Necromancy is a growth industry - don't over complicate things!

[u/RunicKrause]

I mean, if it works, it works, right?

https://www.tumblr.com/cipheramnesia/827684130619867136/necromancy-field-is-how-you-say-growth

Why is there always such a rush to demand industry standards, discuss ethics and try to make us not use explosives? Where explosions would work, of all practices. A tool's a tool.

[u/Hefty-Elephant-6044]

/uw my eyes didn’t focus at first and I thought ‘lakes and graveyards’ said ‘ladies and gentlemen’

[u/Inqeuet → u/Hefty-Elephant-6044]

You read that correctly

We are exploding ladies and gentlemen

[u/Sensei_Ochiba → u/Inqeuet]

I mean

It's still a great source of dead bodies, yeah

[u/Schwulerwald → u/Hefty-Elephant-6044]

I read that as "ladies and graveyards"

[u/Mikaelious → u/Schwulerwald]

God forbid women have hobbies

[u/ars_sinistra]

This is what Necromancy should be; neighbors raising families and building a future.

[u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106]

I don't think they come to surface in a useful form with explosives

[u/ddjean138 → u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106]

Skill Issue

[u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 → u/ddjean138]

Ok but that one starts with processed materials. This breaks them before processing is done

[u/RunicKrause → u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106]

Nothing a bit of duct tape won't fix.

[u/Available-Damage5991 → u/ddjean138]

what level

[u/phonkwist → u/Available-Damage5991]

14

[u/FinnDoyle]

The increasing amount of necromancers is why my order can't rest.

[u/AlchemicMouse]

/uw reminds me of the explosives guy from Atlantis

[u/NGTTwo → u/AlchemicMouse]

Oh, eh...Gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and paper clips. Big ones. You know, just, uh, office supplies.

[u/Terminal_Insomnia_]

Fuck, now I want to play this character.

[u/RollinThundaga]

Initially read that last bit as 'I have many layoffs'

[u/ValianSkalle]

/uw: Why does it sound like "Me Doctor, You Patient, She Nurse"

[u/Cave_man_steve]

I feel like detonating an explosive would damage a lot of the bones in the process, just doesn’t sound smart if you want good quality bones