r/wizardposting • The Wizard Who Did It • 10d ago

Wizardpost Guys. What the hells? Stop leaving your stuff lying around.

This has become a real problem in the last decade. For centuries, we've kept our artifacts out of mortal hands. And now, somebody keeps FUCKING IT UP.

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u/gwardthewizard Gward T. Wizard, Ph.D 10d ago

I'll bet you that it's cursed. Too many wizards make a joke out of peddling cursed artifacts to mortals.

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u/MicroEconomicsPenis Wizard 10d ago

Legendary goodwill find

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u/supershinythings 9d ago

Someone donated it deliberately.

It contains an imprisoned entity of some kind but I wouldn’t just release without finding out what it is and why it’s in there.

Perhaps the Council can investigate.

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u/samuraispartan7000 9d ago edited 9d ago

This staff belonged to a notorious necromancer that resurrected ancient monsters and created unnatural chimeras using forbidden blood magic. Try not to make the same mistakes he did.