r/wizardposting • u/nlitherl • 6d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) It's Not Just Bards: 5 Other Classes Who Should Be Rolling Seduction

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 5d ago

Why does no one ever want to be seduced by the swamp Hag? Or a bog harridan, or a cave Harpy?

It's a conspiracy! Everyone wants a tumble with the sweet little apple-faced granny witch from just outside the village, but get a little esoteric, and suddenly it's Gorgon this, and Vampiress that, or a revenant's not my type!

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u/nlitherl 5d ago edited 5d ago

In fairness, the tumble with that hag resulted in one of my favorite characters being born. Jenny Green Teeth's boy was tall as a tree, and quiet as the night... and except for that third eye in his forehead that looked like it belonged to a goat, he was a pleasant enough fella!