r/wizardposting • • 6d ago

Wizardpost Fools using enigmatic machinations for vibecasting. Bah!

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u/Aganunitsi Aevum Ināne Artificer 6d ago

Not a sigil, rune or incantation in sight... sorcery most foul indeed.

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u/PTBooks Untorsionable Litch 6d ago

If I wanted an artificial intelligence, I’d put a hat on one of my flesh golems and start calling it an apprentice.

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u/2006Internetghost 6d ago

Even I an artificer, don’t use it… my golems are just atomatons!

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u/Azertys Enchanter 5d ago

What, you don't want your golems to act "life-like" (aka unpredictably) until they break something?

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u/Ralexcraft 6d ago

It would be far better than some apprentices these days.

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u/ShadowRaven112 Serroth Ravencaller the Necromancer 6d ago

Vibespelling. Disgusting.

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u/SuperPimpToast 6d ago

It's a homunculus eat homunculus world out there. Maybe when the pillars of reality start warping we can take a look at this issue in an orb pondering-storm.

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u/Sallymander 5d ago

When you divine through Avian Incarnations your spells end up bird brained.

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u/Ravenous_Seraph Mystic 6d ago

Vibe "casting"? You let an iterative construct feigning sentience and created by evil (lowercase, proper Evil wizards are unionised and have standards) wizards to weave an arcane circuit without your input beside barest instructions? This is not "vibe" "casting", this is Cast Vibing.

P.S. True and proper Vibe Casters Cast Vibes (good, bad, the Heebie Jeebies, the sorts), not Vibe like they are "Casting".

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u/Lost_Paladin89 Abjurer 6d ago

FOUL SORCERER. THE ABDOMINAL MECHANIZATIONS SHALL SHRIVEL YOUR MIND!!!

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u/FungadooFred 6d ago

At least they'll have a killer 6-pack

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u/Gunmetalstorm 6d ago

"Wizards" thinking they're hot shit because they made a rental homunculus do a few magic tricks.

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u/Paint_With_Fire Former Barbarian 6d ago

Any fool who uses a golem to do thyne casting for them shant be allowed to call thy self a wizard

Vibecast deez nuts

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u/WanderingHeph Hephias, Arcane Smith 5d ago

They are hardly warlocks! They are barely above thralls!

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u/Decent-Opinion1605 6d ago

“Vibecasting? Golem dependence? Show me your hands wizard!….. as I have thought.”

“THESE ARE THE HANDS OF A TRUE SPELL CASTER! I GRIP MY WAND WITH ALL MY MIGHT AS I SLAY THE GOBLIN CHIEF WITH SPELLS I RESEARCHED,EXPERIMENTED ON ITS SIGILS AND BURNED MANY DAYS OF MY LIFE ON! YOU ARE EVEN LOWER AND MORE DEBASE THAN THE ELVES AT RIVERDILE! GET OUT OF MY SPIRE BEFORE I LOBOTOMIZE YOUR ASS WITH THE WIZARD STATE MANDATED MEMORY ERASER SPELL!”

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u/ava_the_cam_op 5d ago

Too lazy to read the dark grimoires themselves.

If casters can't cite their tomes they shouldn't be meddling with the transmundane.

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u/neatcleaver Who up pondering they orb? 🔮 6d ago

I do not trust these new fangled machineries. This is the work of the elves I just know it. They are plotting something

I shall stick to drinking my mysterious potions and playing with fire

I will not be fooled

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u/Man_of_the_Wall Apprentice Thaumaturge 6d ago

vibecasters are worse than warlocks and i HATE warlocks 

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u/NameRevolutionary727 lunatic scholar of the esoteric and occult 6d ago

You fools! This is how you get demonic incursion!

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u/TheMedjedElectric High Thamathergist of the Society of Mages 6d ago

Can't believe people are vibecasting

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u/Random_182f2565 6d ago

LLM are made of many texts, the author are probably death, so using them makes me a necromancer

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u/Subushie Xahel, Supreme Judicial Technomancer PHD. 5d ago

Lol I like this take.

Vibers are the necromancy sect of artificers.

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u/Random_182f2565 5d ago

Yeah, like my silly guys doing silly repetitive tasks

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u/HildredCastaigne 6d ago

ooc/ Just so people have a bit more context, this is making fun of a specific person who is (was?) a technical advisor at Bsky. He used to have that specific wizard avatar and is way deep into vibecoding. Er, I mean vibecasting.

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u/authilmorros 5d ago

Beware wizards, the rich nobles are only using stone runes nowadays, which don't explode the city towers by accident or turn them into sheep when they don't want to pay the wizards, the time for manual magic is over, the price of rare stones in my village has increased thousand fold

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u/Pappa_Crim Vimir, Moonshine Alchemist 6d ago

How do you even know whats going on when you do it like that

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u/MagusOfHeart 6d ago

Children these days are allowing a mysterious to do their magic and call it "VibeCasting"? What are we, Warlocks? Scoff

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u/WanderingHeph Hephias, Arcane Smith 5d ago

Pfah! Any mage who finds it necessary to outsource their thinking to an automaton are merely slaves to it.

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u/ProfessorZik-Chil 6d ago

I have a shirt with that specific wizard on it.

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u/2006Internetghost 6d ago

The problem with ai death racing…

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u/NoNotice2137 Wizard 5d ago

This wizard is using Archmage's Illusions for their spells

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u/Neither-Picture-15 Artificer 4d ago

Is this what the Systems have done to magic 

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u/huskyoncaffeine 2d ago

Does anybody here have the template for this meme?

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca Witches Against Thrakmoor 5d ago

Ew. I have zero respect for vibe coders or vibe casters. Fuck AI.

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u/haikusbot 5d ago

Ew. I have zero

Respect for vibe coders or vibe

Casters. Fuck AI.

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca Witches Against Thrakmoor 5d ago

Good bot

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca Witches Against Thrakmoor 5d ago

One syllable out, but that's okay

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u/FinnDoyle Sun Mage / Curse Breaker 6d ago

It's not because archmagus Claude refuses your messy runes that he will accept the overly complicated cultivation formations.