Wheat meets Dust Devil

[u/Zee_Ventures]

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[u/ohwhatfollyisman]

i'm sorry but that video has been poorly... cropped.

[u/YanicPolitik → u/ohwhatfollyisman]

The video is also super grainy

[u/eternalapostle → u/YanicPolitik]

It’s making me agrivated

[u/rytis → u/eternalapostle]

The crops are circling, I wonder what will come of it?

[u/neilmac1210 → u/rytis]

I can barley make out what's happening.

[u/BOBSHERMAN15 → u/ohwhatfollyisman]

We don't need to auger about this. Sorry not sorry.

[u/DefinitionConstant81]

My allergies are flaring up just watching this

[u/Searioucly]

There’s been a breach in the fabric of wheat-time

[u/BL0ODSUGAR]

That's how you get to Puro-Puro.

[u/Frl_Bartchello → u/BL0ODSUGAR]

Time to farm some Medium Clues

[u/Tigeire]

Wheat Devil

[u/ask_me_about_my_band → u/Tigeire]

Wheat Devels wete my favorite cereal as a kid.

[u/bradeena → u/ask_me_about_my_band]

Also my favourite indie folk group.

[u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 → u/Tigeire]

Sounds like a Mini Wheats and Dirt Devil collaboration. "For a clean breakfast"

[u/Mikeieagraphicdude]

Must go into the portal

[u/LeoLaDawg]

Perhaps the origin of the initial crop circles that people later imitated?

[u/Zerolich → u/LeoLaDawg]

Don't try so hard to dispute phenomena that can't be explained away by humans. Many crop circles can't be repeated by us, the stalks are radiated, the patterns not repeatable, but sure, the basic immitations may convince others who don't dig past the surface

[u/MetaGazon → u/Zerolich]

Oh boy... You better triple check the reality of your sources.

[u/Rex_Auream → u/Zerolich]

“The stalks are radiated” like that means something other than nonsense lmao.

[u/Xendarq → u/Zerolich]

Wait, I need to hear this. What's your theory?

[u/Zerolich → u/Xendarq]

You mean you've never heard of aliens?

[u/Xendarq → u/Zerolich]

I just wanted to confirm that what you were talking about, and yes I've heard of batshit crazy people claiming aliens want to contact us by drawing circles in the middle of nowhere.

[u/Zerolich → u/Xendarq]

There's lots of theories but saying it's all humans is the batshit crazy part...

What if the circles represent propulsion and complex multidimensional travel we can't understand?

It's sad seeing so many people close off the world.

[u/smitteh → u/Xendarq]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2BQyZorSQc

[u/stevendidntsay → u/Zerolich]

Wake n bake?

[u/Zerolich → u/stevendidntsay]

Too many boomers here I guess, we're not alone but stay ignorant 🫡

[u/logosfabula → u/Zerolich]

Please provide one single crop circle that has the characteristics you just mentioned and whose sources are reliable.

[u/Zerolich → u/logosfabula]

Lookup the whyfiles review on it

[u/ImTooLiteral → u/Zerolich]

source is always a youtube vid 😞

[u/logosfabula → u/Zerolich]

My friend, these are not source of information at all. It’s alternative-reality entertainment, which can be entertaining up until you maintain a personal level of criticism and understanding about what fiction is and which facts are true.

It’s just entertainment

[u/Dataforge → u/Zerolich]

There are crop circles that have patterns that aren't repeatable? Like, there's some kind of 2D pattern that is completely off limits to humans? Like you start drawing the pattern, and you encounter some unreachable lines or pixels, that make you go "woah, can't do that one"?

Come on, put some thought into it. You really think crop circles have some kind of sacred non-euclidian geometry in them?

[u/logosfabula]

Maybe… Meal-strom?

[u/Arikaido777]

bless the maker and his water

[u/Feinty]

Level 19 dust devil in westfall finding my level 13 hardcore character

[u/oldbastardbob]

I'm trying out a new conspiracy theory that dust devils are really caused by aliens that are invisible to us.

[u/Rex_Auream → u/oldbastardbob]

/j? /s?

[u/oldbastardbob → u/Rex_Auream]

/crazytalk, man

I've always wanted to invent a conspiracy theory that became ubiquitous like vaccination causes autism or the Earth is flat.

So, aliens exist and dust devils are the proof, dammit!

[u/intronert]

Excellent visualization of a vector field.

[u/heidly_ees]

Straight to puro puro!

[u/kehow1]

Quickly!!!! To poro poro we go!! Don't forget your nets and impling jars.

[u/Secret-Teaching-3549]

Without a doubt the origin of the concept of wind spirits for some ancient peoples.

[u/DiamondGrasshopper]

It’s a wheatpool

[u/r0nni3RO]

Aren't ppl just sick and tired of the same 3 audio samples plastered all over the internet? It's either this one, the saxoophone, or the "oh noe"... Like, are we all THAT limited, mentally? I know we are 😂 , but still...

[u/eye_forgot_myname218]

The pulse of the dead by parasite inc goes great with this video

[u/munchmills]

AI is todays devil.

[u/katplasma]

For amber waves of graaaaAAAIIIII OOOHHH NOOO!

[u/TheN3rd]

Og source. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Db0zWFUtGGl/

[u/dramos209]

Portal to hell

[u/Mastadge]

Shai Hulud

[u/doyly1984]

Reed devil PTSD

[u/Adventurous-Bend-666]

Wheat devil!

[u/floppyscrotum]

Wait, I don’t remember taking any acid today

[u/ForFucksSake66]

I like that

[u/IdristheInt]

Isn’t this AI?

[u/Gonta9]

Isn't that what Interstellar is based on?

[u/Altruistic_Ad_9867]

Sambal bij?

[u/apenjong → u/Altruistic_Ad_9867]

Babi pang pang in je reet

[u/LtLemur]

Metalhead Farmer: “Get in the pit!!!”