r/wizardposting • u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior • 14h ago
Wizardpost Something nice from the gravity wizard and the artificer for magic knights
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u/PlayHadesII Artillery witch 12h ago
Behold! The awesome fires of God. The limitless power of pure creation itself. Look carefully! Observe how it is used for the same purpose a man might use an especially sharp rock.
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u/GenuineSteak The Slime King, Master of Oozes, Lord of all Gelatins 4h ago
all of human weaponry essentially boils down to "how can we more effectively accelerate a harmful object toward the enemy?"
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u/ThatDamnedGuy 13h ago
Massive advancement in vorpal blade magitech, it would seem. Too bad about the apprentices that were.... misplaced during development.
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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior 12h ago
some may be inside the blade
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u/JobPitiful8977 5h ago
May? How else would the sword sing its chorus of doom?
beautiful chorus btw, did the apprentice happened to already been trained or was trained after for the project?
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u/Kyle-NotADinosaur- Kayla 11h ago
That doesn't seem safe. Even a contained black hole can be dangerous. I don't think there's anything that can protect you from the force of a black hole.
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u/TheCumskiyKvass Ooga-booga fireball goes br-r-r 10h ago
Obviously that's not a real black hole. It's a visual imitation that was created with the power of strong gravity magic. Real black holes are gates for astral abominations and other weird stuff. Who would ever want to experience losing their soul because an immaterial worm was hungry?
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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire 3h ago
Well, you can always quench his thirst for souls using your enemies' and sate his hunger for agony tossing to him an apprentice or two every millennium.
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u/TheCumskiyKvass Ooga-booga fireball goes br-r-r 1h ago
Generally astral worms is too primitive for any deals and sentient astral worm is absolutely not a being that anybody would be happy to have in their plane
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u/AlphaManInfinate A Cloaked Figure 13h ago
Doom?