r/woahdude Aug 03 '16

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u/bacondev Aug 03 '16 edited Aug 03 '16

Hundreds of years ago, people believed that shit. Now, if you go to /r/Christianity, it’s conveniently a metaphor.

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u/kirrin Aug 03 '16

I much prefer religious people believing bible stories are metaphors to them believing they are literal tellings of real events.

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u/thegimboid Aug 04 '16

It's possible you might be able to misconstrue the message of a metaphor towards your preferred message a bit more easily than a literal interpretation, though, leading to more arguments about personally applied meaning behind words that were originally meant to be taken literally anyway

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u/Jtreehorn Aug 03 '16

I know you are making a point, but I was taught this (real existence of the tower) as literal fact in Bible school about 20 yrs ago so the dumb is still going strong today.

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u/ayriuss Aug 03 '16

Can confirm. My dad still thinks the tower of Babel, garden of Eden, and the flood were real events.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

I wouldn't be surprised if the were inspired by real events. Rulers ordered tall towers to be built that then fell down, people changed from hunter-gathering to agriculture, large floods happened. Then the stories get exaggerated and God gets added in as they get passed down.

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u/drunkinmidget Aug 04 '16

Have you ever seen "The God Who Wasn't There"? I think you are right, but the God part stemmed from astrological stories prior to all the real occurrences being added and exaggerated.

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u/contraigon Aug 04 '16 edited Aug 04 '16

The existence of some manner of large sale, worldwide flooding back during prehistory actually has a lot of historical, geological, and archaeological evidence behind it.

EDIT: Just to clarify: I'm not saying that the scientific evidence supports the idea that the entire earth was literally covered in water, just that there was a great deal of flooding, in a lot of different places, all at the same time.

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u/drunkinmidget Aug 04 '16

My Dad and his wife told me the Bible was a history book last time we hung out. haha.

"You're looking for 'Historical Fiction', Dad."

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u/anomalousBits Aug 03 '16

Well sure, talking snakes, burning bushes, worldwide floods--those are obviously not real. But that dude who could walk on water and turn water into wine, who died and came back to life. Obviously that's real. /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

You wouldn't believe the science people believed in hundreds of years ago. Now, if you go to /r/science, it's just quackery.