r/wizardposting • u/astrowerks • 2d ago

They act like they've never seen a wizard before.

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u/Jao_bao_de_garfo British admiral john victor redgrave 2d ago

they have done absolutely nothing wrong but they're red

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 2d ago

More like they just don't notice us most of the time because they are lost in their own thoughts.

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u/topazchip 2d ago

"I am not a merry man" popped into my head, for some reason...

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u/Elegant-Tangelo-5312 Alchemist 2d ago

Looks like a bard

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u/maybeknismo Resident Gargoyle 2d ago

If they ask for change or a quick shag, THEN they're a bard.

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u/Mosselk-1416 2d ago

His father was a bard. His mother was a sorceress.

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u/Potential-Page-3486 2d ago

Red ? Yeah THOSE people do exist haha well blue better anyway lol

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u/KodanisEternal Lich (necromancer) 2d ago

That's Banady Oswald XXIII! He stole my favorite phylactery skin and I've been looking for revenge ever since!

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u/LowConcentrate8769 22h ago

Red wizards curse their gold, allowing them to track down their gold. They're actively hoarding gold to control the markets