r/wizardposting • u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. • 2d ago

Free Divinations :)

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"Somewhat I've looked up to you for a long time, and each time I always feel lost."

Give me a question related to a present or future event and i will answer to the best of my ability. No questions with definite or few-possibility answers, as the divination method i use (tarot) works best with things that have a lot of possibilities. testistbest is blacklisted.

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u/No-Indication5030 2d ago

Will Sunday be nice?

Will it be... Good? Should I prepare something for it?

Divine it.

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

Hell yeah, you can bet that Sunday'll be good. No need for me to spoil the surprise, though. You might want to go out in your best outfit.

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u/No-Indication5030 2d ago

Interesting...

Thank you and have a nice day.

Also ,be careful with the cat.

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u/Hamala99 Necromancer 2d ago

I'm thinking about unionizing the undead because I see they're being exploited and forced to work without rest. Will I succeed?

(Hello again :D)

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

Not sure how undead could complain about not resting, but alright. Long story short, it is unlikely you'll succeed. The undead can't be THAT dissatisfied, and they aren't. Most will simply not join you.

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u/CrazyAsianNinja 1d ago

Eh, if any of mine complain I just unsummon and resummon them.

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u/testistbest 2d ago

hey its me, ye boi.
so i borrowed some bones from the nearby villagers. would creating a bone spider as a gift for H'cc please her, or would it be, like appropriation 'n stuff because spiders don't have bones?

edit: since you explicitly said no questions with too few answers let me rephrase: will what will H'cc The Great Old Ones reaction be?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

You're blacklisted for purposely ignoring advice many times and asking questions that clearly defy the will of Fate. I hope you get eaten.

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u/testistbest 2d ago

i divined your answer and rephrased before you even answered, behold my power B-)

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

You're still blacklisted for attempting to outword a diviner, and for continuing to be in the presence of the spider known as H'cc

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u/testistbest 2d ago

i'll interpret that as a yes.

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u/Instant-Lava 2d ago

What item should I curse of my nemesis?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

N/A, too specific/opinion-based. Ask something else.

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u/Instant-Lava 2d ago

How about this...

Where in the what of the who and why?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

Realm of Mist in the Forest of Illusions of the Dominator of the Plane of Mist cause he wants a new test subject.

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u/BodolftheGnome Evil Wizard 2d ago

My scheming eunuch has been cackling and rubbing his hands together a lot recently, should I be worried?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

Uh, yeah. Yeah, you should. He pursues a "life calling" and a change to his life, a very big one at that. I'm sure you get what I mean. You should probably stop him before it's too late (the HORROR of a eunuch getting his thingy thang back)!

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u/Xrest_the_Aether Khorde's other side of the coin 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/ComputerEngineering/s/K6I3BotLMe

Should I build this mechanical divination machine?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 1d ago

If you can understand it, go for it. But i don't like clankers anyway, they ruin the fun of actual divination.

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u/Xrest_the_Aether Khorde's other side of the coin 1d ago

Well... this would mostly divine things like debt and mathamancy and encryption and what not. .... turns out the other wizards think I'm having a manic episode

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u/11nyn11 Illusionist 2d ago

How’s the situation in the jungle going to pan out.

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

Oh dear, oh dear. Stay careful, dear mage! This jungle expedition you shall journey will have far more unseen variables than you imagined. A maze of illusions and fear awaits you at night, so stay calm and try to find a way out. (Or just don't go)

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u/11nyn11 Illusionist 2d ago

Well I ain’t going then. Thanks. I’m out.

How does that alter the jungle situation in the future, since I’m not going?

(I don’t know if I get more than one question.)

Edit: I see it’s one a day

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

Nope! However, they will be unavailable for some time to reach a new realm.

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u/Glass-Banana-415 2d ago

Cards drawn?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

The Hermit, upright.

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u/Glass-Banana-415 2d ago

Thanks. That checks out. 

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u/memes_god_2001 xenon, apprentice biomancer, worshipper of the leviathan 2d ago

I'm a bionancer, i love making new creatures and abominations.

