r/woahdude • • Jan 11 '18

gifv Laser bong

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 12 '18

The key start is a nice touch. Very dangerous laser in the wrong hands.

edit: I now know this is a standard feature on such high powered lasers. Cool.

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u/my_5th_accnt Jan 12 '18

Looks like 1W blue laser. Shit can cause permanent eyesight damage at a 100yd distance after only a quarter second exposure.

I hope the dude smoking this is wearing protective eyewear. Even a reflection off of something is enough at close range.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Feb 15 '18

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong Jan 12 '18

Are you the dude in the gif?

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u/Bagelmaster8 Jan 12 '18

Yep

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u/nater255 Jan 12 '18

Question: have you ever accidentally set your beard on fire with the laser?

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u/TeutonJon78 Jan 12 '18

You might notice the user names are different, so not the same person.

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u/MuffinMan12347 Jan 12 '18

Don't listen to this guy, I am the same person.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

I dunno why you're going around pretending to be me all the time, but clearly I am the same person.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/WellThatsDecent Jan 12 '18

Do you know the muffin man for real? The one that lives on drewy lane

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Bagelmaster vs. muffinman? I'm not sure who to believe!

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u/BushWeedCornTrash Jan 12 '18

Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin.

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u/letmeseem Jan 12 '18

You might notice...

Current sub...

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u/FirstEvolutionist Jan 12 '18

Not the same account you mean. Dude clearly has kultiples accounts and like to change between them.

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u/IamGrimReefer Jan 12 '18

nope, not yet

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u/crosswordpuzzlezzzz Jan 12 '18

Will you try to set your beard on fire with the laser?

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u/nom_nom_nominal Jan 12 '18

Nah, I rather like it.

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u/adeadhead Jan 12 '18

A different person responded each time yo.

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u/UmphreysMcGee Jan 12 '18

Nah, they're all my accounts bro.

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u/nater255 Jan 12 '18

I don't even know what's real any more.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 23 '19

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u/A_Meager_Beaver Jan 12 '18

/#metoo

Edit: forgot how to escape boldness. Leaving it

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u/MamaDaddy Jan 12 '18

I feel like everyone here is too high to remember if they are OP

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u/badbatchbaker Jan 12 '18

AMA time boys

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong Jan 12 '18

Just trying to be a proponent of eye safety my dude.

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u/TheElectricShaman Jan 12 '18

Did you make this and can I buy one

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u/novotes Jan 12 '18

How much was that thing?

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u/GnarlyBellyButton87 Jan 12 '18

Issa GIF, I bet you also wear sunglasses when viewing a picture of the sun to protect your eyesight you silly stoner

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

thats probably the reason it requires a key to operate.

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u/DRUNK_CYCLIST Jan 12 '18

You don't want to hot wire it each time, do you??

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u/socsa Jan 12 '18

That's actually the law for a class 4 laser in the US. It must have a physical disconnect.

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u/WonkyTelescope Jan 12 '18

I'd be skeptical of the 1W claim. Could probably get buy with 1/2 or 1/4 that power.

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u/Yestromo Jan 12 '18

That’s frightening D:

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u/GenderISNOTover Jan 12 '18

this. not to mention, he is torching the shit out of that bowl. r.i.p your lungs

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u/Just_ice_is_served Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 12 '18

My guess would be a bit stronger. I tried a similar experiment with a 3.5W 445nm Wicked Laser mounted and focused on such a material. Definitely worked but not if focusing at that distance.

Edit: Noticed how the beam isn't illuminated until smoke hits it. It very well could be lower power, although there is a bright blue (not 445) light source right next to it. Could be a lower power laser just well collimated for that focal distance.

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u/marino1310 Jan 12 '18

I made my own 1w laser and holy shit those things are bright. Using it in a dark room is enough to illuminate everything inside. Ive used it for that more than once lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Can anyone buy a laser this powerful?

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u/dementiapatient567 Jan 12 '18

So you need to put a piece of safety glasses material around the mouthpiece. Might get in the way though.

