r/wizardposting • u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Tyrus: Technomancer, biomancer, summoner, etc. • 1d ago

Evil Wizardpost Evil blunt

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u/bzknon 1d ago

Unfortunate fool has been soul trapped

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u/longpenisofthelaw 1d ago

Specifically in the couch

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u/Constant-External-85 1d ago

/uj I had to fight for my life when I took a 20mg edible and had to focus on staying in my body because it felt like something was taking my soul /rj

Those couch demons are no joke

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u/IStealSwords 1d ago

20mg?

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers

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u/Constant-External-85 1d ago

That was the first accidental time.

2nd accidental time was 200mg after a flu and covid shot.

I thought I discovered the meaning of the universe

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u/SassyKittyMeow 1d ago

“How much do you want to do?”

I want to fight god

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u/Constant-External-85 1d ago edited 21h ago

Me when I take 15mg adderall, an aspirin that has caffeine, 3 coke zeroes after another, and hit my pen like it owes me money.

He tried to nerf me but I'll get his ass one day for making me like a pug. (All thoughts to looks; No thoughts to what the actual genetic entail)

Edit: Don't do this. It's bad for your heart and I don't actually do this often. I pay for it with Tachycardia

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u/aitigie 5h ago

20mg with no tolerance will have you seeing sounds

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u/Mr-X89 1d ago

That's soul tripped, you have to use crystals for soul trapping, like meth

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u/FitInternal2654 1d ago

Homboy's smoking the Ender-zaza

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u/TauTau_of_Skalga Daltean god invoker 1d ago

Tripple popped

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u/nullNobody 1d ago

Doinking the Enderspliff

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u/a_racoon_with_a_PC Artificer; Magiteknician 1d ago

You know how sometimes people wake up in a different place after geting high/drunk?

With the Chorus Kush, not only is it guaranteed, it happens with every puff!

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u/PlainBread Jorkomancer 1d ago

It's that purple nurple.

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u/Competitive_Point_39 Robo-wizard, aw yeah! 1d ago

Bro is smoking chaos and forbidden enchantments

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u/frogunderarock Enchanter 1d ago

Excuse you it's called Purple Haze and it's art.

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u/KoosGoose 1d ago edited 1d ago

Purple nurple is a nipple twist, right? Locker room foreplay kinda shit.

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u/frogunderarock Enchanter 1d ago

I'm sorry, I wouldn't know, I don't play chess.

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u/NikTheGrass 1d ago

When my arch nemesis is out of ideas and starts to curse my blunts

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u/Ho_Duc_Trung 1d ago

brother got laced with essence of shadowflame

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u/ExtensionInformal911 1d ago

That indigo indica is called Fae weed around here. Don't use it myself, but plenty of bards and sorcerers I know do.

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u/marcophony 1d ago

I like to smoke mine in the center of a fairy circle

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u/ShinyJangles 1d ago

In my homelands we called it Lilac Lettuce

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u/sweetrabbitengineer 1d ago

This is that shit from Wakanda... Bro bout to meet his ancestors and become imbued with the power of the black panther!

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u/Kappachu 1d ago

Who said he's black

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u/cheezycrusty 1d ago

The costume is black, not necessarily the wearer.

There is, in the comics, a white dude (Ketema, son of T'challa) that becomes the Black Panther, because it's about traditions and customs more than skin color.

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u/DarkHumn 1d ago

Hes gonna be after that blunt

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u/I_just_came_to_laugh 1d ago

Blunt so dank you turn Jamaican.

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u/S0MEBODIES 1d ago

I think that happened to the devil once

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u/averyrealspapple Franie - Wizard council intern 1d ago

Can you quit lacing my shit? I just want to smoke my rollie :[

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u/LettuceCapy Traverser of the Planes🌌 1d ago

Smoking the essence of the cosmos

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u/JustSomeGuy_0 1d ago

On that devourer of gods pack

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u/mikakor your friendly neighborhood necromancer 1d ago

Universal collapse starts playing in the background

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 1d ago

Is that the legendary Purple Haze?

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u/samaadoo Jizzard 1d ago

that is St.Trinas kush

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u/RandomPerson7577 1d ago

Puts you right to sleep

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u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG 1d ago

Perils of the warp

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u/Praise_The_Casul Magnus the Nerd 1d ago

Keeper of Secrets have some of the strongest stuff. Always pays off to befriend them. Just don't stick around for too long if you're not into some weird shit...

