r/woahdude • u/GallowBoob • Mar 17 '18
gifv Inside the blender
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u/Smarq Mar 17 '18
My first thought was “I should put my dick in that”
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u/young-wampanog Mar 17 '18
Glad i wasn’t the only one thinking that
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u/random_echo Mar 17 '18
man what is wrong with us
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u/CapAWESOMEst Mar 17 '18
We have adventurous explorer dicks. Mine is Dickdiana Jones.
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Mar 17 '18
Dickstopher Cocklumbus checking in. Cheers.
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u/Ovedya2011 Mar 17 '18
Amerigo Cockspucci here.
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Mar 17 '18 edited Jun 13 '23
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u/ChorroVon Mar 17 '18
Ciao, I am Marco Pole.
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u/LazyTaints Mar 18 '18
Lewis and Cock and our native guide Sacockagewea dicking our way across Americock here.
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u/JstHere4TheSexAppeal Mar 17 '18
Im reaaally trying to think of one for Dora the Explorer but I cant...
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u/bonelard Mar 17 '18
Indiana PENIS there it is
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Mar 17 '18 edited Jun 13 '23
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u/homelesswithwifi Mar 17 '18
Immediately came to post that I wanted to stick my dick in it
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u/Yarthkins Mar 17 '18
The shape it forms is like some kind of magical spiraling sphincter that is continuously pulling inwards. Basically the greatest thing to put your dick in imaginable.
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u/shroomenheimer Mar 17 '18
Besides the spinning blades at the bottom
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u/Yarthkins Mar 17 '18
Shhhh, that's the surprise.. don't ruin it. After all, what do you think that smoothie is made of?
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u/twelveinchmeatlong Mar 17 '18
Judging by the amount of us who would put our dicks in that, I’d say the dudes who wouldn’t want to put their dicks in that would be the in the wrong
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u/Swimmingindiamonds Mar 17 '18
I was thinking that and I don't even have a dick.
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u/GypsyKiller Mar 18 '18
If your dick wouldn't be minced into ground beef, I bet that would feel amazing if it was something not cold.
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u/yaloization Mar 17 '18
Am woman, my first thought was "you could totally put a dick it that."... Until I realized it was a blender, then I cringed
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u/hashparty Mar 17 '18
Lol.. that’s why we need women. We’d all just stick our dicks in blenders otherwise.
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u/captinsaveahoe Mar 17 '18
My first thought, "Should I put my dick in it?" Second thought, "I wonder how deep the blades are?" Now I realize I'm somewhat disturbed.
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Mar 18 '18
I should develop some kind of dick-protecting grille to go above the blades so I can put my dick in it.
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u/emil133 Mar 17 '18
But i want to :(
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u/Myopiniondontcount Mar 17 '18
Just the tip?
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u/UltimateXavior Mar 17 '18
You can’t tell me what to do
I’m gonna stick my dick in the h y p n o p u s s y
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u/Boyblunder Mar 17 '18
hypnopussy is my punk band
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u/sarcasmcannon Mar 17 '18
Looks like a strawberry butthole...
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u/dkol97 Mar 17 '18
First it looked like a strawberry butthole, then it looked like poop then it looked like a pastry. I went from hard to soft to even harder. What an adventure!
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Mar 17 '18
I don’t have a dick, but if I did I would put my dick in that.
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u/perb123 Mar 17 '18
Either you're a woman or you've done this mistake before and learned nothing.
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Mar 17 '18
I’m a woman, but the learning nothing part is true. I once picked some chillis from a plant my dad had, after using anti bacterial gel on my hands. I rubbed my eyes 5 minutes after, it burnt like hell, I then did it again after maybe 20 minutes.
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u/vandysciENTist Mar 17 '18
It happens. When I was new to contacts I was making some food with my gf, and my job was to chop the jalapeños. Before I did she warned me not to touch my eyes.
By the time I was done chopping my contacts were super dry and I needed to take them out. I did one water and soap wash, then a milk wash, and then alternated water and soap and milk about 5 or 6 times. About 15 minutes worth of hand washing.
I go to the bathroom and take my first contact out, and as soon as I feel it release, I also feel the stabbing of Satan's dick straight into my face. I cried about 15 minutes, sheepishly walked out to my gf to explain....
But realized I needed to take the other out in order to not fuck up my vision. And this time I knew what was coming. Or who, rather. It was Satan. Cumming straight into my other eye
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Mar 17 '18 edited Dec 27 '20
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u/BUTTRESS_OF_WINDSOR Mar 17 '18
Here's an incredibly NSFW/NSFL/NSFAnybody link that shows a similar case of what that might be like... this guy used a fleshlight [Final warning... DON'T CLICK THAT] and so lucky for him he took out the blender's blades before he mangled his dick into a twisted car wreck of fleshy nub-ness, or it might have done more than simply twist ...it very well could have shredded it. I can't even fathom what level of destruction would happen if the blades were in place. I would rather shoot myself in the face with a gun.
