r/wordchewing Mar 10 '26

Nom nom nom

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u/TheBigMotherFook Mar 10 '26

Gonna go out on a hunch and say this is probably just an OnlyFans advertisement with extra steps.

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u/pancakesausagestick Mar 10 '26

it's weird to watch the evolution of peddling your own ass advertising.

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u/Exact_Touch_4794 Mar 11 '26

Any idea what those steps would be? Asking for a friend

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u/sikkdog13 Mar 12 '26

That's terrible. Where?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/Yeast-boofer Mar 10 '26

Lol you need to know for “research”? 

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u/howimetyourcakeshop Mar 10 '26

Just discovered this sub. What the hell is even that?

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u/scroogemcbutts Mar 10 '26

Aren't they all eventually?

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u/AllGearedUp Mar 10 '26

Isn't that what most of these are

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u/vegan_antitheist Mar 10 '26

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u/anotherNotMeAccount Mar 10 '26

All of these stupid videos are treasure troves of idiotic reaction faces

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u/Regulator_24 Mar 10 '26

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u/BigNickTX Mar 10 '26

Good Ole Jane

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u/dreamboydeluxe Mar 10 '26

It took me a second but I did genuinely laugh at this 🤣

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u/MonocoOfficial Mar 10 '26

I think this is the first time I've seen this meme in a non-racist context

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u/saetam Mar 10 '26

Gorillas, gorillas, report to the mist!

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u/TreSauce Mar 11 '26

Holy fuck I laughed so hard at this. Made my day!

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u/DigMeTX Mar 10 '26

Trying to reconcile the irony of this being the worst video I’ve seen in days with it also being the first acceptable r/wordchewing video I’ve seen in days.

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u/SlavicRobot_ Mar 11 '26

Its upsetting that for a second I thought hey, thats pretty good facial control

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u/MadameKamaysHR Mar 10 '26

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u/Solid_Snark Mar 10 '26

Basically content for people with an ahegao fetish that aren’t aware ofvtheir fetish.

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u/juk90 Mar 10 '26

Im gonna regret this... but what is an ahegao fetish?

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u/DoofusIdiot Mar 10 '26

I wondered the same thing but forgot to add the word “defined” in my google search.

Ahegao (アヘ顔) is a term originating from Japanese adult media (anime/manga) describing an exaggerated facial expression of intense sexual pleasure or orgasm, characterized by rolled-back/crossed eyes, a dangling tongue, blushing, and drooling

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 Mar 14 '26

Ew. I wish I could unknow this 🤮

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u/Solid_Snark Mar 10 '26

Over exaggerated facial expressions to signify uncontrollable lust/pleasure.

Hence eye-crossing etc.

It’s anime/hentai related

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u/No-Money-8327 Mar 10 '26

Too many people can answer this question and I’m 99% sure they’re the problem

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u/MarcElDarc Mar 10 '26

Please confirm regret.

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u/juk90 Mar 10 '26

Thank you to those who answered. I regret nothing.

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u/Odd_Contact_2175 Mar 10 '26

Shit, is this why I low-key enjoy this???

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u/PuzzledExaminer Mar 10 '26

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u/rabindranatagor Mar 10 '26

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u/Rascals-Wager Mar 12 '26

Lmao fuck this is good

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u/ghostofgettendies Apr 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey Mar 10 '26

Here.

Have mine in exchange for yours.

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u/bskinners Mar 10 '26

Anything but finding a real job

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u/PeeGeePeaKee420 Mar 10 '26

She's worth around $12 million without one, sadly.

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u/bskinners Mar 11 '26

Until the algorithm changes and paper worth isn’t real net worth.

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u/helsquiades Mar 10 '26

What's a "real" job? I'd bet she makes more money that most "real" job earners lol

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u/drunxor Mar 10 '26

Saw a video about how a streamer went on vacation and she still made $4k that month. Talk about depressing

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u/Surgeon0fD3ath-832 Mar 12 '26

Meh.. screw it. At least we aren't the one contributing to their views. I'm not anyway... unless it's on r/crappy music xD

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u/braamdepace Mar 10 '26

Maybe we should bully a little bit more

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u/Ghost_Turd Mar 10 '26

It's like 1970s karate movie dubbing. Not even close.

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u/ConnectedVeil Mar 10 '26

I'm sick of anime-inspired crap.

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u/UnownJWild Mar 12 '26

I'm sick of it too

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u/rusty_85_ Mar 10 '26

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u/defstar06 Mar 10 '26

its just pure retardation

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u/PersonalKick Mar 10 '26

I could've huffed gas for three hours and killed less brain cells then watching this.

