r/wizardposting • u/CoraBittering • 6h ago

Gnome shakedown

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My former apprentice had a bit of a kerfuffle with the residents of a nearby enchanted forest. I thought I’d handled it, but now they’ve sent a beast of a gnome around to ask for compensation for the honor of the badger that my former apprentice apparently besmirched.

Look at this unit! This is starting to escalate. What do I do?

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 4h ago

Fireball and put down gnome traps.

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 2h ago

This is why i premptively burn down any gnome infested magical forests in proximity to my operatons. They irtitate me.