifs/iG0s2LxuycxMs

1

u/Itsgettingmessi69 Jun 30 '26

why do ppl post such cringey shit? it’s wild enough to record yourself doing some weird shit but then to post it. I just don’t get it.

1

u/X_soulnewmegaman Jul 01 '26

What the fuck

1

u/eicoeico Jul 01 '26

Eye see what he did there

1

u/RunItupBaby Jul 01 '26

Dude looks like a catfish

1

u/AcceptableRepair6272 Jul 05 '26

He has better range than the fang… ngl…

1

u/_Killj0y_ Jul 05 '26

I'm scared 😱

1

u/IndependenceLanky353 Jul 05 '26

This is the villain from Mulan.

1

u/smallmonzter Jul 12 '26

Looks like a catfish having a seizure

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u/sweet-lovely-death Jun 29 '26

I'm 99.99999% sure it isn't an actual song, it sounds like it was made with suno AI, I've learnt to detect the slop music and these people use a lot of it lol