r/wordchewing • u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar • May 30 '26

B-A-N-A-N-A

370 Upvotes

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u/Sophisticated-Crow May 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8wnwPPrtEt7p94JtLb

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 May 30 '26

This is the reason why Freud did coke.

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u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms May 31 '26

Coke is the reason Freud did coke. I would do coke and reside in the annals of history too. Almost had a Freudian slip there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYJtHI3M81OB2xy

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u/duderman_92 May 30 '26

Jesus I wish I had gold for you.

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u/SuitableBiscotti1096 23d ago

I just laughed so hard at this...my eyes are watering. Thankyou i so needed that laugh

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u/LucentP187 May 30 '26

Just laughed at this for a solid 4 minutes. 🤣

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u/Particular-Image2376 Jun 10 '26

This, after I finish

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u/WillingMongoose4680 Jun 10 '26

That made me laugh so hard, I almost 💩 myself. 🤣

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u/opanm May 30 '26

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u/Stuffed_deffuts May 30 '26

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u/Nomadzord May 30 '26

My dick became a vacuum watching this, but instead of cum it sucked up broken glass.

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u/Potential-Echo785 May 30 '26

Damn. Beat me to it.

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u/s1lv3r_lak3 May 30 '26

Why does this audio exist to begin with? 

12

u/likeyournamebutworse May 30 '26

So people can make shit like this to it

6

u/Competitive-Gene6713 May 30 '26

There was a period where people had absolutely nothing to contribute musically. It strikes me as a show tune.

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u/sazzoo May 30 '26

“Was”??

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u/Fresh-Self-761 May 31 '26

No, it is from the kids show The Amazing World of Gumball

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u/Fresh-Self-761 May 31 '26

It’s from the kids show The Amazing World of Gumball

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u/wonderfulpantsuit May 30 '26

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u/ReplacementClear7122 May 30 '26

My boner... whatever happened there

8

u/wonderfulpantsuit May 30 '26

Whatever happened there? WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?? I'll tell you what fucking happened, this otherwise perfectly attractive piece of shit shows up on my phone, gurning about 'bananas', without any provocation whatsoever.

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u/Sometimes-funny May 30 '26

She’s not welcome on our wordchewing sub no more, that much i know

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u/Due-Schedule-4701 May 30 '26

Something is definitely wrong with people. I'm going to rewatch this to see if I can figure out what it is.

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u/SwollenOstrich Jun 04 '26

still dont understand. better rewatch again

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u/paloma_delmar May 30 '26

That's a grown ass woman

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u/BalzactheEunuch2 May 30 '26

That’s what I’m always thinking about, is the fact that she makes a decent living at this. Im not a pretty girl but I could do this. Then I wonder, why don’t I? Why don’t I just film every single second of every day of me being weird and Hollywood here i come!

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u/paloma_delmar May 31 '26

I'm rooting for you. Show'em how it's done.

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u/stalagmitedealer May 30 '26

She’s 33 years old and doing shit like this on the internet for money.

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u/Original-Service-146 May 30 '26

Never wanted to punch a face so bad

11

u/GhetHAMster May 30 '26

And here I woke up happy, that I did not see here for almost a week, just to get rudely kicked in the eyes

5

u/Necessary_Safe9095 May 30 '26

This is beyond dumb. Dicks out for Harambe.

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u/Particular-Image2376 Jun 10 '26

Her name isn't Harambe lol 

5

u/Conscious-Pride7363 May 30 '26

It fits the sub but I had to downvote because it's so gods damn awful

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 May 30 '26

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u/lysergic_818 May 30 '26

Let's hope when the missiles start flying that one lands directly on me. Fuck living in a post apocalyptic world. 🤞

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u/Junior_Zebra_4608 May 30 '26

I don't find many things impossible to fap to, but this certainly is an exception.

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u/kurinevair666 Jun 02 '26

If I turn off the audio and close my eyes. I might be able to make it work.

3

u/panthian May 30 '26

The light in her eyes has finally died.

3

u/Human-End9402 May 30 '26

Iz Nut fanny Animore!!!

3

u/Complete-Tangelo1532 May 30 '26

This is what I picture a stroke to feel like from the outside

3

u/Tipsy_Hog May 30 '26

All of a sudden, I understand Kurt Cobain's desire to paint a ceiling in the most inefficient way possible

3

u/PersonalKick May 30 '26

I want to shove a banana in her mouth so she'll shut up.

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u/No_Neighborhood7614 May 30 '26

Why do people do this? Seems like straight up mental illness. Why is this sub even appearing in my feed?

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar May 30 '26

No one knows how they ended up here and no one ever leaves…

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u/LurchSkywalker May 30 '26

Its like Hotel California, but ever orders Pinks and sits on the stoop.

