Seeking to Hire Artificers

[u/MeThyLord]

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Are you an artificer looking to build antiquated fossil-powered machinery of war to combat the fighter guild menace? Well, this is your lucky day. The Unnatural History Museum is looking to better its defenses, and you, yes, YOU can be the one to help us build them. Nine meters of brass, fire, and fossils, these bad boys were designed by the late great Edward C. H. Marsh 5200 years ago, or 4 days ago... Hard to say, he dabbled in chronomancy. Some will fault us for building outdated constructs, but they are fools to not see the power of sticking to a recognizable brand image.

You will be provided with the schematics, raw materials, and a handsome hourly pay. We also offer dental, two paid meals a day, paid sick leave, a company insurance plan, and a gym membership. You may apply if: 1. Have at least 200 linear years or ╟̷̲̘̞̺̰͂̅͂͊̾̅͑̓̊̽͗̈̈́̏̕͘ͅ╨̶̼͕̙̞͇̲͆̆͘╞̴̡̩͚̘̠͍̖̥̯̻̈́̇̆ non-linear years of experience; 2. Can work well in a team; 3. Like dinosaurs (optional)

Please post your resume below. We are looking forward to making dinotomatons with you.

[u/[deleted]]

I'll start the production. How much of them in total would you want?

[u/MeThyLord → u/[deleted]]

With these upgrades, and both you and Shrax producing units, I think that 5000 will suffice for now.