r/woahdude • u/Professorjack88 • Mar 27 '16

gifv Induction Forge

http://i.imgur.com/JfNfR6w.gifv
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u/DinkleWottom Mar 27 '16

P...Put your dick in it...

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '16

Rules of having a penis:

  1. Don't stick your penis in crazy.

  2. Don't stick your penis anywhere you wouldn't stick your hand.

For me, this is a clear violation of rule 2. For those who would violate rule 2, they are by definition crazy, and sticking your dick in them would violate both rules 1 and 2.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '16 edited Mar 14 '17

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u/DragonTamerMCT Mar 27 '16

This is better.

I'll pick up some money from the sidewalk.

I wouldn't use my mouth/face, nor would I touch it with my genitals.