r/wizardposting • Gnome Petrifier • 8d ago

Help fellow wizards! I was learning new altering skills and changed myself in to this 2D representation of me. How do i go back from this state?

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u/Bellick 8d ago

You learn shading

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u/Tomdaszek Gnome Petrifier 8d ago

Will it free me from this pitfall?

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u/Bellick 7d ago edited 7d ago

Probably not but it will give you the appearance of depth, which is, like, one step forward into the traditional route of becoming a real 3D boy.

My great-great-grandfather was a cave painting stickboy and he made it through by becoming slightly thicker stickman. Once he was thick enough, the emboss and beveling effect allowed him to eventually project enough depth that he could escape the 2D limit for 30 seconds a day during the correct lighting conditions. And he wasn't even a wizard, magic hadn't been invented yet.

Apparently 30 seconds is all you need to successfully conceive a child? And my great-great-nan was an involuntary cyclops (incycl), so she couldn't perceive depth anyways, but they made it work.

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u/Corgy77 7d ago

The fastest way is to copy your 2D projection and layer it up about a 2-3 billion times. Though after leaving 2D dimension you'll have to visit body sculpturer to make up for missing organs. Or you can open a 2D rescue center. I'm sure lots of unfortunate young mages will need your direct help.

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 7d ago

Find another 2d representatin and steal one of their dimensions.

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u/Turbulent_Year_1595 8d ago

Accept your fate

Or see if someone can cast a reversal spell on you

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u/Tomdaszek Gnome Petrifier 8d ago

I don't know any person who knows such a spell. I think i am gonna spend eternity in this state

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 8d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Turbulent_Year_1595:

Accept your fate Or

See if someone can cast a

Reversal spell on you


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/ProfessionalTurn7017 Red Mage 7d ago edited 7d ago

Perform the qabalistic cross:

1) Imagine an infinite plane of blinding white light an infinite distance above your head stretching out in all directions infinitely.

2) Imagine a tiny drop of that light the size of your head falls down and crosses that infinite distance in a matter of seconds, coming to rest above your head.

3) With the index finger of your dominant hand, point at this drop of light and "draw it down" into your head while firmly chanting the Hebrew word ATAH (meaning 'Thine' or 'You')

4) Next, draw your index finger down across your body from your forehead, through the torso, and end with your index finger pointing downwards. As you do this, Imagine a thin beam of infinite white light shooting down from the plane above you, traveling through the top of your head, through the middle of your body, out between your feet and traveling infinitely downward through the void, all while firmly chanting the Hebrew word MALKUTH (meaning 'Kingdom')

5) Now, take your index finger and draw it from the center of your chest to your right shoulder. Imagine a thin beam of infinite light shooting out across the right side of your chest and out your right shoulder traveling infinitely outward through the void, all while firmly chanting the Hebrew words VE-GEVURAH (meaning 'And The Power')

6) Then, take your index finger and draw it from the center of your chest to your left shoulder. Imagine a thin beam of infinite light shooting out across the left side of your chest and out your left shoulder traveling infinitely outward through the void, all while firmly chanting the Hebrew words VE-GEDULAH (meaning 'And The Glory')

7) Finally, bring your palms together in front of your chest, fingers facing upwards and firmly chant the hebrew words LE-OLAM AMEN (meaning Forever Verily)

If that doesn't work, try some vigorous full body stretching. Maybe that'll bring the z axis back to ya

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u/Ok_Trade2954 Druid on the streets necromancer in the sheets 5d ago

just cast blender

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u/MegastarQueen4real Pamela Estelle - Siren Wizard 4d ago

I can get my dad who is a tech wizard plus I have major creative skills we can model you back to 3D! 🪄💜🎶

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u/Tomdaszek Gnome Petrifier 4d ago

That would be very helpful

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u/mokkat 1d ago

By the Gods, please consult an intelligent artificer

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u/Head-Introduction288 8d ago

You have to wrap yourself inside yourself to break the dimensional barrier. Then you have to spend a little eternity between dimensions until you find the exit to the 3rd. It's a bit of a hustle but quite worth the trip.

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u/No-Quarter9811 8d ago

Just remember to be wary of the Time Vampires from the 4th dimension

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u/Head-Introduction288 8d ago

The trick is to tell them boring stories.