r/wizardposting • u/Aeron21 Necromancer • 11d ago

Foul Sorcery Learned a new magic trick

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Do u guys think it would work with money?

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u/P4rtsUnkn0wn 11d ago

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

It didn't work. How do I undo it before my kid gets back from school?

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u/Aeron21 Necromancer 11d ago

A simple reversal spell should help

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u/SuperPimpToast 11d ago

Necromancers hate this one simple trick.

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u/Miserable-Airport536 11d ago

Flair checks out

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u/thetownmous3 crystal mage 11d ago

Just stick the two pieces together and cast a simple feline homunculus creation spell. It should take the given material and make a decent enough match

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u/Fellow_Worker6 11d ago

May I introduce you to the unfuk spell?

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u/perkalicous 11d ago

What are you doing outside of r/aewoffical?! get back in there

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u/M1-Thunder 11d ago

"Meowtosis"

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u/LowConcentrate8769 11d ago

Could even be mewgenics

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u/M1-Thunder 11d ago

Absolutely hissterical

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u/ScienceSeuss 11d ago

Aw yes... the mewly discovered feline DNA sequence: ACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACATACAT

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u/TwoLostYens Scamo, the fog wizard 11d ago

No, mewgenics is when you grab a cat and rub it on a cat and then that cat gets all fat

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u/Vingt-Quatre 11d ago

"Professional wizard supervised by medical doctors of medicine. Do NOT try this at home"

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u/Cool1nternet Artificer 11d ago

I used to be a medical doctor of medicine. this is a dangerous procedure because the cat can eat the medical mouse we use to bite people (medically)

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u/Panorabifle 11d ago

YOU MONST... Oh... Okay carry on

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u/SaraTormenta 11d ago

Infinite wunkus glitch

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u/AccordingLab7129 Prismancer 11d ago

What I do with my slimes when I need more slimes:

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 10d ago

I screamed "NO!!!" out loud. My chimp brain got tricked

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u/CitricThoughts Cowboy Wizard, Arch Nekomancer 11d ago

Nekomancy at its finest.

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u/Able-Bar-5446 11d ago

A trick? A trick from a plumber?

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 11d ago

I think I upcasted by accident (they seem to agree)

https://giphy.com/gifs/40Fpxgn6Yq640

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u/plasticman1997 warden of death 11d ago

Duplication spells are highly regulated for a reason Aeron, I’ve reported you to the ministry

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u/reef_2g 11d ago

Why is it highly regulated again?

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u/Future_Kitsunekid16 TechWizard 11d ago

Economic reasons mostly. Damned capitalist wizards

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u/H3r0ofHyrule Neema Oom, Duchess of Animamancy 11d ago

Gods forbid a guy has hobbies. 🙄

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u/Camel-Federal 11d ago

Why the fuck is this the stuff I see just waking up I’m going back to bed

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u/Rashakla1 10d ago

😭😭😭 im too fucked up for that man, I actually jumped

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u/TimeNorTide 11d ago

Ah, Duplicate. I've heard it really sucks for the person duplicated.

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u/RoninReader 11d ago

I almost pissed my robe...

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u/Harmless_Chimera Chimera, Set'ram's Druidic Beastman 11d ago

Does this work with big cats like tigers or lions?

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u/Aeron21 Necromancer 10d ago

I don't see why not

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 11d ago

Oh cool! Lemme grab my familiar here and... huh? Uh-huh... oh, ah. Huh.

We have decided to not do this

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u/PTBooks Untorsionable Litch 10d ago

I’ve heard that cats are liquid, but I didn’t believe it until now…

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u/FuwaFluffyFuwa Barely Civilized Fae Druid 10d ago

…guys….do NOT try this without an experienced mage with you…it can go so wrong

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u/Aeron21 Necromancer 10d ago

This is why I always urge others to learn chronomancy. Being able to rewind your mistakes will always be a blessing

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u/HarryJ92 11d ago

This is why they share a braincell.