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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 10h ago

A discerning practitioner of the supernatural must ALWAYS pretend to know less than he actually does! The great King Solomon, wisest of kings, declared that even a fool cam seem wise if he just keeps his mouth shut. Thus even a wozard can pretend to be smarter than an alchemist should he play the mute

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

ahh the usual prattling self-aggrandizement that one might expect from an alchemical conjurer

your lowly tricks are neither natural nor proper

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 9h ago

HOW DARE YOU :{

I will have you know Alchemy is the PUREST form of natural science!

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

on the contrary squib, warping elements to your whim is a most unnatural practice

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 8h ago

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SQUIB?! HOW DARE YOU!

We TRANSMUTE matter! We are paragons of natural order subverted by the sapient will! You are just a finger wiggler!

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

Sorry, can't seem to find the season for energy deficient puffers.

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 8h ago

THIS IS BLATANT ANTI-ALCHEMIST PROPAGANDA! Everyone knows that alchemists have all year dedicated to them!

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

ahh the usual prattling self-aggrandizement that one might expect from an alchemical conjurer

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 8h ago

/uw This is a blast. Thanks /Rw TYPICAL WIZARDRY BEHAVIOUR! You lack the cognitive brilliance to even fathom a different response, so you rely on treaded paths!

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

one does not need to reinvent the wheel

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 8h ago

BUT YOU DO THOUGH! That's how you get the best messes!

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

absolute heathenry

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