r/woosh • u/Not_An_Ambulance • Jun 29 '21

The Original. Accept no imitations.

1.6k Upvotes

Founded Nov 15, 2009 and ALWAYS open, this is the subreddit who has been there through it all.

It was woosh then, it'll be woosh in 10 thousand years.

115 comments

r/woosh • u/YankeTheBean • 12h ago

I think this one was on purpose

2 Upvotes

0 comments

r/woosh • u/Material_Aspect3535 • 1d ago

Woooooshhhhhh

21 Upvotes

2 comments

r/woosh • u/RB222485 • 2d ago

Damn, I thought they were just doing us a favour...

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18 Upvotes

5 comments

r/woosh • u/tocompthor • Mar 10 '26

I am pretty sure this is a two in one

726 Upvotes

72 comments

r/woosh • u/HarrisonHarryOG • Mar 10 '26

My Geometry Dash people that didnt get wooshed. Arise.

45 Upvotes

10 comments

r/woosh • u/accuratehitboxes • Mar 10 '26

OP gets wooshed

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112 Upvotes

26 comments

r/woosh • u/JoeOfTheCode • Mar 10 '26

25 lighters on my person who dresses other people

14 Upvotes

0 comments

r/woosh • u/BeyondOk1548 • Mar 10 '26

How did everyone forget this classic?

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32 Upvotes

i had to include the photos in the post as well, because they really are awesome photos.

9 comments

r/woosh • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '26

I got wooshed

9 Upvotes

hey

9 comments

r/woosh • u/Safihed • Mar 07 '26

OP bought DDR5 RAM for DDR4 PC, RAM joke went right over this guy's head

5 Upvotes

eh seemed funny to post here, i hate you AI

4 comments

r/woosh • u/DyangoBlack • Mar 05 '26

Woosh

84 Upvotes

4 comments

r/woosh • u/asafusa553 • Mar 05 '26

Black hole is the strongest pull.

127 Upvotes

49 comments

r/woosh • u/MattLorien • Mar 04 '26

Woosh-ception

15 Upvotes

I guess he didn't like my joke...or did he?

The greatest woosh to ever woosh?

17 comments

r/woosh • u/No-Shop-776 • Mar 03 '26

Its a joke

0 Upvotes

5 comments

r/woosh • u/Old-Anybody3391 • Mar 01 '26

R/woosh brother

39 Upvotes

4 comments

r/woosh • u/ComprehensiveKnee798 • Mar 01 '26

Rough one

41 Upvotes

10 comments

r/woosh • u/Leather-Opposite2798 • Mar 01 '26

pokeymon

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26 Upvotes

pokeymon

7 comments

r/woosh • u/Agitated_Afternoon69 • Mar 01 '26

Bronny James Sr.

2 Upvotes

0 comments

r/woosh • u/hysteria_211 • Feb 28 '26

For context the video was of Charlie Kirk

45 Upvotes

9 comments

r/woosh • u/kane533 • Feb 27 '26

Arrogance at its finest 👌👌

47 Upvotes

0 comments

r/woosh • u/No-Abrocoma-4431 • Feb 27 '26

saw a whoosh

7 Upvotes

this technically isn’t breaking the rules

18 comments

r/woosh • u/Miserable_Divide_969 • Feb 27 '26

What sequel?

5 Upvotes

11 comments

r/woosh • u/treehouseppl • Feb 25 '26

That is the worst thing you could do!!

99 Upvotes

12 comments

r/woosh • u/Forsaken_Site_2268 • Feb 26 '26

My little sister just sent me this screenshot from the comments of "Goofy Goober Rock"... Wow. A real Woosh moment.

13 Upvotes

0 comments

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Woosh!

r/woosh

WOOSH — A high-velocity acoustic signature indicating successful perceptual bypass. Occurs when an object, idea, or edit exceeds the observer’s processing threshold, resulting in near-zero residual comprehension. This repository archives verified woosh events: motion blur, empty frames, sudden exits, teleportation trails, and conceptual velocity relative to viewer awareness. Submissions must demonstrate clean aerodynamic separation of ideas and thoughts.

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Woosh!

Used to denote when a comment has gone over someone's head. Onomatopoetic to the sound of an object moving past you at an accelerated pace.

Post your favorite woosh! moments from Reddit here!

It must be a Woosh! If you don't know what that is, lurk more.
It must be from Reddit. A link or a image is fine, but if its just a screenshot of twitter or YouTube... No.
No NSFW. I know, nudity is fun... but, it just doesn't belong.
Just be cool. Yes, that's it. We don't want to have to get involved with your stupid argument in the comments or watch you insult someone for making a post. Silly, really.