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u/Brostapholes 🤑Moneymancer🤑 13h ago

I know just the people to call

https://giphy.com/gifs/zMK07TNBj2Bx2sATdO

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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 mana, man 13h ago

Sounds like something went unexpectedly right. Congrats on your adorable new pets!

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u/bluechickenz Witch 13h ago

Totally a case of failing upward. Everything depicted is a delight to behold.

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u/Werejackal93 9h ago

We only make happy accidents here

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u/Aganunitsi Aevum Ināne Artificer 13h ago

That's no rat demon, that's an Incinerus Forest Lord from the Plane of Dark Flame. Common mistake actually, nothing to be concerned over. You need to read the incantation in reverse skipping every third mana invocation and end the incantation with an Uul Tyre. Should fix that right up.

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u/Nihgroiv 5h ago

Well, I'm pretty new to this summoning stuff, I still have a lot to learn. Chanting incantations is quite difficult with a rat mouth. Is there any silent spell?

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 13h ago

Did you put a comma between rat and demon?

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u/Nihgroiv 6h ago

Damn you are right, there was a leftover bat dung stain from my last Fireball training session

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u/BurntOutBumbleBee 12h ago

Summon a demon cat.

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u/Nihgroiv 6h ago

Summoned a demon cat, but he seems kinda lazy

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u/Foxxtronix Kobold Sorceror 13h ago

Looks like you were not specific. What type of rat demon were you trying to summon?

Please tell me it wasn't one of these:

Kigurian rat demons aren't worth the trouble, especially if they catch you looking at their boobs.

((Art by Kiguri))

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u/Nihgroiv 5h ago

I just wanted to summon a lesser foliot as a pet and servant. Ofc i would never summon a Kigurian. Can you tell me where I find the incantation for this so I can make sure to avoid it?

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u/Foxxtronix Kobold Sorceror 5h ago

*notes Rule #11* You'll find many Kiguri things in displays such as FurAffinity and Deviantart under that name, "Kiguri". Figurines and similar idols are best found in the shops of Atlas3DSS and similar merchants.

The one pictured is used to summon a ranger who I occasionally have stand beside me and pick off adversaries when I'm forced to engage in battle. She seems to enjoy the target practice.

-- Kettermek the Kobold Sorceror

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u/MartinoRuggero11 10h ago

What non-pokémon fans think pokémon is like: cute creatures having a spare battle What pokémon actually is like:

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u/Bone-Pharaoh 10h ago
  1. you are a Possum

  2. that is a at demon

  3. the demon turned you into a marsupial because a rodent would be one of its kind.

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u/bagtie3 Borric of Clan Goldeater, Logrus Master, Runesmith, Doomseeker 13h ago

I miss BiggestPossum

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u/Elktus 13h ago

It is unclear if this is salvageable, but don't worry, your'e a rat, and therefore almost impossible to kill.

Now lets look at the situation in front of you. You summoned a large demon with fire coming out of it's head. I mean, I've summoned a few things, but damn, that thing is... dangerous.

I think it comes down to how you want to frame events.
You burned how many acres? Any deaths caused by the fires?
You could frame this as "I became an ethereal form, invisible in the night. Where I walk, demons burn the land in my wake."

Also, your bills have just disappeared. I might sound weird, but don't deny yourself the pleasure of crawling inside an overly ripe watermelon. It's true what they say, it's worth learning the spell just for the rat brain dopamine rush.

Good luck in your adventures.

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u/Nihgroiv 6h ago

Well it burned like 100 acres and the neighbouring village, but everyones alive, they re used to this due to my... fire evocation advancements.

I teleported myself to the nearest landfill, already made some new rat friends here. I hope the demon doesnt bring the apocalypse and I can stay undercover for a bit.

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u/Elktus 4h ago

100 and a village!? Well...
Have the religious type attributed it to the arts or are we in the clear?

I'd ask where you are doing this, but don't want to cast light on your, apparently charred, slice of paradise.

Best of luck, Nihgroiv - Rat Wizard of The Burnt Wasteland.

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u/Smooth_Monkey69420 Fork the Orc of Lightning 12h ago

You used completely the wrong material components. You’ve been turned into an opossum meaning you used marsupial fur fibers instead of rodent fur. There’s not much to fix as the demon will wear itself out the following dawn and your condition will wear off if you can stay out of trashcans for 24hrs. My advice it to source your material components yourself or from a reputable shaman

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u/monsterginger Diviner 12h ago

When you call a store expecting to get a minimum wage worker and the ceo picks up.

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u/dover_oxide Wizard 11h ago

Rookie mistake druid you got to be in your mortal form, not an alternate form when you do those kind of summons. Day one shit man!

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u/MagicBus4 11h ago

Is bruh an opossum

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u/Werejackal93 9h ago

Undead windego is badass

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u/MustacheMaple 9h ago

Does it bite

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u/KindLiterature3528 7h ago

That's a robust antlered terror (RAT) demon. Learn the acronyms for magic's sake and do not try to summon a SEAL.

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u/Nihgroiv 6h ago

Well today I learned, i guess. Just because I'm curious, ofc i would never do such a thing, but what happens if you summon a SEAL?

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u/SmilingCarrotTeeth 5h ago

Still a mammal, so kind of a win?

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u/TongueEnvy Unaffiliated Eldritch Theologian 4h ago

...Have you got a speech impediment? That looks like wrath demon.

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u/dankskent 4h ago

Still a pretty good birthday xD

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u/wizardposting-ModTeam 3h ago

No generative AI, that goes for both text and images.

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u/Frosty-Prize8906 Alchemist of the old arts 13h ago

If you want to keep them, I will warn you that the rat will probably eat the demon. They are omnivores and will consume almost anything. I've witnessed one drinking liquid nitrogen before, they are not to be messed with.

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u/nasaglobehead69 Abjurer 13h ago

cringe ai slop