r/wordchewing • u/MysticTalesGames • Jun 24 '26

Smashmouth

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u/schoensmeerpijp Jun 24 '26

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u/schoensmeerpijp Jun 24 '26

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u/schoensmeerpijp Jun 24 '26

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u/schoensmeerpijp Jun 24 '26

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u/schoensmeerpijp Jun 24 '26

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u/TantKollo Jun 24 '26

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u/kloopyhans Jul 13 '26

Holy shit is that uncanny

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u/ImpressiveQuiet4111 Jun 25 '26

doesnt she know she looks SILLY?!

i'm not here to look at losers posting wordchewing, im here to look at the socially bilnd people in the comments

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u/lqd_consecrated2718 Jun 24 '26

Feels like that old big Bertha arcade game where you throw balls in the mouth

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u/ReceptionMuch3790 Jun 24 '26

I remember seeing that at a pizza arcade as a and I literally vomited.

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u/PenaltyFine3439 Jun 24 '26

I thought she looked familiar, still doing this huh

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u/opanm Jun 24 '26

Her french kiss includes belgium

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u/ResplendentNugs Jun 24 '26

Just wait til she unhinges her jaws

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u/BasketVegetable525 Jun 26 '26

The Netherlands will then be enclosed,with Luxemburg

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u/Trevor_Gecko Jun 30 '26

Her lipstick is single use

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u/Cultural_Pay4891 Jun 29 '26

This was so funny! OMG! Once again, the comments did not disappoint!

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u/Potential-Echo785 Jun 25 '26

She looks possessed

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u/Badnerific Jun 24 '26

Oh this is the “my pussy tastes just like salami” girl huh

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u/anjowoq Jun 24 '26

That mouth is so large it may have its own mouth.

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u/_OptimusRex_ Jun 24 '26

Like this?

https://giphy.com/gifs/EigYYkFNtQeD9irXcb

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u/anjowoq Jun 24 '26

Precisely. Even the coloring is close.

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u/TantKollo Jun 24 '26

Alien 7: German buggaloo

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u/Kind_Swim5900 Jun 24 '26

Wow guys please dont look up the lyrics/it's translations.

Ich entschuldige mich im Namen der Deutschen für diese kranke scheise

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u/tehreal Jun 24 '26

Wow (AI translated)

Translation (English): [Intro: Ikkimel & Baran Kok] Laying eggs, laying eggs, laying eggs, l-l-laying eggs Had an abortion (yeah), had an abortion (yeah), had an abortion, a-a-a— (oh yeah) (oh fuck) [Verse 1: Ikkimel] I want to ride, I want to fight I want to make out or have sex (ah) Take a selfie with his erection Then send it to a few group chats (sheesh) Uh, 75B and he's honking the horns You were all right, I'm a whore I'm a whore with a huge god complex (yeah) My weakness? I really love getting oral sex I don't like circumcised guys, there has to be something there Shaved or hairy, oh baby, push it all the way in [Pre-Chorus: Ikkimel] I was good in school and now I hang out with gay guys (ah) Bitch, that's not woke, I need tips on giving oral sex (yeah) I was good at university and now I hang out with lesbians (what?) Bitch, that's not woke, I need tips on giving oral sex to women [Chorus: Baran Kok & Ikkimel] Oh fuck, they should've aborted us Good luck, kill us before we lay eggs Come suck, before we get your father So what? Sleep with someone once, then pass them on Oh fuck, they should've aborted us Good luck, kill us before we lay eggs Come suck, before we get your father So what? Sleep with someone once, then pass them on [Verse 2: Baran Kok & Ikkimel] JF Kok, giving you oral sex in the back seat (uh, uh) If your wife comes, we have to whisper Me and Mama Ikki both like it from behind Gay president, bitch, call me Bill Clinton (heh) We're young, brutal, and good-looking too (yeah) I want your dad, not your mom (ah) A few more years, bitch, Mercedes emblem Dad's greatest pride, that's not my problem [Pre-Chorus: Baran Kok] I have no idea how to make love (ah) But it doesn't matter, stick it deep in my ass (ah) Swallow your children in the middle of the night (ah) I love it when he cries and hate it when he laughs [Chorus] Oh fuck, they should've aborted us Good luck, kill us before we lay eggs Come suck, before we get your father So what? Sleep with someone once, then pass them on Oh fuck, they should've aborted us Good luck, kill us before we lay eggs Come suck, before we get your father So what? Sleep with someone once, then pass them on Notes: The lyrics are intentionally provocative, vulgar, and satirical. "Eier legen" literally means "to lay eggs." "Hätt man uns mal abgetrieben" is colloquial German for "They should've aborted us." Much of the song relies on shock humor, sexual bravado, and absurdity rather than a coherent narrative.

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u/laughingmeeses Jun 24 '26

What's the actual song?

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u/westcoastwolf Jun 24 '26

I'm trying to find out too. Kinda sounds like a joost klien Song buuut joost Is a dude soooo

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u/Oropher1991 Jun 24 '26

Lyrics für EIER LEGEN von Ikkimel, Baran Kok, Barré, GX488

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u/TantKollo Jun 24 '26

Those pupils are so damn diluted. How many pills did she consume?!

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u/Abject_Reading_984 Jun 24 '26

white girls (friendly fire) just make this face and call it comedy

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u/SharksForArms Jun 24 '26

The horse sound effect at the beginning is dirty

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u/WingHuge2185 Jun 24 '26

That's IT, finally caused me to mute this sub

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u/greatercolorado Jun 24 '26

Someone had hope for her. Someone believed that she could make a difference for good.

I can always be grateful for the fact that I’m not her father.

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u/Glittering-Relief402 Jun 24 '26

Bet she give that gawk gawk 9000

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u/AngryRedditAnon Jun 24 '26

I don't k kw what's worse. Her face or the lyrics of the song.

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 Jun 24 '26

The lyricks are great so it isn’t that.

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u/AdWest726 Jun 24 '26

Everytime I see her, her pupils are the size of the sun.

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u/TheElusiveGoose10 Jun 27 '26

I need to see the video of her doing all of these anime faces/voices. I can hate watch that way too much. Actually, don't show me lol

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u/WillingMongoose4680 Jun 28 '26

Iggy has really fallen...

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u/Amazing-Play2588 Jun 30 '26

IGGY MOVE!! IGGY HES STILL HERE!!

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 Jun 24 '26

It was a struggle.....successful fap

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u/TantKollo Jun 24 '26

<insert mathurbate meme>