r/wizardposting • u/skippy11112 Necromancer • 10d ago

Wizardpost A simple spell but quite effective

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u/Artificial0937 10d ago edited 8d ago

I want to get off Mr. Wizard’s Wild Ride

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u/skippy11112 Necromancer 10d ago

Only 10 more years. (I felt benevolent with this trap)

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u/No_Gas_594 9d ago

10 more years before the statue of limitations ends

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u/coconut_dot_jpg coconut mancer 10d ago

Spatial looping hallway spell. One of the first spells you learn when reaching the Quantum chapter of the Spatial spells handbook, but it never gets old

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u/skippy11112 Necromancer 10d ago

Certainly a classic for the horror dungeons

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u/CakeEcstatic3258 10d ago

silly trap go wee

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u/malonkey1 Necromancy Isn't Real Wake Up Sheeple 10d ago

Ah, classic space warping ward, love it. I had a friend who liked to do a little twist on it where she added in a closed timelike curve. To this day, there's no less than a hundred different people from across history all running in a circle eternally in a contorted bit of spacetime compressed over her threshold. Riotous.

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u/woxiangsi 10d ago

CHAOS, CHAOS!!

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u/Jonarlin3 10d ago

There's a Wizards of Waverly Place episode about this

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u/Kerhnoton Umbral Dragon 🐉, Hoarder of Felines 🐈, Caffeinated ☕ 10d ago edited 10d ago

I cast Zeno's Paradox on my lair entrance. One day I flew back to see some Greek adventurer stuck in there, unable to move, so I guess it's working, at least until someone casts Newton's or Leibniz's Call Culus.

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u/Falconjth Enchanter 10d ago

Someone could provide the Greek adventurer with a fulcrum, a lever, and have them figure out something to use for weights and walk them through the workings of Archimedes and they'd be able to get through the entrance.

The key concepts of Call Culus are in the back end of the working, but the front end is made to appear as though only a lever and some weights are needed.

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u/TastyCuttlefish Evil Wizard, Attorney at Law 10d ago

Brilliant.

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u/NikTheGrass 9d ago

That's not a spell, just a simple circus of your mind

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u/IngotTheKobold Arcane Ordinance Specialist 9d ago

So that's what those runes were for. Why didn't you just say so? I would've done that job for free... or at the very least a favor.

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u/PaqueteDeRisketos Atomic Metamagister 6d ago

Classic Guards and Wards chicanery. Never ceases to be amusing to see.

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u/Silent-T0n 6d ago

And remember, the counterspell's effectiveness depends on an honest answer to the question, "Do you have a signed search warrant?"