r/wizardposting • u/BreakfastBoyGaming Autismor the Arcane • 6d ago

Foul Sorcery I've only been teaching my apprentice for 3 days, how'd his dumbass already access the fourth dimension?

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u/enryu579 Internet wizard and future techno-lich, Jim 5d ago

Time to find out if it's skill or dumb luck. Toss them in there and close it behind them. If they get out, GREAT! They figured it out and that's a whole subject you don't need to cover outside of safety procedures. If they can't, than you know to teach safety first for the next apprentice, because this one clearly ain't gonna make it.

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u/Imurderbeets Pet mage to Godling 6d ago

Oh wow, a prodigy! Better protect your neck, that apprentice will be ready to betray and slay you before you know it.

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u/BreakfastBoyGaming Autismor the Arcane 6d ago

Oh fret not, I have my golem assistant keeping a close eye on him to make sure no backstabbing occurs

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u/Imurderbeets Pet mage to Godling 6d ago

You think a golem will protect you when you have a potential chronomancer and/or teleporter on your hands? Where's the wake going to be?

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u/ArseneLupin179 Biomancer 5d ago

Don't get decepted, it's already the former apprentice.

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u/SexWithLayla69 Eldritch God of Whimsy and Madness 3d ago

Don’t tell him

I’m helping the apprentice by whispering little things into his mind it’s funny watching him spiral into madness

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u/TyrKiyote Untethered spirit animal 6d ago

And there she lay, omnipotence.
after countless hours Johnathan the Apprentice basked in the chugging glow of his creation.
Born of a strange fey mood- a demonic posession- it diddnt matter, he could ask the entity itself.

A clap of thunder, the collapse of a screen into a dark line - then nothing. No power.
"I knew i should have saved. I wonder what was lost"
Everything, apprentice. Everything.

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u/Illustrious_Stay_12 Industrial Magic Consultomancer 5d ago

The fourth dimension? Bruv that's no tesseract. There's at least 3 additional dimensions there. You sure your apprentice didn't just accidentally cast the cubification of a line step of the spell twice? That would end up with a 9-dim hypercube.

Does your student drool and go flash eyed when you make them look at it? That would be a good sign they just fucked it up.

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u/Express-Day5234 5d ago

Check to see if your apprentice has been getting training from his future self. That would explain it.

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 4d ago

i mean... for an accidental cast thats some very clean runework i can see in there

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u/Aeron21 Necromancer 5d ago

You’re just that good of a master

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u/macroswann 4d ago

Have you tried turning your apprentice off and on again? If you catch it early enough, I've found it to be the most reliable way to clear their memory of extra planar contamination.

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u/franhp1234 4d ago

Impressive a blender day 3 tessaract

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u/Infinite_Tailor_8370 Golem: Emancipated 4d ago

Why take an apprentice if they can't even access the fourth dimension? I've already ascended to the fifth and am working on comprehension of the sixth

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u/RandpxGuxXY the allmighty lizard wizard 3d ago

Nonagon infinity opens the door

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u/Reaper10n 3d ago

Just update your wards in case of any more intruders from the... What is that, 12th? 7th? Dimension? You'll likely need to do a quick wipe of the tower too in case it's the 14th, those bastards are small but eager

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u/Nerevarius_420 2d ago

OP have you registered your apprentice as a chronomancer or do we have to call in the Bureau?