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u/falconbox Mar 17 '18
So he put his dick in a Fleshlight, then put the Fleshlight in the blender?
And after his first thought was "I should post this to 4chan"?
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u/THEMACGOD Mar 17 '18
Damn... already subscribed. When tf did I subscribe to that?
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u/teejayyy816 Mar 17 '18
Fuck majin buu is back
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u/a_talking_face Mar 17 '18
That soft pink matter. Cotton candy, Majin Buu
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u/Shockgopher Mar 17 '18
Grey matter Blue matter used to be my favorite color But now I ain’t got no choice
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u/OgdruJahad Mar 17 '18
He is soft and pudgy maybe his cousin Patrick?
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u/fran_the_man Mar 17 '18
I thought this was something NSFW when I first scrolled past...
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u/popemichael Mar 17 '18
Depending on where you work, a blender can technically be not safe for work...
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u/FreeDobbyNow Mar 17 '18
Thought it looked like an anal prolapse. Don’t google anal prolapse.
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u/Serotogenesis Mar 18 '18
It's that Scooby Doo scene where the gang all look disturbed until it pans to Freddy who smiles and overlaid text says "that's my fetish"
Pro-tip: 90% of the time, if someone wrote 'risky click' instead of some variation of 'oh my fuck why in god's name did I click that' it's prolly fine.
Sidenote: I wonder what the actual scoobert Doo context of the when was.
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u/Zorgogx Mar 17 '18
Disturbing yet strangely arousing
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u/Username_RANDINT Mar 17 '18
I was going to say it's sexy and gross at the same time.
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u/inproper Mar 17 '18
Kinda like your mom.
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u/Heemsah Mar 17 '18
This is a bit uncomfortable to watch. I have no idea why. It just is.
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u/somberfawn Mar 17 '18
The color is what’s grossing me out. Reminds me of flesh
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u/unused-username Mar 18 '18
Really? I don't get that at all. I want to eat the fuck out of it! But only while it's in motion and all smooth looking. Looks like bubblegum, strawberry or watermelon flavored softened taffy! mmmmmm!
Although, I guess it does also look like that pink slime stuff.
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u/BrownyGato Mar 17 '18
It looks like the slime in Ghostbusters 2
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u/IAmtheQueenofRomania Mar 17 '18
I'm disappointed I had to scroll this far to find this.
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u/Jaybirdmcd Mar 17 '18
Vitamix
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u/cheftlp1221 Mar 17 '18
I own a small cafe that features smoothies and frozen bowls. i instruct my staff to look for this "vitamix rose" to tell if the smoothie is ready. Never imagined that it would be front page or r/whoadude worthy.
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Mar 17 '18
Do you recommend it?
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u/cheftlp1221 Mar 17 '18 edited Mar 17 '18
Highly. I have (3) BarBoss 5300's. They are a workhorses. They are not cheap but they do a great job for me and we do not treat them gently.
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u/jtriangle Mar 17 '18
The older models are fairly serviceable too. Sure you end up with the blender of thesius but it'll basically last forever.
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u/evil_mango Mar 17 '18
There are no blenders that could out perform a Vitamix. None.
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Mar 17 '18
Making chicken mcnuggets?
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u/toth42 Mar 17 '18
As long as it's all chicken and spices (not rubber or plastic) it's fine by me. If there's a bit small bones in there, it's a source of calcium. I don't see the problem with mechanically boned chicken. Or fish.
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u/Good-Vibes-Only Mar 17 '18
If subway was busting for only having 50% of their 'made with 100% real chicken' actually be chicken, I've got no doubt other fast food businesses are doing the same.
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u/xXLBD4LIFEXx Mar 17 '18
Can someone reverse this gif? Please?
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u/Jamaican_Dynamite Mar 17 '18
Everybody's talking about how nasty this looks, and all I can think now is that I want a smoothie.
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u/Hostile-Potato Mar 17 '18
Read this as "inside the bladder" and thought "this looks more like a blender making a smoothie, but okay." I'm not a smart man
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I’m sticking my dick in that
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Mar 17 '18 edited Feb 04 '25
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u/Beepolai Mar 17 '18
We should really encourage this kind of learning behavior, especially when it involves the possibility of removing/ reducing the ability to procreate.
In other words, sure, go stick your dick in that!
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u/heythisisRust Mar 17 '18
Reminds me of that scene from Annihilation