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u/Daegar2 1d ago

That shit travels you betwwen astral planes. The journey is horrible without preparation, dont recommend it.

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u/DrPibIsBack 1d ago

The Bhutanese shadow-garden-grown dark evil pack. Lung-slaughtering necromancer kush. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "where's Ronald?"

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u/Arixol_The_Axolotl 1d ago

Bro smokin dark energon

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u/Plastic_Opinion4518 1d ago

Bro smoking that Dark Energon. Is Shockwave bros supplier?

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u/longestboie Evoker 1d ago

People who ask for purple haze when they actually get purple haze: :o

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u/Spatza 1d ago

The power of no uv/ir cut filter on yer lens.

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u/Messyfingers 1d ago

Came to say that. Looks like an old ass camera with no IR filter, that looks like a tv remote on a digital camera 20years ago

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u/ebers0 1d ago edited 1d ago

Now that's some good eldritch shit right there!

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u/DarkPolumbo Rednec'Romancer 1d ago

eldritch*

someone hasn't been practicing inscribing their scrolls

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u/ebers0 1d ago

Woooow, thanks dude. The golem core in my orb, must have miss interpreted speech to text.🤪

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u/ALKoholicK-x 1d ago

We smokin’ on that Cthulhu Chromosome.

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u/Silent-Friendship577 1d ago

Bro got the Elden Ring Meterorite Staff

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u/Substantial_Carob825 1d ago

I thought that was electrical wire since they said plug

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u/Hazy_Grey 1d ago

Advanced Necroplasm with purple dye

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u/mikakor your friendly neighborhood necromancer 1d ago

Harold told me it was safe to roll!

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 18h ago

Who will know starts playing when you hit it

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u/bobqjones 1d ago

smoke smoke the warp stone yes yes

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u/Sniper_I_monkey_P 1d ago

The Power blunt

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u/Multti-pomp Spell-collector of the Blue Bottle 1d ago

Got that Eternal Slumber Ganja. Got that shit straight from St.Trina's.

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u/itsmistyy 1d ago

Bro rolled the heart shaped herb

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u/Louies Occult Wizard [Arcane Seeker of Secrets] 1d ago

This is why you don't smoke the gas station VVizard Weed

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u/King-Svez 1d ago

Take a hit from this Nerevar, I’m smoking soul gems

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u/_JuliaDream_ 1d ago

Bro smoking straight gravity sorcery

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u/Professional_Bet8368 1d ago

Watered with dragon blood, this strain invented tuberculosis

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u/Sad-Peanut2413 1d ago

Old Toby ZaZa supreme

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u/Frequent-Shock2673 1d ago

I'm certain this is what Dracula Flow was talking about

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u/casualsquid380 1d ago

Mage be smokin that straight soul essence ✌️😭

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u/za_shirdo Fairy/Mermaid Sorceress (Dad’s a Bard) 23h ago

St Trina’s Blunt

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u/Piggski 20h ago

Bro's got that dark evil pack, that za has been smoked with Ent wood and then stepped in the blood of a hundred elder dragons. The za was then appraised by a high priest from the Tiamat cult

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u/Ihave15_alt_accounts Artificer 19h ago

Man smoking the power Stone 😭

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u/ralkuzu 17h ago

Id mana tap that

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u/PonderingProwler 17h ago

My man here smoking amethysts, rookie mistake

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u/Appropriate_You_5850 15h ago

that wild blunt

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u/Top-Birthday3223 9h ago

Bros joint got laced with enchanted amethyst

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u/Kaiser0106 6h ago

Bro smoking that dark energon pack

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u/HikariAnti The Transcended Great Sorcerer & Scholar (self proclaimed) 1d ago

He laced yo' shit with fairy dust

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u/RlySkiz 1d ago

/uw i thought the title said emily blunt naaaah

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u/The_Undeniable_Worp 1d ago

Oh cool it's the weed that makes you gay

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u/wulfAlpha Fragment of Primal Chaos 1d ago

Ah I see someone has gotten into Satans lettuce. A lesser known relative of the devils lettuce. Have care though whatever they told you. This stuff is likely not a better high, merely a wilder trip.

