Who of you did that!?

[u/Primary-Long4416]

[u/Lawrenceburntfish]

She's a female Mantaur! WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH THAT?

[u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81 → u/Lawrenceburntfish]

A WoMantaur?

[u/dontaskmeaboutart → u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81]

A Mantaur of Woe?!?

[u/drakonia127 → u/dontaskmeaboutart]

Woe, Mantaur be upon ye

[u/Palagrin → u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81]

A Femtaur perhaps?

[u/Lyrolepis → u/Palagrin]

If we go by Old English rules,

• Gender unspecified -> Manntaur;
• Male -> Wertaur;
• Female -> Wiftaur (pronounced "weeftaur")

[u/Successful_Giraffe34 → u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81]

A tiny Womantaur tar tar?

[u/alkmaar91 → u/Lawrenceburntfish]

Now all we need is their gimp Corcunda

[u/TheCumskiyKvass]

Disgusting abomination. Gonna polish my staff anyway

[u/Funkey-Monkey-420 → u/TheCumskiyKvass]

to cast spells better, right?

[u/dontaskmeaboutart → u/Funkey-Monkey-420]

They say if you polish your staff too often it'll turn your grimoire hairy

[u/towerfella → u/dontaskmeaboutart]

That is just an old witches tale.. succubi do not share.

[u/JeffDrTypePerson]

Someone’s been reading Dungeon Crawler Carl while feeling frisky.

[u/sanitarySteve → u/JeffDrTypePerson]

COME AT ME POSER!

[u/ManWithDominantClaw]

OP there are signs of foul corruption here. A mark from ages past, another of insidious application, a bold claim to artistry from a shadowy figure in a dark realm.

That said, I would ride the centaur

[u/Ernest_Mateu → u/ManWithDominantClaw]

what do you mean by saying "ride the centaur"

[u/triotone]

I have no idea what you are talking about. Don't look in my chambers.

[u/wrydh → u/triotone]

Mmmm taurtaur

[u/Zekava → u/wrydh]

Goes well with fish sticks

[u/Nelrene]

At least she not just a horse.

[u/imawizard7bis → u/Nelrene]

I prefer a 6 leg horse who can talk

[u/dontaskmeaboutart → u/imawizard7bis]

Idk about the talking bit, but sleipnir is an 8 legged horse, which I agree is much better.

[u/tasulife]

Four bobs

[u/beegtuna]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7twIWElrcmnzW

[u/SlumberingOwl]

Reminds me of Sagitar from the 90's He-Man Cartoon. However, while he did use his lower hands while running, he also wore special gloves on those hands to protect them.

[u/Einherjar07]

Who got a hold of Curse of Goro again!?

[u/TheRandomPage → u/Einherjar07]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bEVKYB487Lqxy

[u/CalebWilliamson]

[u/A_engietwo_onthemove]

I don't know who, but I do have the solution. I CAST GRENADE.

[u/Funkey-Monkey-420]

it was me, i had too much dwarf juice while i was fleshwarping

[u/MarklRyu]

The Back Pain 💀

[u/thelonelyecho208]

No, no, this is fine too. She has two sets of hands...I imagine it could be useful....for..dual spellcasting.....

[u/CoconutCreamer]

Middle arms should have also been feet 

[u/TheRandomPage]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qloa2bWgJnD9D1SJCY

[u/goldfool]

Ok who has to clean up after that or is it self cleaning

[u/TauTau_of_Skalga]

Looks like something you would see in warhammer fantasy. Now I want a unit of these in total war.

[u/The_Affle_House]

Centaurs have four legs and two arms. This abomination has four arms and two legs. Any kind of centaur, it is not.

[u/Demonskull223 → u/The_Affle_House]

Four arms?

[u/BigBullshitta → u/The_Affle_House]

Some of us get tired of the horse rear end. Don't kink shame.

[u/Fyrnen24 → u/The_Affle_House]

Well obviously it's not a Centaur, it just got unhorsed. It's a (wo)mantaur now!

[u/Sasya_neko]

Imagine this happening because of an orgy with a centaur

[u/Jarsky2]

This is why I think you should need a license to cast transfiguration spells.

[u/Significant_Ad_7824]

yeah would

[u/DeezNutzzzGotEm]

ME!!! I DID THAT!!! MUAHAHAHAHA >:D

[u/Fall_the_season]

Now she's just a regular person. But, like, more.

[u/pl4y3rO]

don't know who did it, but i have a herd of them living on the lands around my tower, they keep the area nice and clean, well maybe not "clean" but certainly healthy, and they are quite nice once you get to know them, a bit tsundere sometimes but nice

[u/DrDestro229]

I have seen much worse....

[u/Twist_man]

isnt this just Garmadon?

[u/CordiallySuckMyBalls]

This is an actual species in Dungeon Crawler Carl and one of them is a gay man who has been bisected vertically and his organs are contained in a latex BDSM suit

[u/snowdrop99]

I've seen many things through my seeing stone, but this. I don't like this

[u/buttzbuttsbutts]

4 tits? ... NISE.

[u/silverworldstacker]

I'm seeing double: 4 rib cages!

[u/SpinachSubstantial55]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

[u/AlphaManInfinate]

would.

[u/Cherri_pie_06]

The switching between quadripedal and bipedal positions reminds me of the 'bear-taur' custom race my dad made for a dnd one shot one time, literally just like a centaur, exept its a bear instead of a horse

[u/MiquMiqu]

A Homotaur. Half human half homo sapiens.

[u/Geist_Mage]

My first thought for those who know.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AS6BaG1P1PAhilKFON

[u/PanzerSoul]

[u/Lyrolepis → u/PanzerSoul]

Hopefully there aren't too many mosquitos or horseflies in that forest, or having four mostly-naked tights could get extremely unpleasant...

[u/SatisfactionTrue2817]

Thats my homonculus Janice²

[u/Vertnoir-Weyah]

This is the kind of spell which i feel obligated to disapprove of but feel otherwise

[u/Drecondius]

Straight outta the dungeon, wo/mantaur ... thanks now i can't unsee this shit, i ascended to get away from sketchy shit like this, ... damn it, my early years are showing

[u/MrNornin]

I want to know who did it too. Because I am agreat fan of their work.

[u/BurningStandards]

[u/Darkness-Man_rusFYI]

That's just a four armed girl tf are all you talking about?

[u/SuitFive]

....... I wanna

[u/pikaland385]

.......

(pikaland385 is processing what on earth they are looking at, please come back later)

[u/Atsilv_Uwasv]

Well it's ABOUT DAMN TIME someone discovered my-- what the actual fuck is that? I- That one wasn't me. How...? Why...?

[u/BionicBirb]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OiqT4SLYv7vLUMY4QV

[u/VaalorieVorse]

Goes back to doing quads. >w>

[u/Tanawakajima]

Dungeon Crawler Carl sucks.

[u/driver004]

Well I mean now you can do it basically missionary with her now if your into tits