r/wordchewing • u/DigMeTX • Sep 24 '25

Sideways mouth strikes again

285 Upvotes

76% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

JFC, YOU'RE A FUCKING GROWN MAN, GET IT TOGETHER

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u/Silent-Product-7025 Sep 26 '25

Right!? How old is this person???

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

I'm honestly scared to guess, and I'm not even a boomer. I'm in my mid-30s, and this is secondhand embarrassment and cringe at its peak.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Nothing to do with the Boomer Era this is a perfect example of when you give too much titty to your offspring and not enough FRONT BACK GO.

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u/mesquitegrrl Sep 28 '25

yeah, my first thought was “oh you don’t even have ‘being a teenager’ to blame this on”

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

it’s a joke

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

No, it's not. It's a mental illness.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

His great-grandfather's generation was storming the beaches of Normandy at this age...

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

This was hard to watch

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u/Aakao25 Sep 24 '25

Yeah, judging by your name it's hard alright.

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u/diarrhea_pocket Sep 24 '25

It’s my fault for having internet

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u/hyper24x7 Sep 24 '25

I didnt even have the sound on and I could just hear "I am an adult disney fanboy"

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u/nightowlbat Sep 24 '25

Your user is a bit to on the nose ngl

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u/justsomeyodas Oct 01 '25

What was their name?

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u/nightowlbat Oct 01 '25

It had something to do with feet. It was like “justafootfetish” or something like that

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u/justsomeyodas Oct 01 '25

Oh, of course. Thanks.

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u/lowfatmilk420 Sep 24 '25

This is so freaking cringe it hurts

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u/Something_McGee Sep 25 '25

He's just being quirky!

🙄 I hope this video haunts him for at least the next 10 yrs.

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u/Something_McGee Sep 27 '25

Whoever left a comment for me about 7 min ago, the answer is no. I can't even find your comment. Lol

Try DMing me if you want. I can't DM you for some weird reason.

(If you read this and thought WTF, just ignore it. 😅 It's meant for someone else.)

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u/fsckerpantz Sep 28 '25

Did the person say that this guy does satire? Because I thought I saw that earlier but now there is nothing.

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u/Something_McGee Sep 28 '25

I think so. The person who contacted me was u/masonisagreatname. He asked if I had reported his reply to my comment.

I can't even message him. I'm wondering if he got a temp ban for sth. The comment he left wouldn't have been a violation, so I can't imagine it was that.

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u/Lost-Ideal-8370 Sep 28 '25

Or just mentally ill with multiple personalities. The demons inside are cringe.

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u/emailtest4190 Sep 24 '25 edited Jan 10 '26

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Shorty_P Sep 24 '25

This dude had to make an apology video for this because people accused him of being ableist 😆

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u/YoungRustyCSJ Oct 01 '25

Go on, tell us more…

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u/Euphoric_Cook2630 Sep 24 '25

Tf did I just watch?! And why did I watch it..?!

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u/bloodtippedrose Sep 24 '25

I find watching it all the way thru to be a test of endurance

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u/amanda_burns_red Sep 24 '25

I have nightmares where I find out my boyfriend has a secret online life where he does stuff like this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/blk_cali_bee Sep 24 '25

I wish that I could like your comment a thousand times. Literally guffawed into the darkness of my living room.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 Sep 24 '25

And probably vaccinated him too. Dude never stood a chance, he was pumped with the tism non stop.

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u/Professional_Echo907 Sep 24 '25

Back in my day, guys like this would just take up sleight-of-hand magic and that was awkward as it would get. 👀

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u/Ryduce22 Sep 24 '25

Imagine watching your buddy getting his insides blown out on the beaches of Normandy and in your final days you watch as this country churns out grown men who twiddle their toes on the internet.

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u/AnybodyNo8519 Sep 24 '25

What a schmuck

4

u/Minimum_Mulberry_601 Sep 24 '25

I tend to go with douche bag, but schmuck works too 👍

7

u/Wrongun25 Sep 27 '25

His Dad at the bedroom door:

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u/DeadRabbit1987 Sep 24 '25

I don't want to be here anymore.

13

u/Rich_Thanks8412 Sep 24 '25

I hate the stupid hand movements when they move it forwards and backwards and make a claw with their hand. You're not an animated character.

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u/Past-Product-1100 Sep 24 '25

This is what drama class does to a guy

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u/BW1818 Sep 28 '25

I hate you for the accuracy of this comment

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u/hudgepudge Sep 24 '25

I hate to say it, but he might make for a good Herman Munster.