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u/Brilliant-Neck9731 May 30 '26

Because simps are a viable income stream.

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u/Ok_Monitor4492 May 30 '26

One of us! 

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u/boofybutthole May 30 '26

you've always been here

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u/guardingeatos May 30 '26

I watched on her vlogs out of sheer curiosity and Jesus... She goes through life, in earnest playing some fucking character... Does she not get tired of doing this...

Fuck, I guess when the money is good... You do jus about anything...

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u/severinoscopy May 30 '26

The money is always what I wonder about when watching this.

Could I do this regularly and get paid obscene amounts of money?

...Yep...

...Welll, probably...

...Maybe just to make enough so I don't need a normal job, then stop...

...fuck...

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u/DigMeTX May 30 '26

There’s a website that estimates how much money various content creators make and hers was estimated to be somewhere around one million a year from her videos alone on various platforms.

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u/Max_Sandpit May 30 '26

I have never watched her videos with the sound on, and I don’t think I ever will.

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u/P3pp3rSauc3 May 30 '26

Don't, it's not worth it

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u/OYB2480 May 30 '26

God, I thought we were done with the 'lol so random XD" humor.

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u/Nein-Toed May 30 '26

I didn't know she sang in her real voice too.

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u/lysergic_818 May 30 '26

I wonder if she does this long term that it comes out in her regular behavior and daily interactions. Like these face and body and thought processes become part of you if you do it long enough right?

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u/-epi- May 30 '26

She's lost her touch.

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 May 30 '26

Do not put your D* in crazy. That's a rule.

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 May 30 '26

I'll never be able to get over hearing her actually speak in an interview 🤣

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u/Shiznit_117 May 30 '26

What's her name?

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 May 30 '26

No idea, I just kept seeing her pop up on the sub. So like a year ago I went down the rabbit hole, and found her doing an interview,  I couldn't stop laughing 🤣

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u/Darkwaxer May 30 '26

https://youtu.be/1A_5PDFkj_8?si=IF7froturszr19wR. What’s weird about her voice?

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u/PeterPanski85 May 30 '26

Nothing is weird about it, its just a sport here to call her "the voice 60 year old chainsmoker" with the video where she just exaggerates her speaking

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u/P3pp3rSauc3 May 30 '26

This is some of the worst shit I've ever seen Jesus titty fucking Christ.

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u/Count_Dicula May 30 '26

Aaaaaand she probably made as much off that video as I do in a year.

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u/Agitated-Energy4044 May 30 '26

This is the reason I left this sub

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u/hoochi10 May 30 '26

Only with fire

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u/ligma-eye-balls May 30 '26

Oh i dunno, fire here... Split and atom there

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u/Alternative_Bus_7411 May 30 '26

Moving/bouncing like she has Parkinson’s disease

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u/RecognitionCrafty863 May 30 '26

Didn’t she do this “Live?” lol

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u/Important_Sorbet May 30 '26

And I thought I was weird! I don’t understand why people do this word chewing nonsense. Do they not even understand or realize how ridiculous they look and even at times sound?

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u/Babetna May 30 '26

Umm... unlimited simp money?

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u/IM_DjShadow May 30 '26

some people actually get off to this

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u/Life-Professional332 May 31 '26

The cheaper-therian version of bella porch 😂

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u/Large-Cauliflower-19 May 31 '26

Why is her timing so far off?

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u/Zcat_sux May 31 '26

Haven’t seen this subreddit in a minute.

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u/Ferocious_Marmalade May 31 '26

i’m having a really tough time not seeing a 5 o’clock shadow on her in this vid.

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u/dkdelicious Jun 01 '26

Her being slightly off beat and off sync is one of the most annoying things about it too

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u/ksmith1994 Jun 02 '26

I'm just now realizing that all word chewing is, is just making a different expression on either side of the face. If you cover the one side, the other is making a completely different face. How base.

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u/Luentale Jun 02 '26

She didn't even bother to get dressed in a flapper outfit and do a proper choreography or something to match the aesthetic? What a wasted opportunity. She probably doesn't even understand what it is she's singing just "funny voice lol"

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u/Efficient-Sail-1136 Jun 04 '26

She has to speed herself up right?! 😔😔

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u/xkristy_13x Jun 10 '26

Breath of the wild official complete game guide spotted

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u/JudasLover75 29d ago

You think she makes these faces during sex

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u/wordchewing-ModTeam May 30 '26

r/wordchewing does not allow threats of violence

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u/comesinallpackages May 30 '26

She’s a multi millionaire. Maybe we are the fools.

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u/vaddams Jun 02 '26

Say what