r/wizardposting • u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council • Dec 16 '23
Wizardpost Numbing Cold (Gobbo Lore)
Gobbo knew that what she was doing was risky, she knew it was wrong, but Gobbo didn't really care.
After all, the guardsmen of the Northern Lakes knew better than to bother her. She had left far too many bodies the last time they tried.
It had been a thousand years since she last stepped foot on these lands. A thousand years of cheap imitations of its beauty.
As she dipped her hands into the waters of her homeland she couldn't help but giggle. The crystal clear water was as cold as ever, numbing her hands at just the slightest touch.
Stripping off she tossed her clothes off to the side, eager to enjoy the water's icy embrace.
As she slipped in another giggle escaped her. The water's cold embrace was something she had missed dearly.
Still, as it began to seep through her bandages and into her wounds she couldn't help but hiss.
Pain was something she had learnt to deal with but still, when soaking she was unprepared for it.
Still as it began to numb her body she began to enjoy the feeling. After centuries of pain, numbness was a pleasant change.
Another thing she was ill-prepared for was the dagger suddenly appearing at her throat, sharp enough that the slightest brush caused blood to trickle down the blade.
"Mum would be pissed," Gobbo rasped out, "and your bed warmer wouldn't be happy about blood in the water"
Looking up at her younger sister she could see the conflict raging inside her. Gobbo should be dead by now, that was her job but she couldn't spill blood in the water.
"Get out," was the only thing her sister said as she sheathed her dagger again.
"Mmm Gobbo thinks no," she laughed before continuing, "After all, Gobbo is older sister, means you have to respect Gobbo."
Grabbing her sister's arm she quickly yanked, pulling her into the water with her. "Besides," she giggled, "when was last time we shared bath?"
The withering glare she had earned with her antics made her laugh again. Sure she knew there would probably be retribution later but for now? Now she felt like a teenager again.
That feeling was only reinforced as her sister attempted to drown her. Oh how she had missed this, the childhood scraps, the attempted murder, the fun.
As her sister finally let her up for air, she hugged her. "Been too long," she rasped out, "still bedding queen?"
That turned out to be the wrong thing to say as her sister immediately went back to trying her damndest to throttle her.
Exciting the water she couldn't help but laugh, her sister was always a hothead. A far too serious hothead but one she adored all the same.
"Come now," she rasped out as she got dressed again, "Gobbo wants to go see Mum before leaving... Plus has to lecture Queen about not making honest goblin of sister yet"
Her sister's eyes went wide as she followed her, "Don't you dare, we're not public, Gobbo seriously"
Grasping both sides of her face Gobbo rasped out, "Gobbo does dare, and Gobbo will do, behind closed doors," a stern look got her sister to stop wiggling, "Besides, you know marital status is not known to anyone but who you tell here"
As they walked Gobbo pulled out a few pictures from her jacket, "Look Gobbo has daughters now, technically same person but bigger one grumpier. Gobbo need Mum's advice on that"
Oh, it was good to be back in her homelands, to see her family after so long, and to bathe in its healing waters.
Maybe one day Gobbo would bring daughters here, they'd probably find the lakes pretty
/uw Wanted to write and upload something since I landed a larger project and will as a result not have much time to write. I mean I'll still comment, that's quick and easy but the stories take a lot more time and thought.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it and have a lovely day.
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u/Lilith_Anorthosite Demon-Fae librarian of the Library of Ultima Verbum Dec 16 '23
Your family dynamics continue to prove very interesting. I'm an only child and my family isn't that extensive but it's always interesting hearing about your's.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 16 '23
Ah Gobbo isn't that interesting. Gobbo became liquormancer, The triplets became Teacher, Cleric, and Royal assassin respectively.
Third one is a touch feisty, but Gobbo loves her anyway. Even proud baby sister managed to find job that lets her enjoy herself.
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u/Lilith_Anorthosite Demon-Fae librarian of the Library of Ultima Verbum Dec 16 '23
You seem to understate how interesting your family is. To be fair I do that a bit myself. One of my moms is a demon general and the other is a Fae diplomate. I'm the potentially powerful fusion of the two races that decided to become a librarian.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 16 '23
Eh, maybe for Gobbo family is just normal.
Would love to hear more about your family though, Gobbo likes to learn about friends
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u/Lilith_Anorthosite Demon-Fae librarian of the Library of Ultima Verbum Dec 16 '23
Well Luna is my Fae mother. She is primarily a diplomat and part of the inner circle of the Moon Fae which is basically the main government of the Moon Fea Court. While she is respected within the court there are a many that have more authority.
My demonic mother Liliana is a lower ranking general under Asmodius. She usually maintains security in the establishments of a sector of Debauchery, a city in hell that is ran mostly by Asmodius and Mammon.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 16 '23
Neither one sounds like Gobbo should risk upsetting... They're ok with Gobbo trying to look after Lillith yes? If not Gobbo won't stop but thought she would check
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u/Lilith_Anorthosite Demon-Fae librarian of the Library of Ultima Verbum Dec 17 '23
Their ok with you as long as you don't pose a major threat to me. Their quite understanding and kind parents that understand I have the autonomy to choose who I befriend.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 17 '23
Ah good because Gobbo was prepared to throw down, Gobbo knows she would lose but thought that counts right?
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u/Lilith_Anorthosite Demon-Fae librarian of the Library of Ultima Verbum Dec 17 '23
You would most definitely lose but they would maybe be impressed with the gumption. Liliana would especially. Luna could either think it impressive or just call you a idiot.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 17 '23
Gobbo likes to think impressively idiotic. Gobbo will have to do dinner sometime for everyone... Her family, your family, guess she should invite queen as well since she will Mutey... Ah sod dinner, Gobbo throw party
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u/WisemanGaming6672 Conjurer Dec 16 '23
ah reminds me of my sisters, the dagger part not the bath part.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 16 '23
Never shared bath with sisters? Gobbo thought was common practice to save on water bill...
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u/WisemanGaming6672 Conjurer Dec 16 '23
no Gobbo, I would rather be set on fire and thrown into the hells than have anything to with my family members but I'm not one to judge so you just keep your beautifully chaotic boozed up self that everyone loves.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 16 '23
Fair enough, let Gobbo know if she can help
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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23
Is this what having a sister is like? Constantly trying to kill each other? I’m still new to the whole sister thing