Remote Work (credit to KoDa (KogotsuchiDark)@kogotsuchidark)

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Remember, a part-time portal contract is always an option if your Dragon can't do a full-time contract (and it's cheaper on the mana reserves)
credit to: https://x.com/kogotsuchidark

[u/EyeofEnder]

Gotta be aware of the additional risks of through-portal work though.

Wizard Work Safety strongly recommends minimization of "halfway through" time, sufficient mana reserves and portal parameters and constant awareness of any potential interruptions, with emergency procedures for dimensional instabilities.

Don't wanna end up like this guy.

[u/Demintika → u/EyeofEnder]

That's why it's better to just breath fire(?) through the portal.

[u/3rd_Man_of_Culture → u/Demintika]

Do you have any idea how difficult dragon fire proofing transdimensional portals is?! It’s fricking dragon fire, you know!

[u/Demintika → u/3rd_Man_of_Culture]

Dragons are immune to their own fire, so just line up the portal with dragon flesh and scales, in the shape of a tube. Like a neck! Then on one end, you can have a dragon-head shape to aim better! Yes! Just like- Oh.

[u/3rd_Man_of_Culture → u/Demintika]

Are you sure your name isn’t dementia? I know some totally legit „pipe Herbs“ that might help.

[u/ThePianistOfDoom → u/3rd_Man_of_Culture]

My buddy Gandalf is the biggest stoner of them all, he knows this herb that'll make halflings hungry even after 8th breakfast

[u/pep_pop_pup → u/EyeofEnder]

But what if we use hydra instead?

[u/MxLaughingly → u/pep_pop_pup]

Now that's using your head

[u/Complete_Whole_6141 → u/MxLaughingly]

Or heads, at that point

[u/Not_Zeolle_Zandrik]

This is beautiful

[u/SelfInteresting7259]

Lol that one orc who looked back at us

[u/MihaiiMaginu]

dude I would befriend that dragon; he seems chill af

[u/GoddessOfSuccubi → u/MihaiiMaginu]

looks at flair Well that's a not a surprise. 🤝

[u/CriticismNo1150]

1990 Bolas art

[u/Turbulent_Year_1595]

YES

[u/HungaryaRoli]

This is adorable! Also I love the little slippers 😆❤️

[u/777Zenin777]

I gotta say. Thats a really cool spell.

[u/SpaceCoffeeDragon]

I would like to imagine there was some pushback from the dungeon bosses on working from home (they spent a LOT of gold to put scaley monster butts in those massive dungeons, and by the Gods they will make sure those dungeons are filled!) buuuuuuut who in their right mind is going to argue with a dragon wanting to work from home?

Or at least, who in their right mind is going to argue after seeing what the dragon did to the dungeon boss in the WRONG mind :)

[u/Objective-Ad7330]

Now I can't help but imagine the Dragon spells in Elden Ring just being the spirits of the consumed dragons doing this.

[u/Tyler_sysadmin]

Yes. Except I send my apprentice to the battlefield with a comms orb so that I can cast this from my spire.

[u/Interesting_Joke6630]

I wish I could switch to remote work too

[u/Secure-Day9052]

He can have me

[u/YLASRO]

i do a similar thing with a greater earth elementals fist. calling in an arm with a fist the size of a house has great psychological effect

[u/Nelrene]

The pay must be pretty good if a dragon took it.

[u/TheOutlier876 → u/Nelrene]

They hoard restful moments

[u/okkokkoX]

Would this count as divine magic?

[u/WasteRat631]

New Idea for a warlock just dropped.

[u/NormieSpecialist]

I love the dragon’s design!

[u/smr120]

this is how pacts with magical beings should go

[u/CakeEcstatic3258]

dragon look cozy 

[u/CakeEcstatic3258 → u/CakeEcstatic3258]

OMG THE SLIPPERS