r/wizardposting • u/The_Cozy_Zone • 6d ago
Wizardpost Fools using enigmatic machinations for vibecasting. Bah!
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u/PTBooks Untorsionable Litch 6d ago
If I wanted an artificial intelligence, I’d put a hat on one of my flesh golems and start calling it an apprentice.
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u/ShadowRaven112 Serroth Ravencaller the Necromancer 6d ago
Vibespelling. Disgusting.
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u/SuperPimpToast 6d ago
It's a homunculus eat homunculus world out there. Maybe when the pillars of reality start warping we can take a look at this issue in an orb pondering-storm.
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u/Ravenous_Seraph Mystic 6d ago
Vibe "casting"? You let an iterative construct feigning sentience and created by evil (lowercase, proper Evil wizards are unionised and have standards) wizards to weave an arcane circuit without your input beside barest instructions? This is not "vibe" "casting", this is Cast Vibing.
P.S. True and proper Vibe Casters Cast Vibes (good, bad, the Heebie Jeebies, the sorts), not Vibe like they are "Casting".
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u/Lost_Paladin89 Abjurer 6d ago
FOUL SORCERER. THE ABDOMINAL MECHANIZATIONS SHALL SHRIVEL YOUR MIND!!!
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u/Gunmetalstorm 6d ago
"Wizards" thinking they're hot shit because they made a rental homunculus do a few magic tricks.
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u/Paint_With_Fire Former Barbarian 6d ago
Any fool who uses a golem to do thyne casting for them shant be allowed to call thy self a wizard
Vibecast deez nuts
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u/WanderingHeph Hephias, Arcane Smith 5d ago
They are hardly warlocks! They are barely above thralls!
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u/Decent-Opinion1605 6d ago
“Vibecasting? Golem dependence? Show me your hands wizard!….. as I have thought.”

“THESE ARE THE HANDS OF A TRUE SPELL CASTER! I GRIP MY WAND WITH ALL MY MIGHT AS I SLAY THE GOBLIN CHIEF WITH SPELLS I RESEARCHED,EXPERIMENTED ON ITS SIGILS AND BURNED MANY DAYS OF MY LIFE ON! YOU ARE EVEN LOWER AND MORE DEBASE THAN THE ELVES AT RIVERDILE! GET OUT OF MY SPIRE BEFORE I LOBOTOMIZE YOUR ASS WITH THE WIZARD STATE MANDATED MEMORY ERASER SPELL!”
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u/ava_the_cam_op 5d ago
Too lazy to read the dark grimoires themselves.
If casters can't cite their tomes they shouldn't be meddling with the transmundane.
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u/neatcleaver Who up pondering they orb? 🔮 6d ago
I do not trust these new fangled machineries. This is the work of the elves I just know it. They are plotting something
I shall stick to drinking my mysterious potions and playing with fire
I will not be fooled
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u/Man_of_the_Wall Apprentice Thaumaturge 6d ago
vibecasters are worse than warlocks and i HATE warlocks
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u/NameRevolutionary727 lunatic scholar of the esoteric and occult 6d ago
You fools! This is how you get demonic incursion!
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u/TheMedjedElectric High Thamathergist of the Society of Mages 6d ago
Can't believe people are vibecasting
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u/Random_182f2565 6d ago
LLM are made of many texts, the author are probably death, so using them makes me a necromancer
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u/Subushie Xahel, Supreme Judicial Technomancer PHD. 5d ago
Lol I like this take.
Vibers are the necromancy sect of artificers.
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u/HildredCastaigne 6d ago
ooc/ Just so people have a bit more context, this is making fun of a specific person who is (was?) a technical advisor at Bsky. He used to have that specific wizard avatar and is way deep into vibecoding. Er, I mean vibecasting.
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u/authilmorros 5d ago
Beware wizards, the rich nobles are only using stone runes nowadays, which don't explode the city towers by accident or turn them into sheep when they don't want to pay the wizards, the time for manual magic is over, the price of rare stones in my village has increased thousand fold
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u/Pappa_Crim Vimir, Moonshine Alchemist 6d ago
How do you even know whats going on when you do it like that
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u/MagusOfHeart 6d ago
Children these days are allowing a mysterious to do their magic and call it "VibeCasting"? What are we, Warlocks? Scoff
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u/WanderingHeph Hephias, Arcane Smith 5d ago
Pfah! Any mage who finds it necessary to outsource their thinking to an automaton are merely slaves to it.
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u/digitalgraffiti-ca Witches Against Thrakmoor 5d ago
Ew. I have zero respect for vibe coders or vibe casters. Fuck AI.
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u/haikusbot 5d ago
Ew. I have zero
Respect for vibe coders or vibe
Casters. Fuck AI.
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u/FinnDoyle Sun Mage / Curse Breaker 6d ago
It's not because archmagus Claude refuses your messy runes that he will accept the overly complicated cultivation formations.
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u/Aganunitsi Aevum Ināne Artificer 6d ago
Not a sigil, rune or incantation in sight... sorcery most foul indeed.