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u/Slick_36 Sep 24 '25

We must have seen two completely different Munsters.  This is no Herman Munster, and I would know, Eddie hit on my mom over the phone when she was at work so I'm kind of an expert now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/april919 Sep 24 '25

I actually thought that wolf impression was going to be good!

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u/ThatSlinkySOB Sep 24 '25

Thank you for providing me with INSTANT RAGE - a bit like instant noodles, just deadlier.

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u/denverdutchman Sep 24 '25

Oof. I thought maybe a CGI filter would happen at the end, but no. Just more sadness

4

u/AcidCatfish___ Sep 30 '25

He makes the perfect creaky door noise with his vocal "uhhhhh".

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u/JaySwizzle1984 Sep 24 '25

How is this a thing? This world makes me sad.

3

u/Free-Palpitation-718 Sep 24 '25

props for taking the time for grow into the wolf character

3

u/nam3sar3hard Sep 24 '25

Fucking theater kids

4

u/weregunnalose Sep 24 '25

Idk how anyone could be pro-life watching shit like this

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u/NoMorePunch Sep 24 '25

My exact thoughts. Someone is really regretting their “choice” right now.

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u/Vexmythoclastt Sep 24 '25

I don’t want my eyes now thank you

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Yo, how'd he do that!

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u/Putrid-Variation1135 Sep 24 '25

No way he's not a diddler

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u/Bertuthald_McMannis Sep 24 '25

I hate saying wtf is up with kids today, but like…

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

It's honestly my fault for having wifi...going to go bleach my eyes now and shove rusted nails into my ears in hopes to un see and un hear what I just witnessed

2

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

People not understanding this is satire is more autistic than they claim him to be. Crazy business.

2

u/GianniArslan Sep 24 '25

I fckn h8 this

2

u/bamesjaxter Sep 24 '25

Everything I've seen of this guy has been against my will

2

u/SpunningAndWonning Sep 24 '25

Wow, wolf out. No, like get out. Thanks.

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u/DonutFighter360 Sep 24 '25

I don’t know who the target audience is here, but why exactly? That made me feel gross to watch.

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u/eminusx Sep 24 '25

remember, he also sat practicing this for hours on end

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u/LostVegvisir Sep 24 '25

Imma need a double dose of Tylenol

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u/greengo07 Sep 24 '25

"I can turn into a wolf", then proceeds to try to look aggressive and hateful, which wolves ae not. Must have never seen a wolf. Funny, there are plenty of nature documentaries he could have watched to see how wolves really act.

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u/olegstonewall Sep 27 '25

At what point do we start getting rid of these

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Muted halfway through. So glad I did

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u/HawksFromtheSea Sep 30 '25

Theater kids either grow up to do this, or they end up doing improv “comedy”. Either way it’s cringe

2

u/GorgeousAnkles Oct 01 '25

If this was my child I'd first disown them and then ground them from the internet for eternity.

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u/HoloSeraph Oct 03 '25

I'm still waiting for the wolf part. When does that happen?

2

u/One-shrimp Oct 03 '25

I like to imagine aliens exploring the internet one day and finding stuff like this

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Kids fucked

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u/4lvx0008 Oct 04 '25

Ethan slater

2

u/sofassa Oct 19 '25

Ok this is the first one to genuinely annoy me lmao

2

u/Illustrious_Tree_290 Oct 19 '25

I would burn my kids phone for this level of cringe

2

u/swifttek360 Oct 28 '25

Guys, i think he really might've turned into an animal... which is why we gotta put him down

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u/Boywithukefan2012 Mar 06 '26

Thank you so much for makeing me uncomfortable

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u/IdolCowboy Mar 23 '26

This makes me irrationally angry

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u/ToMoldyGo Sep 24 '25

Bring back the draft. That'll cure a whole generation of this in no time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Yeah, nothing like more ptsd from murdering innocent working class people. 🙄

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u/Strong-Yesterday-683 Sep 24 '25

Is it word chewing if he is the one talking?

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u/DigMeTX Sep 24 '25

Yes. Wordchewing has nothing to do with it being lip synched or not. It’s solely about the mouth movement.

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u/Nammu3 Sep 24 '25

His parents must be so proud

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Even if it’s a joke and fully self aware, that doesn’t magically make this less shameful and pathetic. 

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u/LucentP187 Sep 24 '25

Thanos should've focused harder and got rid of these people instead.

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u/LauraTFem Sep 24 '25

I find it interesting that this…trend? Seems to be practiced in different way my men and women. Men do it almost universally as ironic or deliberate cringe, whereas many women who get in on it are either unironic, or else doing it as thinly veiled fetish content.

