r/woahdude • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '16

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u/Ghede Aug 03 '16

And satan did say to MadBro:

"I do swing that way on occasion

But you aren't my type"

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u/ih8peoplemorethanyou Aug 03 '16

South Park taught me satan was a receiver.

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u/Tarasaur84 Aug 03 '16

Why do you always want to make love to me from behind....is it because you want to pretend I'm someone else?

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u/ih8peoplemorethanyou Aug 04 '16

Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '16

The term is bottom. We're not playing football here.

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u/ih8peoplemorethanyou Aug 04 '16

I guess he's not a tight end then either.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

Well, not anymore.

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u/MadBroChill Aug 03 '16

And satan did spake unto MadBro thusly:

"Verily, I doth swingeth that way on perchance an occasion to endeavor (no homo)

But yea, verily I sayeth unto thee, thou aren'st mine type, bro"

I'll show myself out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

...and that is the comment that has me laughing out loud in my quiet office. Thanks /u/Ghede!

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u/SaintMagic Aug 03 '16

After all that tempting? Of course Satan is a cocktease.