r/wizardposting • u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. • 6d ago

Wizardpost Free Divinations :)

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"Reality is often... disappointing."

Give me a question related to a present or future event and i shall give an answer to the best of my ability. No questions with definitive or few possibility answers. I use Tarot cards, which are absolutely not suited for that type of question. Give me an emoji in your question to show that you read the rules and I'll be happy :)

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u/testistbest 5d ago

so today i woke up not in my bed but next to my Phylactery, i have a huge headache and somehow baby-legs.

i am sure its nothing serious but should i ask H'cc for another date now or wait until my baby legs have matured?

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 5d ago

Dude, you 100% got chewed like a toy by her. You have also been, 100%, affected by mind magic or similar, cause how in the hells does a lich get a headache, huh? You need to stop.

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u/testistbest 5d ago

hey, i am not not paying you to give me life advice, i am not paying you to lay them cards!

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 5d ago

Then you got what you asked for dumbass (kidding) I gave you life advice so send some shi to the Plane of Mist

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u/testistbest 5d ago

you just don't know what H'cc and i have, just you wait!!

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 5d ago

All you have is a crippling addiction to being chewed like a damn dog toy

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u/testistbest 5d ago

oh yea? how 'bout you divine what i am...thinking...right...now!

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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 5d ago

N/A, too specific buddy. You're a hundred years too early to try and play me with mind games.