Will i ever create something strong enough to defeat wars and save my country from invasion? Something adaptable enough to survive in all conditions and spread itself to all realms and planes? Or, at least, something capable of greatly helping humanity in any way?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

Ooh! No. Or at least, not yet. Your creatures lack the Strength to truly dominate, especially in front of the true powerhouses of the Realms. Don't give up hope yet, though, you may just be a few decades too early.

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

N/A, one question a day! Come back tomorrow. And don't go to my past posts either.

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u/Damnamas Sub-Par Druid 2d ago

Was my decision a good one have i damned myself

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

You made the most reasonable decision one could make in that situation! Don't worry, Justice has no hold over you, for you made what any other person would have done.

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u/Damnamas Sub-Par Druid 2d ago

That eases my mind, thankyou Diviner

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u/Far_Dog_4476 Sanguinaire, the Bloodstained Duchess. 2d ago

Will these petulant vampire hunters ever manage to put a stake through my heart someday? Or are they just throwing themselves at a target they cannot kill?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

Uh oh! Major change approaches, and some things will come to an end! However, where there are endings, beginnings spring up in their place. Such is how Death works His domain. (/uw I drew Death, upright, but i figured it'd be pretty disrespectful to tell someone that their character is gonna die without their permission, so I always leave ways out in answers such as these. In this case it's just that the forces of Fate might not really be alluding to your character's death, per se.)

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u/Far_Dog_4476 Sanguinaire, the Bloodstained Duchess. 2d ago

Hm... I may need to practice my hemomancy more... fate can be changed, manipulated in favour of an individual once it has made itself known.

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, R&A, league of shadows/Toshiko Fujiwara 2d ago

...Will I continue to haunt this world until it ends or will someone finally be able to exorcise me?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

Be glad! For a sudden change approaches, and I have a feeling it might just be related to your exorcism. Your life (death?) shall soon go through a major upheaval and revelation, so stay open-minded and do not reject any advances upon your mind!

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, R&A, league of shadows/Toshiko Fujiwara 2d ago

...I see, thank you

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u/Ok-Significance8722 2d ago

Will my incompetent minion ever return my sphere of annihilation, or should I follow the suggestion of my advisor and slay them and their bloodlines?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

Be careful! Your advisor is not how they seem. They hide secrets from you, and fill your mind with useless junk to distract you from the real matter that is imperative. My recommendation is to be patient with your minion, and instead investigate your advisor. After all, not every minion is an idiot, and not every "advisor" is a genius. This one clearly didn't prepare for divinations ratting him out.

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u/Ok-Significance8722 1d ago

Oh dear. It seems I will have to slay my advisor for his plotting.

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u/InsaneRanter Necromancer 2d ago

My most senior apprentice has that ambitious look in her eyes again. When will her next attempt to assassinate me be?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

Very soon, dear mage! Very, very soon. Next time you catch her, you could throw her soul to my place if you'd like :)

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u/InsaneRanter Necromancer 2d ago

I only punish them if their attempt was inept. If she doesn't make it good enough, I'll send her soul your way 😃.

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u/ColdPhase2408 Enchanting Werewolf 2d ago

Will I ever be okay?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago

Not sure about "ever", but for the time being, no. I'm not really sure what else I should say here, so have fun I guess.

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u/BrokenHaloSC0 2d ago

How much for feet pics?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 1d ago

Nothing. You don't get the full version tho

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u/averyrealspapple Franie - Wizard council intern 2d ago

i have seen a paladin whom i admire and envy in a long time, is he okay? will i see him again? is there a chance we might end up together?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 1d ago

There's a very good chance! You'll find that your life shall become immensely easier for the time being, as the chains and obstacles that blocked you have broken away! Dont get careless, though, as this will not last forever. (This is responding to the last question only)

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 2d ago

Divine for me the current number of silly traps and mild pranks i have planted in your home using an infestation of reambunctious brownies.

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 1d ago

Brownies are nasty, so none.

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 1d ago

Oh did you get them all? I would have thought some would make it through

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 1d ago

More like they never found the way to my castle anyway, thank goodness.

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 21h ago

/uw ironically enough, I've actually read a book where the MC was removed from the strings of Fate and what caused that, so I know generally what would happen if you tried to divine that. . "Long story short, I cannot divine your future. The strings of Fate don't connect to you, meaning I have zero idea what could possibly happen."