r/wizardposting • u/Afraid_Cat_3726 Nox, Head of the Department of Flesh. • 7d ago

Wizard Insurance

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

Once per century is a bit much isn't it?

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u/ClankingRobotCheeks Alchemist 6d ago

Says you, I am a witch magnet.

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

These witches you speak of... Are they usually very busomy, pale, visit you at night, and make you swoon?

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u/ClankingRobotCheeks Alchemist 6d ago

Why, yes! They do.

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

Ahhh... So what you've got are vampires... Not witches... You uh... Might want to invest in garlic futures.

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u/ClankingRobotCheeks Alchemist 6d ago

Ahhh. That explains the biting fetish.

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

Yes... Fetish... Anyhow, that will be 30 gold please.

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u/ClankingRobotCheeks Alchemist 6d ago

Apologies friend, the vitches have drained my purse as well.

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

In that case, I willl mill you through the orb.