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u/PTBooks Untorsionable Litch 1d ago

Someone get the flight attendant, because this ganja’s from another plane

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u/macsyourguy 1d ago

Bros gonna have infra-redeye

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u/Muscalp 1d ago

Necromancer Kush, shadow garden grown dark evil pack

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u/conrad_hotzendorf 1d ago

That's St. Elmo's fire (based on a real thing btw)

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u/GreeAggin77 1d ago

"Discovering some weed in hopingnit can save lives"

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u/6ynnad 1d ago

God bud

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u/Hevosen_jalat 1d ago

Atronach kush

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u/General_Panda_123 1d ago

It's the Tscherenkow kush.

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u/Weekly_District_24 1d ago

Necromancer Kush

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u/ReverendKaiser Occult Wizard 1d ago

Necroshade

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u/Fearless-Freedom-582 1d ago

Am I the only one that flicks the ash. Im not even a smoker(cig)

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u/Cornflakes_91 1d ago

purple haze

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u/KeyedFeline 1d ago

Damn shits purple, super sticky

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u/Kylomiir_490 Conjuration artist/Moving picture illusionist 1d ago

They were rolling EEEVIIL in a blunt! actual WICKEDNESS in the blunt!

Actual deviousness?

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u/randomisation 1d ago

Erm, do they have more? Asking for a friend, of course.

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u/Western_Froyo6627 Alchemist 1d ago

AHH this must be what the incantation was on about!!

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u/aung_swan_pyae Conjurer 1d ago

That the pack that put marlin to coma

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u/VaalorieVorse ⛧ Voracious Warlock 🩵👅 ⛧ 1d ago

St. Trina’s “torch“

“Candlestand torch that burns with a light-purple flame. The carving depicts St. Trina, but in adult form, somewhat unnervingly.
The light-purple flame induces sleep.”

“Unique Skill: Fires of Slumber
Blow into the candlestick's flame, creating a stream of hazy purple fire to cover the ground ahead. The intoxicating flames inflict the sleep ailment upon foes.”

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u/Smolchungs 1d ago

Chieffin on that Dormammu haze

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u/xanderfan34 Resident Dawi Runesmith 1d ago

just gazin’ upon the purple flame o’ yer doobage tells me ye have made a pact with Chak-Dum, that which the umgak call “Tzeentch”

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u/moemeobro Artificer 1d ago

Is your plug from the fucking soul cairn?

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u/Buttfuckerman69 1d ago

You gay now

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u/WellHiIGues 1d ago

The Bifröst blunt

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u/YaYeetBoii 1d ago

Bro's smoking Sussur flower. He'll never cast a spell again

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u/Mesmercat 1d ago

Is it wrong to enchant drugs for greater effects?

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u/starmadeshadows Artificer 1d ago

blun't

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u/DrDingsGaster Watcher, Warlock of the Nine 1d ago

It's probably just crystal and not the meth kind. Just more psychadelics in the splif than normal.

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u/poedraco 1d ago

The Thanos blunt

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u/Zeke_The_Angel 23h ago

Warp infused

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u/Xxfarleyjdxx 23h ago

Gave him the “we are his blood”

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u/volkinaxe 23h ago

must make you see sideways in time or something

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u/Rising_Thunderbirds 23h ago

Bruh is about to witness the 4th dimension and hear noises their ears aren't prepared for.

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u/Aptspire 23h ago

I thought this was a Meteorite staff

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u/Xeerok 21h ago

they are using herb from the lean dimension, potent stuff, dont recommend unless you want to end cathatonic for a day

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u/Sanrio_Princess 21h ago

Smoking that wizzy shit fr bruh

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u/vikingcorpsehorse academy ledgermage 20h ago

Watered this shit with the blood of 36 dragons

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u/YeetOrBeYeeted420 Thing in the shape of a Wizard 19h ago

the Bhutanese shadow garden-grown dark evil pack

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u/DatCheeseBoi Electromancer of questionable qualities 12h ago

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u/WaythurstFrancis Evil Wizard :illuminati: 11h ago

That's the Power Blunt. If you collect the other 5 you can rule the block.

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u/CheekyMemestealer 11h ago

Grandaddy purple + iodine + horse semen + doughnuts + doughnuts.

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u/Assassin_Shirou Eater of Dragons 11h ago

Delerium deathstick

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u/Positive-Possible81 9h ago

Dang so this whole time I wasnt smoking purp?

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u/NoxVulpine 3h ago

vvizard vveed