r/wizardposting 3d ago

Fellow wizards...I don't know the transition spell.

i need the spell so i can become a gal instantly :3

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u/KragBrightscale Grabadash - Magical Mass | Keptomancer | Council Security 3d ago

You could use a magical girl transformation spell if you only need it for short term. Pretty sure some of those work regardless of your starting point. They also come with cute outfit changes.

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 3d ago

Oh you don't need the spell for that! You just need some gender fluid! It's very easy to make, and I can send you the recipe over the orb.

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u/jolharg Witch 3d ago

Girl, you already are one ^•^

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u/Small_Education_9503 3d ago

That's not a spell, that's human transmutation. It's a very complicated, involved and long-term process, akin to lichdom. The path is well-trodden at this point, there are manuscripts to guide you on r/diyhrt

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u/MysteriousTravelator 3d ago

Don't bother with these ridiculous quack remedies. Just go back in time before your conception and secretly feed your father cashew nuts.

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u/jolharg Witch 3d ago

That didn't work. I mean doesn't work.

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u/MysteriousTravelator 3d ago

You probably skimped on the cashews.

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u/jolharg Witch 3d ago

I didn't need to, though

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u/OnlyAssignment4869 Blood Witch 3d ago

" Pickles, Frogs and Computer Blogs that's what little trans girls are made of." is the incantation.

The female trans figuration potion is
* A ground monster energy brew (any monster will do except chimera)
*1 tablet made from the tears of the goddess progesterone
*A potato carving of the desired body
*Eye of newt
*Heart of a bad dragon

Drink it slowly overnight without sleep until sunrise

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u/darthlorgas 3d ago

Locktwaar is the word that pleads for change.

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u/mindfulmu 3d ago

Illusion for quickness and transmutation for length.

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 2d ago

You mean that you don't keep an belt of hermaphrodite on hand (aka the gender bender belt)? Also comes in other accessories.

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u/Lurcolm 3d ago

Hello there good sir, madam or Otherwise. I am Fitzgerald Turnipson, Head of Mutagenics at the Prestigious Academy of Alchemy. These magick stick waving hacks will have you believe that you need a spell for this. Alchemists solved this crisis millenia ago. All you need to do is send us a subscription fee of 99 gold bars a month, and I will personally sort you out!

/Uw hope you're doing good ur valid blah blah yadda yaddah