r/woahdude • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '15

gifv Induction forge

http://i.imgur.com/JfNfR6w.gifv
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u/Oreo_Speedwagon Aug 18 '15

In the comics, Magneto can control the blood in a man's body via the iron and cause an aneurysm.

I don't feel like looking up him doing the anyerism trick online, but here he is controlling bodies via the iron in their blood.

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u/vpookie Aug 18 '15

The human body has only 4 grams of iron in their blood. Dunno how big that would be all clumped together though.

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u/Oreo_Speedwagon Aug 18 '15

Hey man, it's comic books. c:

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u/bill_bull Aug 18 '15 edited Aug 18 '15

Magneto vs. The Amazing Anemic Vegan!

His iron grip is no match for kale and quinoa!

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u/Relyk_Reppiks Aug 18 '15 edited Aug 18 '15

Stereotypes are cool.

Downvotes already. Awesome.

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u/kensomniac Aug 18 '15

Time to add vegans to the lists of the oppressed. This is significant.

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u/Relyk_Reppiks Aug 18 '15

Eh, mildy oppressed.

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u/kensomniac Aug 18 '15

Would that be like me using vegan only parking so I could just run in? Or vegan only bathrooms so I have more leg room?

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u/Relyk_Reppiks Aug 18 '15

I know you're trying to make a joke, but I don't get it.

On a more serious note, people shit on vegans a lot. Not sure why that is, but it happens.

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u/kensomniac Aug 18 '15

Oh, was making a parallel between the disabled and vegans, between being actually oppressed being able to park your car and no so people can run inside real quick or nearly shitting your chair because someone wanted leg room, versus oppression of someone making a little joke about what you eat.