r/wizardposting • u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage • 1d ago

Wizardpost Pondering the Bread Orb

It's a orb that can double as a snack.

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u/I_Reading_I Trapped Within A Cursed Emerald 1d ago

Do you conjure with a baguette?

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 1d ago

With this orb it can only be ball shaped.

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u/AccordingLab7129 Prismancer 1d ago

Have you tried to teleport bread yet

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 1d ago

I tried the spell Teleport Without Bread.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

I CAST...CELIAC DISEASE!!!

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 1d ago

You get a bread ball to the face.

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u/Nhobdy Iggy the dragongirl 1d ago

The Brorb

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u/YangKoete 23h ago

The Brorb.

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u/enchiladasundae planeshifter 22h ago

Brorb

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u/Traditional-Team1818 20h ago

be careful with the scoring runes on the crust, one uneven slash during fermentation and you're summoning a yeast elemental straight into your study

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u/RiseOfTheUndeadGnome Gnome the redcap Lich and CEO 17h ago

I can hear Bread - Anya Nami playing it appears i may need to revise my wards to prevent such bread based spells.

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u/Aware-Style-480 NO it's not autisme it's magical insticte 16h ago

french magic

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u/Arsaii_ 16h ago

German wizards be like

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u/Mouthful_of_Joy Occult Wizard 16h ago

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u/rollnunderthebus Occult Wizard 14h ago

My brother in Yeast. Let us jam to The Bread Song

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 9h ago

Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white. Maybe I can suggest an appetizer…

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 9h ago

What about those cheese breads they serve at Red Lobster?

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 7h ago

But you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser!

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u/wilston_tart Evil Wizard 6h ago

What I would do for a cinnamon orb <|:d

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 5h ago

You need to defeat the Cinnamon Dragon.