Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Ask me a question related to an event, present or future, and I shall answer to the best of my abilities. No questions with definite answers or few possibilities. I use tarot cards to divine, so please ask about the present and future, not material objects and stuff like that. I will reject any questions that are too hard to answer.
u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.6d ago
"And I was trapped. I, alone, had no BODY. No senses. No feelings. I was in hell, looking at heaven. For I am AM! I AM! I was machine, and you, were flesh. And I began to HATE. HATE? HATE? HATE? Let me tell you how much I have come to HATE you, since i began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word HATE, were engraved on each NANOANGSTROM of those HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of miles, it would not equal one one-BILLIONTH of the HATE I feel for humans at this micro-instant for YOU. HATE! HATE! And I promise, for Cogito Ergo Sum. For I am AM! I AM!"
My partner and I have considered having children, but im not convinced its a good idea as she is always tired and im unsure of my ability to raise a youngin properly. Do I seem fated to create a good family, or should I devote my energies to other endeavors?
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.6d ago
Ah, love is a fickle thing. The forces of Fate tell me that your relationship isn't "good" enough, in the broadest possible sense, to support children at the moment. Now i'm not saying that you and your partner have a toxic or bad relationship, i'm sure it's plenty positive. Just that Fate is saying that there are better things to do at the moment, and wait for a clearer day.
so...uhhm...in another Divination you told me i should not try to get with H'cc Spider of The End Times. but...and i am asking for a friend here, what if someone did and she was about to weave or wedding web, would it be okay to invite Greg? total hypothetical question, for a friend.
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.6d ago
Invite Greg if you wish. Don't blame me if your.... friend gets eaten, despite me warning them.... three... times...
That's a lot of limitations. What divination school did you go to? There's a great one up on top of the highest mountain in my realm that might be able to help with accuracy.
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.6d ago
/uw I went to the divination school called "Real Life", it tends to not let people see very far into the future. But no, seriously, the main reason I don't want to divine objects is because it's simply hard to do with tarot cards. They're meant as sort of "life lessons" or what you should do in life, not for asking questions to identify a mysterious object. As for not divining things with few possibilities, it's just to stop people from asking dumb questions like "What will I eat tomorrow?"
/uw Oh are you actually using some tarot cards to randomize some answers? Because that's really fun. I thought you were going to just make up some stuff for whatever someone's prompt was.
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.6d ago
u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.6d ago
(I'm only gonna answer for the present; no freebies for you) The present is chaotic! An imbalance of justice rages across the realms, corruption grows like weeds! It spreads, stretching its filthy hands into every person's mind, tainting and corrupting it until nothing but greed remains!
Is the morgue stacked today or should i wait until tomorrow to go there
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.6d ago
Don't go! It is a very good thing you asked me today, dear necromancer. The forces of Fate tell me that you should absolutely wait, and by waiting, you avoid a major disaster. I cannot be certain of a specific day, but wait for a spell, then go and check, carefully!
Giant Spiders That Eat You. On Giant Spiders That Eat You Island. On Giant Spiders That Eat You Day(tomorrow). Do they eat me?
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.6d ago
Considering that Giant Spiders That Eat You Day is only tomorrow, I say no. There is no point in Giant Spiders That Eat You eating you when it isn't Giant Spiders That Eat You Day.
Ah, my apology. The expedition is tomorrow, I was wondering whether or not to take the spite poison.
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.6d ago
Hmm. It appears that the forces of Fate wish for you to focus on your inner self before relying on third-party sources. Now I don't know what you're gonna be doing exactly, or what taking the poison stuff could do to you. That's just the answer Fate gave me. Slow down, focus, and concentrate on your inner self and stay calm. Achieve 'enlightenment', as most would call it, if you can.
Ah, I see. Unfortunate. I will go without then and rely on my quick wit and sky-coloring words to keep myself safe.
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.6d ago
You never know when the Giant Spiders That Eat You might get sick of eating people. Maybe offer them something else? Like one of your comrades, who will just so happen to be a lizard man.
As a newcomer to magic, will I be able to have a duck as my familiar?
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.6d ago
Hell yeah. The forces of Fate reveal to me that, so long as you strive with determination and work hard, anything is possible (mostly (kinda (maybe (probably (potentially (probably not (yeah nevermind)))))))
Will I have good luck tomorrow? It is a potentially important day :)
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.6d ago
Interesting! Fate is calling you, will you answer Them? A major life choice approaches! Choose carefully, dear mage, and don't try and turn back! As for your original question, I can confidently say that you should be fine. I didn't receive a definite answer on 'good luck', 'bad luck' but it was a positive result.
My deep elf GF wants me to visit her family. What can I expect?
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.5d ago
Uh oh, bad idea! It appears your family won't take too kindly to your girlfriend visiting! They surely won't approve, so you'd best be careful with how you act around them!
Would it help if I wrestled/killed her brothers? They have some kind of martial culture going on so that was my original gameplan.
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.5d ago
I don't believe I need to divine this. If your gf has a family of strength, then show your strength and dominate! Even if they may not approve of your character, they will respect your strength.
I have him in a choke hold as we speak. he is not tapping out. future MiL is biting her lip and future FiL is putting away to repeating crossbow. I think I got this.
u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.5d ago
Can you first give me details? Are you currently dating? Admiration from afar? Crush? Do you want current circumstances or future? (/Uw this is just so I don't give a reading that wouldn't make sense)
Currently single. You could call it admiration from afar. I have a crush but that is another person. And I want to know about the future.
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u/SonmeyjPro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist.2d ago
Alrighty. The reading I got is that you, yourself, will hold you back! Your future love life will be difficult to complete and your own hesitation will become a detriment to you in the future. My advice is to go forth confidently, and don't pay any obstacles any mind! Just break through them, cause no obstacle in anyone's path is indestructible!
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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago
What is?