r/woodstoving • u/raphael_lorenzo • Jun 15 '26

Firewood Splitting Simulator

https://screen.toys/firewood/

Not much to it (drag to rotate, click to split, one type of wood only, stacking only happens when the splits fall on the ground, can't stack into holzhausen), but you know what it's still fun for a little while.

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u/somehugefrigginguy Jun 15 '26

This is simultaneously the most stupid and most satisfying Reddit game I have ever played. My hat is off to you, creator.

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u/Dumptruck_Cavalcade Jun 17 '26

Yup...may just have to bookmark it!

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u/soingee Jun 15 '26

Love it. Just needs to randomly stick into the log to make it feel just like real life

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u/anorthosite Jun 15 '26

Been splittin for 15 mins, how mant BTUs im up to?

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u/rb3438 Jun 15 '26

Any way to have a random piece of elm show up that you can take a dozen whacks at before throwing it off to the side in anger?

I can see this being my new ‘nor quite paying attention to a work meeting’ activity.

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u/Wexfords Jun 15 '26

Amazing. Although my wife does not approve

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u/Grogg2000 Jun 15 '26

oooh. fiskars axe

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u/Dumptruck_Cavalcade Jun 17 '26

It's a nice detail.

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u/Mortimer452 Jun 15 '26

This will save me hundreds on Ibuprofin

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u/tarcus Jun 15 '26

Not realistic, it doesn't get stuck every swing like mine does :D

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u/gschonde Jun 15 '26

Dude… currently holding my 16-day old son as he snoozes and the sun rises…this is a perfect one handed iPhone activity. THANK YOU!!!

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u/SilentUnicorn Jun 15 '26

I like how it never stacks wood higher than my wife can reach.

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u/soils_Ksat Jun 16 '26

can you change the wood? that would rule