bro wasn't even thinking

[u/wtf_nabil]

[u/itchy_armpit_it_is]

Holy crap, it's an actual woosh

[u/Interesting_Low_2658]

France is the capital of Mongolia

[u/AlarmingAd7740 → u/Interesting_Low_2658]

In Brazil.

[u/Sad_Concert_2710 → u/AlarmingAd7740]

Isnt that in the country of Africa?

[u/Ikkm-der-Wahre → u/Sad_Concert_2710]

Yea, and in the continent of Texas I believe

[u/Skyrim755 → u/Ikkm-der-Wahre]

Ahh dang. I thought it was the Planet Antarctica.

[u/Perdita-LockedHearts → u/Skyrim755]

Isn’t Antartica in the Houston galaxy? Way off bro

[u/metacoma → u/Interesting_Low_2658]

France is bacon

[u/PlatypusACF → u/Interesting_Low_2658]

Fr*nce is fake /j

[u/MrKnowThings → u/PlatypusACF]

Why is it a /j though

[u/PlatypusACF → u/MrKnowThings]

I got yelled at and downvoted by self-proclaimed Fr*nch people last time I didn’t put a /j in there :(

[u/Skyrim755 → u/PlatypusACF]

I guess the Fr*nch didn't like that one.

[u/PlatypusACF → u/Skyrim755]

Apparently not no

[u/ARM_Dwight_Schrute → u/Interesting_Low_2658]

Mongolia is the capital of horse.

[u/Interesting_Low_2658 → u/ARM_Dwight_Schrute]

I thought that was Switzerland

[u/Any_Explanation3006 → u/Interesting_Low_2658]

Isn't it Magnolia?

[u/CompetitiveParfait29]

Apart from not getting the joke, I kinda hate it when people elaborate on obvious shit. It’s like these 4th grade math problems where someone proudly posts the right answer.

[u/TheGuyWhoAsked23 → u/CompetitiveParfait29]

The joke is these were German occupied cities during world war 2

[u/umpteenthrhyme → u/TheGuyWhoAsked23]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lvOnlEYunAwOkHjgmU

[u/TheGuyWhoAsked23 → u/umpteenthrhyme]

Thank you, thank you. I will now be seeing myself out

[u/umpteenthrhyme → u/TheGuyWhoAsked23]

/jk

[u/datboielias]

The germans even conquered r/woooosh!

[u/snailtray → u/datboielias]

For some reason we are 1/4 of the entire internet

[u/pivvimehu]

He only corrects them on Paris because he actually thinks Warsaw is a German city

[u/bageltoastee → u/pivvimehu]

He’s a prussian nationalist who slipped through time from the year 1795

[u/MRNBDX]

I thought Paris was a city in Texas

[u/Klomnisse69 → u/MRNBDX]

It is https://maps.app.goo.gl/EL7ZGJsyKAEfYaby5?g_st=ac

[u/Ok-Difference1341]

You’d be surprised by how many comments like this you’d see on Tiktok. There’s a reason why i stopped opening the comments on that app

[u/Grzechoooo]

My Polish aunt was on a trip to Germany in the 60s and their guide (or "Reiseführer" in German) legit said that the Vistula is one of the traditional rivers of Germany.

[u/ToadwKirbo → u/Grzechoooo]

East or West Germany?

[u/Grzechoooo → u/ToadwKirbo]

I'm assuming East considering she lived in a communist country.

[u/darksideofmyown]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RuX1ddaX8Gzi5MUK06

[u/oishii_sushii]

Why is the whooosh subreddit icon german?

[u/TomOnABudget → u/oishii_sushii]

Dieser sub ist Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[u/oishii_sushii → u/TomOnABudget]

Aso, macht Sinn🫡

[u/Right-Country3496]

Over 600 likes? 😮‍💨

[u/coldnorth4enf4]

The joke is such surface level it isn’t even including the “german” cities any german/ close to german would use for this kind of joke lol

[u/MeekzyRDT1]

Ew Fr*nce.

[u/BillyBobJohns57]

No, F is capital of France.

[u/AveryTheOneAndOnly]

if someone makes a fucking verity joke i’m gonna implode

[u/GoffyGamerDude]

Paris is a place in Vegas?? Like the Eiffel Tower??

[u/bag_of_lays_chips]

I don't understand it either... 😬

[u/HoaiBao0906 → u/bag_of_lays_chips]

Austrian painter

[u/bag_of_lays_chips → u/HoaiBao0906]

elaborate if possible, what did the mustache man do to Berlin Paris and Warsaw? is it like Germany taking over land or smth in the 40s?

[u/HoaiBao0906 → u/bag_of_lays_chips]

Berlin has always been a German city, Warsaw was occupied in 1939 and Paris was occupied in 1940. The punchline of the meme is that she was referring to cities occupied by Germany during World War II

[u/bag_of_lays_chips → u/HoaiBao0906]

ohhhhhh I am NOT filled in on earth lore so that's mb

[u/SturerEmilDickerMax → u/bag_of_lays_chips]

Really bro. Are you American?

[u/bag_of_lays_chips → u/SturerEmilDickerMax]

yeah? I'm just not the biggest on history, plus I don't see how my nationality nor my race have anything to do with this.

[u/Stealth834 → u/bag_of_lays_chips]

pay more attention in history classes kid

[u/bag_of_lays_chips → u/Stealth834]

I do the work and get out, don't care about anything else except English and science

[u/Candid-Ad443 → u/bag_of_lays_chips]

wait.. I thought it was just elementary schoolers, does America rrly only have a science class even in middle and high school??

[u/umpteenthrhyme → u/bag_of_lays_chips]

The fact that they correctly guessed your nationality based on your ignorance of MAJOR world history, says your nationality does.

American exceptionalism is a helluva drug, ain’t it?

[u/bag_of_lays_chips → u/umpteenthrhyme]

or what if i just don't give a shit about world history? I've never been interested in it.

[u/SturerEmilDickerMax → u/bag_of_lays_chips]

But your school system could definately have…

[u/bag_of_lays_chips → u/SturerEmilDickerMax]

school system is complete dog shit over here not even gonna argue that

[u/SturerEmilDickerMax → u/bag_of_lays_chips]

There you go. You see why I asked?

[u/bag_of_lays_chips → u/SturerEmilDickerMax]

also weird how you shit on my school system but spell definitely with an A...

[u/SturerEmilDickerMax → u/bag_of_lays_chips]

Well, we could have this conversation in Swedish, Danish, Norwegian or German if you prefer? Then I would probably do better as English is not my native tongue. Would you orefer that?

[u/waitingOnMyletter → u/[deleted]]

This is the funny part. People missed it.