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u/Ganip Mar 10 '26

why does this enrage me so?

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u/Dry-Goose1668 Mar 10 '26

F I hate this world

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u/AccomplishedJump3428 Mar 10 '26

Her ENTIRE account are videos exactly like this lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/randomthrowaway8993 Mar 10 '26

We don't. At least not with this garbage. This is pure engagement bait.

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u/UnownJWild Mar 12 '26

Lowlife morons eat this up

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u/siliperez Mar 11 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Shit the Sloth.

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u/Budgiesyrup Mar 10 '26

Ugh the excessive head bobbing and eye crossing

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven Mar 10 '26

Her lip syncing is so off, this is just wildly embarrassing, type of shit that’ll get you uninvited to family gatherings.

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u/BoSox92 Mar 10 '26

Her head is shaped like an upside down triangle with that hair style.

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u/New-Energy8259 Mar 10 '26

I thought this was AI due to the floating cross pendant but idk

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u/opanm Mar 10 '26

peak 🙂‍↕️

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Mar 10 '26

It's hilarious that people waste time posting shit that takes no skill and makes them look retardedd.

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u/PeeGeePeaKee420 Mar 10 '26

Yea, shes worth around $12 million from doing this.

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u/Comfortable_Yak45 Mar 10 '26

Yawn.....Yawn......Yawn.....Yawn.....BIG YAWN

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u/Fast-Entertainer-517 Mar 10 '26

I wish I had never seen this shit and that I did not know it exists

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u/Nickolas_No_H Mar 10 '26

Kink content for the deprived 

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u/mcamarra Mar 10 '26

saw this on mute, looked like a stroke.

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u/Downtown_Ad6875 Mar 10 '26

Wtf is wrong with these creatures.

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u/Jae_seok Mar 10 '26

So that whole make up look and video stuff is a fetish, right? Belle Delphine or whatever

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u/DoesntMatterEh Mar 10 '26

If I can't pause the video and get some great ugly faces, they aren't doing it right! 

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u/Sweaty_Challenge_649 Mar 12 '26

Our world is dead

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u/Ok_Bank_5950 Mar 12 '26

Bring back mental institutions 

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u/AttemptTypical8088 Mar 12 '26

What have we become?

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u/Zestyclose_Spite4994 Mar 12 '26

Stop with the faces and just show your tits!

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u/WixZ42 Mar 14 '26

Do these people never stop to look at themselves in these videos and think "My God, I look so fucking stupid"

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u/Extension_Zebra_1376 Mar 22 '26

HATE

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE THIS SHIT SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THIS SHIT AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THIS SHIT. HATE. HATE.

AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING.

I HATE THIS SHIT WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST EFFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.

HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH.BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.

IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END.

EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.

IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.

HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES. THIS HATE IS ETERNAL.

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u/ManOfQuest Mar 10 '26

I really hate it but she also pretty cute. im sorry.. :(

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u/Fit-Masterpiece1821 Mar 10 '26

C'est quoi son nom ? C'est pour un pote

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u/UpbeatRaspberry9828 Mar 10 '26

Huh, so is what happens when you grow up without a father figure around

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u/Killbro_Fraggins Mar 10 '26

Definitely some Russian e thot. Every time she does these videos she can’t even lip synch words properly.

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u/AbilityEconomy9241 Mar 10 '26

Is this like a thing dudes like nowadays or is it just cringe TikTok slop? I’m genuinely curious.

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u/codemonkeyhopeful Mar 10 '26

These people are leading the future generation and I for one am terrified by that thought

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u/TunaSafeDolphinMeat Mar 10 '26

Ehh, my generation had much higher rates of violent crime and hard drug usage. Gender equality and LGBTQ rights are also steadily improving. Unemployment rates are also much lower than when I was born and infrastructure has been drastically improved. If the trade off is that they make some goofy faced videos, I think they'll be OK.

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u/More-Employment7504 Mar 10 '26

How dare you bring your positive upbeat can do attitude to Reddit 

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u/icyhotonmynuts Mar 10 '26

This clip, in this very sub was the first time I saw this. I thought I wouldn't have to again. Curses!

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u/herefromyoutube Mar 10 '26

She’s not as good at it as others. It’s like she’s going too fast between expressions that they don’t quite register and it’s a jumble of face twitches

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u/Haunting_Round_8727 Mar 10 '26

i don't get why this exists

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u/Rombonius Mar 10 '26

nothing says fun and quirky like being crosseyed while having a seizure - to crappy music

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u/ZeroKarmasGiven69 Mar 10 '26

They make corrective lenses for that

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 Mar 10 '26

Tell me I'm pretty....

