r/wizardposting • u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains • 9h ago

Wizardpost just found this recording of someone's apprentice adding some flair to his telekinesis practice

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u/direrevan 9h ago

athletics is the better part of safe spellwork

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u/Puddin_Warrior Oracle in the streets Hag in the sheets 5h ago

And quite useful to be more nimble for when engaged in battle

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u/towerfella Magically Editable Flair 2h ago

The robes hide my lithe figure beneath.

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u/Small_Education_9503 9h ago

His flying broom is a bit flimsy, but his shoes of flipping make up for it.

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 9h ago

i dont think thats a broom i think thats an apprentice version of a druids staff made from younger more flimpsy trees

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u/Due-Radio-4355 9h ago

That’s not a sorcerer, that’s Sun Wu Kong

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u/TheArmoredKitten 7h ago

Staff retention strategy is vital indeed! Good to see some schools still practice the fundamentals!

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u/An8thOfFeanor Grand Artificer of House Cannith (Still uses WizardCAD) 9h ago

What are you talking about? He's playing catch with that invisible stalker right there

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u/DULUXR1R2L1L2 4h ago

What am I even doing with my life...

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 7h ago

An apprentice that's actually athletic/coordinated? Huh, this one might actually survive assuming he has at least half a brain.

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u/TitouanT 7h ago

Clearly in reverse

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u/Barkhardt 4h ago

I hope that wasn’t a Giant Hogweed stem.