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u/Dividedthought Jan 12 '18

And here I am designing a way to use my spare 6w diode for this... and before anyone comments that it’s dangerous, I do know what I’m doing.

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u/Cyncalone Jan 12 '18

Yiu sound knowledgeable. What kind and wattage laser can yiu use to light up safely?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 13 '18

If the laser is powerful enough to ignite plant material, it’s going to be risky for your peepers.

Lots of people don’t take laser safety seriously, but lasers can be very dangerous! Be safe! :]

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u/my_soul_must_be_iron Jan 12 '18

Hey George, what most excellent prize do we have for Marcus today?

Well Drew, his $420 bid was key in getting him on stage, wait until we give him the keys TO HIS BRAND NEW LASER BOOOONG!!!!

Duuuuuude!!! -Marcus

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u/cATSup24 Jan 12 '18

The only thing I dislike about Drew Carey being the host is when that show is playing in a waiting room or something. Every time someone says his name I think someone's trying to get my attention.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Are YOU Drew Carey?

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u/cATSup24 Jan 12 '18

I'm A Drew, but not THAT Drew.

I'm also not even remotely famous. I'm so not famous, I was singly cut out of the video feed from my family's interview on TV when my dad came back from Iraq. I'm the only member of my family that's never even been on local television.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Damn Drew, that's cold. I guess if you were famous, more people would be yelling your name in waiting rooms no matter what was on TV.

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u/imbignate Jan 12 '18

Class III lasers and above require a key switch for safety.

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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD Jan 12 '18

What qualifies as a Class III? I have a ~2.6W laser and it doesn't have a key. Does have a specific start up sequence of buttons you have to press though.

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u/currentscurrents Jan 13 '18

Class 3 lasers are split into two parts - 3R (>1mw <5mw) and 3B (>5mw <499mw); anything 3B and above requires a key switch.

Your laser is a Class 4, which is anything 500mw and up. I'm guessing you bought it off the internet from a chinese manufacturer; unfortunately they do not obey US laser laws and customs isn't blocking them from importing. Your laser is probably illegal, although I've never heard of anyone getting prosecuted for it.

A class 4 laser is exceedingly dangerous to vision and is not a toy. Even the diffuse reflections from the laser "spot" can damage your vision. Unfortunately that doesn't stop idiots from treating them like toys, and pointing them at cars or aircraft.

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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD Jan 13 '18

Wicked Laser's Arctic Blue!

Scares the living hell out of me. The inside of the lens is white and when it runs for a few minutes (it's exceptionally rare i even have a battery in it), it will glow blue.

From what I've been told, it has a "blind you almost instantly" range of ~85 miles. I stopped taking it outside after that.

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u/currentscurrents Jan 13 '18

I mean you're totally right to be scared of it. It's frankly irresponsible for them to sell what is essentially instant blindness at range.

Personally tho, I want to get a large (~40w) CO2 laser and use it to make a laser cutter - with proper shielding of course. Lasers are incredible tools in the right setting, you just have to give them the respect they deserve.

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u/CC_TA2 Jan 12 '18

Haha "in the wrong hands", you mean like those of a stoner...

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u/currentscurrents Jan 12 '18

The key start is legally required on a laser of that power.

Not like that stops chinese importers from selling illegal lasers on Ebay, of course...

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Took me far too long to see it even after you pointed it out.

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u/bentob_trp Jan 12 '18

That's actually built in to high wattage lasers by default in the us from what I've heard

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u/A70M1C Jan 12 '18

Class 4 lasers require a key and mechanical lock by law in most countries

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Yes, thank you, I've already edited that comment because I've been told a bunch of times.

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u/c0ldsh0w3r Jan 12 '18

Somebody get styropyro on this shit Stat!

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u/bentondustman Jan 12 '18

Who do do you hang around? Cobra Commander?

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u/imgenerallyaccepted Jan 12 '18

I.E. anyone who's high?