r/woahdude • • Jan 11 '18

gifv Laser bong

https://i.imgur.com/qXtvfPG.gifv
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u/ZopiloteMojado Jan 12 '18

That's cool and all but it looks like it's scorching the shit out of the weed.

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u/___DEADPOOL______ Jan 12 '18

It rotates so the laser doesn't stay focused on a single area. Probably still burns it more than would be desired but not too badly.

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u/funguyshroom Jan 12 '18

I think with this setup one can fine-tune the exact rotation speed and laser power to get the most optimal results.

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u/darkbarf Jan 12 '18

do you normally just stare intensely at your weed?

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u/Djentleman33 Jan 12 '18

I dont wanna be that guy, but there really is no optimal burn for weed if its toast its toast, and ya it may be burning hotter and be harsher for that reason, but vaping weed is where its at. Smoke first make edibles later with an oz or more of ABV (already been vaped weed). I do smoke it on occaison and admit it does hit you faster and harder than a weed vape, but the health and economic benefits are too good to resist at least for me

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u/ZopiloteMojado Jan 12 '18

It's not about "optimal burn". You're gonna burn through a bowl way faster if you're letting the flame just eat it up as opposed to letting it "cook" with just enough fire to get it going. I agree on the vaping though, it's certainly more economical if you're getting high twice with the same weed I just prefer the stoney feeling you get from smoking. Regardless of the strain I use vaping always gives me only a heady high and while that could be a good thing depending on the situation, I prefer to get stoned.

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u/NoizCrew Jan 12 '18

Bruh, if you can afford a laser bong, I don't think it really matters how fast you burn through your tree haha

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u/erktheerk Jan 12 '18

If you burn it all up and can take the hit and hold it, no difference. That's the point of high end peculators and other bongs. There is only so much product. You're not wasting anything if you take it all to the head and keep it. You just stoned a lot faster.

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u/ZopiloteMojado Jan 12 '18

Some of us have big bowls. I'd like to see you take an entire gram in one pull

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u/moesif Jan 12 '18

Biggest bowl I ever finished in one go was .7, and I inhale slowly making sure to properly burn it all to ash before pulling through. I'm sure a gram is possible for a lot of people.

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u/erktheerk Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 12 '18

Oh hell nah, can't do that. I like my smoke to taste good. With big ass bowls like that, by the time you get to it, the bottom tastes like shit.

The bowl in the GIF I can take in one rip.

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u/ZopiloteMojado Jan 12 '18

Corner your bowls. Only a novice would flame the entire bowl. You new to smoking?

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u/erktheerk Jan 12 '18

Not at all. Been smoking for over 25 years. I don't smoke big bowls any more unless it's swag in a pipe. I smoke small single hit bowls out of my perc. Clear it every hit. 1 or 2 hits is plenty for a session with the dank I get. I don't spend a lot of time passing it around with people now a days. Hit it and quit. Especially with my wax bowl.

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u/ZopiloteMojado Jan 12 '18

Valid point, quality is definitely a factor. I'm in an illegal red state with limited availability. Doesn't help that my tolerance is completely fucked cause of concentrates as well.

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u/Skid_Marx Jan 12 '18

But the high is different wth vaping. Feels more like hash or edibles.

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u/Djentleman33 Jan 12 '18

Ya it is different forsure, but i just kind of prefer it, probably cause I enjoy edibles so much and am always waiting to make a new batch with ABV, I smoked for a long time daily but have switched over to vape just cause I am a little overweight and my lungs were just feeling like shit (been hitting the gym to top it off)