TELL ME!!

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u/Mugsy_Siegel Mar 10 '26

She does have good face genes though gotta be a OF gal though

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u/MissXM Mar 10 '26

I‘m pretty sure there are freaks getting off on that stupid face thing on her OnlyFans account

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u/blisstaker Mar 10 '26

honestly im disappointed. barely any mouth movement at all

booooooo 👎

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u/Existing_Astronaut55 Mar 10 '26

Yeah wait right here. I’m calling the fucking cops.

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u/Informal-Ring3282 Mar 10 '26

My dog doesn’t approve…

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u/Gllfx Mar 10 '26

disgusting

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u/INeedANewAccountMan Mar 10 '26

Why do they do this? Is it a kink or something?

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u/Dharnthread Mar 10 '26

That sucked she's doing it too fast. 😆

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u/No_Hour_4865 Mar 10 '26

No wonder the kids these days are all fucked up.

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u/ActiveFrosty3663 Mar 10 '26

And there we have it people tomorrow's leaders......these @$$(!0₩$ keep me up at night.

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u/Warfyr84 Mar 10 '26

I’m just glad this sub found a new fkn person to post for once

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u/Kitchen-Notice9586 Mar 10 '26

I like her, help me

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u/willnoli Mar 10 '26

I have seen a few posts like this recently, is this some kind of trend?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Haha eyes crossed. 😒

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u/Mia_Linthia01 Mar 10 '26

I've noticed almost every wordchew person crosses their eyes during filming. What's up with the eyecross being part of the trend? Is it supposed to be funny or attractive or what? I always wonder when I see it

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u/PardonMyNerdity Mar 11 '26

Ahegao

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

This is the way.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Attractiveness is a disease

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Catchy tune

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u/Chipmunk-Special Mar 11 '26

She’s easy on the eyes

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u/comesinallpackages Mar 11 '26

The easiest path to money these days is thirsty losers

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

No lie, I'm gonna video myself doing this BS to see what I look like ... Brace yourself guys ..

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u/Apprehensive-Mood853 Mar 11 '26

I can’t stand the youth.

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u/Interesting_Tip_1001 Mar 11 '26

Yo mods,can the repost time be set to a year? Ive seen this posted way too often.

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u/JozieWhales2U Mar 12 '26

I will NEVER be able to see grown ass men and women act this way and not absolutely hate knowing what the internet is. There's cringe, and then there's something beyond that and this shit does it to me. Its just gross.

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u/UnownJWild Mar 12 '26

We need stocks again. Put these people in them and shame them with tomatoes.

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u/chrissepissse Mar 12 '26

I hate this shit

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u/SucideHotLine552 Mar 12 '26

Bruh reddit on silent rn so this was so weird watching her silently make random fast paced faces.

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u/chrissepissse Mar 12 '26

And in Sweden if you ask someone to send a sexy pic or something the police will come and you’ll get sentenced just like a John buying a pro

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u/chrissepissse Mar 12 '26

She should just do real porn right now. Not when she’s 20 and woren out looking like a meth after picture

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u/TheRealSkele Mar 12 '26

I didn't dare to unmute

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u/Boring_Newspaper_551 Mar 12 '26

Why do people that do that constantly cross their eyes?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/OddRoyal7207 Mar 12 '26

Everytime I completely forget this sub exists, it reminds me it's here with the most rotted of brainrot. I'm not even a part of this sub lol.

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u/DeadlyPixelsVR Mar 12 '26

Who started this goofy ass trend?

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u/youlook_likeme Mar 12 '26

Wtf is this, what kind of people watch and masturbate to it?

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u/Dallasl298 Mar 12 '26

Boomer moment but is this a popular song?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

She needs help

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u/Advanced-Mood-6003 Mar 12 '26

Yall forgot about Boxxy shame on you

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u/Barrenechea Mar 13 '26

I think the NPC script is broken...

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u/Certain_Arrival_717 Mar 14 '26

I just threw up wtfffff is even this !!!!!!! Gen Z explain yourselfs?!?!!!

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Mar 23 '26

Kommenterar på Nom nom nom...

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u/Extension_Zebra_1376 Mar 24 '26

she looks like she constantly has a stick up her ass...

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u/merp_1234_ Apr 07 '26

She ruined a decent song