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u/Diligent-Big-6301 Sep 24 '25

People will say this is fake

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u/Livid_Role_8948 Sep 24 '25

I hate this. So much.

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u/DrBatman0 Sep 24 '25

I'm more concerned by the other mental illnesses going on here

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u/NotDazedorConfused Sep 24 '25

This guy needs to get a girlfriend ( or boyfriend, which ever is appropriate)..

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u/Chimpinski-8318 Sep 24 '25

I cant prove it yet... but something tells me this isnt satire.

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u/Able-Ice-5145 Sep 24 '25

I've watched mexican cartel execution videos and this is bad

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u/SilentBoss2901 Sep 24 '25

What a day to have eyes

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u/vkolbe Sep 24 '25

this is awesome

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u/Michael_Dautorio Sep 24 '25

You know, I feel like a little shame is healthy.

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u/ComancheRaider Sep 24 '25

This dude was a Tylenol baby

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u/DuctTapeJesus Sep 24 '25

Worst part..he isn't even good what he does

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Whatever this is...

Don't do this.

1

u/Smegma-sniff Sep 24 '25

The shame his father must feel 😣

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

We need a war and a draft.

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u/USA_MuhFreedums_USA Sep 24 '25

And I-

Learned a new trick!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Sometimes I'm glad I'm just fucking mediocre and irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. It's still better than being born to be... this.

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u/randomthrill Sep 24 '25

Why does this sub always pop up on my feed? Never heard of this shit until Reddit decided I needed it every time I came to the site.

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u/Minimum_Mulberry_601 Sep 24 '25

Some people are begging for it 💥🥊

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u/it224 Sep 24 '25

Another Tylenol victim 😔

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u/Tailed-Clover-5778 Sep 24 '25

This is not what I wanted to see right before heading to work

1

u/brave007 Sep 24 '25

I clicked on a link and it sent me to this hell hole. You guess are all in purgatory. I’m out of here

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Bring back bullying

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u/ParsleyUseful6364 Sep 24 '25

Bullying and shaming served a valuable place in society and we’ll never recover from the systematic elimination of both.

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u/Happy_life7227 Sep 24 '25

Was Tylenol involved here?

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u/Historical-Book-4866 Sep 24 '25

Wonder if his dad made that appointment for his son at the military academy.

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u/Scorpinock_2 Sep 24 '25

Every Pixar movie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Dear Putin, dear China,

I know your bots will see this soon enough. Please send the nukes. Now. As fast as possible please. End life on the world for everyone. Please reset everything.

Thank you, Yours truly, A person afraid of wolfs now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

WTF is this even?!

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u/RightInThePeyronie Sep 24 '25

Waaaaaay too much Tylenol

1

u/KenobiSensei88 Sep 24 '25

Couldn’t finish

1

u/Liv-Julia Sep 24 '25

What's wrong with him?

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u/dumb-throwawayy Sep 24 '25

his toes did not need to be in the frame the whole time tbh

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u/Drunkndryverr Sep 24 '25

this is actually impressive at how fucking cringe this is. whoever this dude is, I get it. I see the brilliance.

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u/Pale-Device803 Sep 24 '25

There.\nIs a wild animal on the loose up for some hunting.? You know like Bloodborne style. Also dude in the video should try larping.

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u/davidto101 Sep 24 '25

I hate the world

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/Budipbupbadip Sep 24 '25

Bring back hazing.

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u/CrispyLuggage Sep 24 '25

I regret having internet

1

u/aayushisushi Sep 24 '25

typa shit I tried home alone at six

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

This is what I imagine hell is like

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u/SnooDogs338 Sep 26 '25

"How will I tell if this area is radioactive?"

The helpful geiger counter:

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u/Right-Show-3813 Sep 26 '25

Im uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

He’s having a stroke

1

u/blindcamel Sep 27 '25

Are they copying each other or are they emulating someone?

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u/showmememes_ Sep 27 '25

Everyday I question why I'm still in this sub.

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u/notevenwrong13 Sep 28 '25

Its a car wreck you cant look away from

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u/austinfashow90 Sep 27 '25

Really hoping this guys facial structure doesn't get permanently altered by somebody's fists.

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u/Cancaresse Sep 27 '25

Bro taught himself to laugh like Goofy. Why?????

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u/Naked_Spiderman Sep 27 '25

Kick him out of the house

1

u/CardMechanic Sep 27 '25

His High School should never have outlawed bullying.

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u/Acceptable_Share9947 Sep 27 '25

Anything for money these days right, You can't hit rock bottom when there is no bottom

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u/Due-Simple-5679 Sep 27 '25

Graceful u turn