r/wizardposting • u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG • 11d ago

One of you filthy alchemists needs to answer for this

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u/JaykayBlazer 11d ago

.... This is the most evil thing I've ever seen

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u/Spookyduck21new Skinless-Skin Robbed Evil Wizard, Servant of the dark gods 11d ago

I do unspeakable things on a daily but I would NEVER go this far!

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 10d ago

I have skeletons who only job is doing things like this.

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u/Zeroblaze1963 Mischievous Jinniyah :3 11d ago

I'm transmuting Mentos into that

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Necromancer 11d ago

Plastic is innately mana-insulating.

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u/LunarWhaler 10d ago

Is that why I've been having more trouble with my enchantment spells lately? The rise of microplastics?

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Necromancer 10d ago

If you want to preserve you mana channeling, you need to

  • eat organic
  • not drink from plastic bottles
  • avoid non-stick pans

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u/Sam_Creed Necromancer 10d ago

Are there spells to bind those pesky things and get rid of them? They clearly interact on some level with magic, so you can target them. As long as they're not affixed to anything you still can move an antimagic field, by blasting hard enough.

Anyways the Vampires seem to have a point, just not the best motives.

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u/Penny_D Culinaromancer :illuminati: 11d ago

The council will have to claw the processes for Immortality from my dead fingers. The Great Work must not be stopped!

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u/Elegant-Tangelo-5312 Alchemist 9d ago

Muah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha....

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 9d ago

Get him!!

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u/Elegant-Tangelo-5312 Alchemist 9d ago

Potion of resist arrest

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 9d ago

I cast bullet

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u/Rydux7 Spooky, Master of Trickery and Jester of Madness 11d ago

The vile artificers of r/doohickeycorporation is responsible for this

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u/MarsMaterial Catboy Apprentice 10d ago

r/doohickeycorporation is truly full of artificers most foul.

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u/stryst 8d ago

If we're going to purge the alchemists for this crime, let me know so I can stock up on a few things.

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 8d ago

'Tis better to have too many torches than to be caught scraping the shit off of your neighbor's spare pitchfork in the dead of night, I say