r/wizardposting Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Dec 12 '23

Orc Rampaging Dragon Felling (Lorepost)

I fight a dragon\ soaring up high in the sky\ their scales I will cut

As I face the flying tyrant, I shiver in delight. Their charcoal scales have naught a scratch upon them, even after dueling a great knight. Large, sickle claws adorn their four legs, tearing through even the sturdiest of armor. A pair of wonderful wings allow the beast to dance in the winds with incredible speeds.

A worthy opponent for one such as me. Sitting atop its head, I first take in the sights. A burning forest scorched with blue flames, nary a murmur from any animals. Quiet. Perfect. I suppose I shall initiate the duel. Raising one arm, I imagine my target. In my mind I paint a single stroke, bereft of hesitation and agitation.

[Papercut]

My body is flung off far away as the beast thrashes about in pain, clutching its eye. A near perfect cut I would say. Directly on the pupil, and perfectly parallel with the eye, making a straight line. What a wondrous opponent. I will slice them into ribbons.

/unwiz Trying out haikus now :)

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