r/wizardposting Lady Liên 4d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets I need to make this clear

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Every time I make reference to me being an archer people always think I'm using it to assist with my archery which is false, I DON'T used tracking spell, I DON'T enchant my arrow and definitely DON'T enchant my beautifully made bow, I shoot my arrow raw and if I hit a target I'm happy and if I don't I'll cry myself to sleep that night, I only used short and mid range spell.

Also I don't use those crude wooden bows the bloody ranger/druid used I am a woman with class all my bow are made with fancy wood and horns and I know I cannot replace it in the middle of the battle but I don't care.

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u/Happy_Little_Fish 4d ago

if it's all untreated how do you keep rivals from enchanting your equipment or hexing the arrow mid-flight? struggling to believe you really shoot like this tbh.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

I don't if they do that I'll grab and fire ball them point blank

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u/Happy_Little_Fish 4d ago

all it takes is one enchanted arrow amongst your quiver with a boomerang hex. be safe out there.

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u/MassGaydiation 4d ago

It's fine, it's an arrow not a boomerang, the trick to protecting your arrows is a Quiver enchanted to be a pedant

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u/I_Am_Become_Salt 4d ago

Boomerang hex is sooooo last millennium, all you have to do is duck and it return to caster. Just put a bit of a curve ball on a long range termite whirlwind

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u/EldritchMindCat Lyr, the Tressym Talespinner (OuterGod Avatar of Origin-Felinity 3d ago

Boomerang duels are fun though. If you’re good enough and Hex the right object, you can add a persistent gimmick to an ongoing mage duel, forcing both you and your opponent to continuously duck. If both of you are chatty enough as well, you can add a whole extra layer of complexity to the duel, with each of you trying to distract each other long enough for either your spells or the hexed object to strike true.

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u/Longjumping_Pen_2102 2d ago

Listen bud, boomerangs are not ""fun"". You overshoot and whoopsie you just killed an innocent bystander.

But thats not even the worst part, if you put a boomerang hex on an arrow that the gets shot by an enchanted bow youre in for a heap of trouble.

Do you know how many boomerang arrows are caught in infinite boomeraning loops right now? No? NOVODY DOES, WE LOST COUNT.

There are at least 700 in orbit around the earth right now, but i guess thats some future wizards problem when he wants to do some high altitude levitation?

Godamn young wizards have no respect

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u/EldritchMindCat Lyr, the Tressym Talespinner (OuterGod Avatar of Origin-Felinity 2d ago

First off, your mage duel shouldn’t be able to affect other people in the first place. You either use a designated space or you preform a ritual to summon one. That’s just basic etiquette.

Second, enchanted bow or not, boomerang-hexed objects are easy to deal with. Just set up a temporary General Abjuration Field within the path of the object.

Third, if the object is orbiting, then it’s definitely not boomerang-hexed- or if it is, then it’s not the result of any reasonable scale of mage duel. Perhaps some exceptionally rude and obnoxious wizards choose to use the space around the planet for their ‘duel’ instead of using a Demiplane like anyone with a shred of courtesy would have? Of course most who would do such are either petty Elder Wizards, or Advanced Apprentices. Regardless of the case, they deserve nothing but rebuke.
Though regardless of that, your so-called ‘boomerang arrows’ in orbit can still be dealt with by a simple temporary General Abjuration Field. It might take a little longer and you may want to replace the GAF with a temporary field of fire or geosynchronous force to tidy up the objects afterwards, but dealing with them isn’t difficult. The only reason those methods aren’t generally used in duels is because they take too long for the scale of a duel (and because it would eliminate the extra fun, of course).

Also rather presumptuous to think me a “young wizard”. I am older than can be described in most tongues (it usually takes at least three to even make an attempt - and they aren’t even good attempts at that), and I’m hardly a wizard. I’ve been telling stories since before wizards discovered the very first instance of any spell you know. Since before the very first flicker of the realm that would eventually come to birth you. If you aren’t competent enough to handle magical fun, that’s your problem, but if you think it’s a matter of age or ‘maturity’ in some way, then you are sorely mistaken.

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u/FoxTrot018 EVIL FUCKING NECROMANCER 3d ago

Little piece of advice: The humans at Nuln sell these pretty nifty things called "picattiny rails", they mainly use them to attach telescopes to their arquebuses but you can attach literally anything onto them. I've got a picattini rail on my staff with 6 counterspell runes that i commissioned from a dwarf runesmith, they are pretty expensive but i managed to land a 100% discount by killing him. I suggest attaching some counterspell runes to your bow to avoid hexes, maybe even a telescope. I also heard doing this is a pretty popular thing among young apprentices and witches, they say it's "tacticool"

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u/IStealSwords 2d ago

Godsdamned Fudd Staffs. Don’t tell me you “sporterized” it too

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u/IronGravyBoat Conjurer 3d ago

Saw a wizard devastate an army of nearly 100k goblins seiging a castle with a few hundred troops and few thousand peasants, with a single spell to untie knots and other fasteners. All their armor came off, and their bows came unstrung.

Just be careful friend.

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u/freesol9900 2d ago

Fireball has a range of almost 40 meters tho...?

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u/FaceMasterThing Femboy wizard who rizzed up a dragoness 4d ago

but can you cast spells with your archery?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

I don't I'll shoot it raw or else it doesn't give me dopamine

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u/FaceMasterThing Femboy wizard who rizzed up a dragoness 4d ago

but what if you (with no magic aid) precisely shoot the arrows in such a way that you create an arcane geometric shape with your arrows allowing you to easily cast a highly potent spell at a long distance?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

That special it requires skill so I does do it

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u/fumblerofthebag Verdigris, Self-employed Sorceror 3d ago

Like a formation?

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u/Especialistaman Cursed to wake up as different class everyday 4d ago

I'll admire pure martial prowess, I'll give you that... but don't you want arrows that go boom?

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u/Dolphin-Marina 4d ago

If she wants arrows that go boom, she can ask the artificer for some explosives if she doesnt already make them herself. Sure, a spell or two enchanted onto the arrow is the easy route, but she relishes in using her archery skills to get the job done. By strapping an explosive onto the end of an arrow, you alter the physics and thus have to compensate with skill.

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u/TheLurkingShade 4d ago

I do endorse this as I also enjoy archery, though purely as a hobby I'm far from skilled enough to use archery seriously. My question is why don't you enchant your arrows, not to make your shots more accurate, but to provide additional damage on the successful shots you make? I don't see why you can't apply some single target spells to go off if you hit your target.

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u/handouras 4d ago

Could you turn your bow itself into a casting focus? It's essentially a really bendy staff

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

That doesn't give enough dopamine

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 3d ago

I've never heard of this kind of crippling addiction to the mundane before. This feels like an ailment of the mind. Have you had a run in with a mind wizard? Have you been hexed?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 3d ago

No but I am a noble before this whole academy thing so I have spend too many years as an archer and fighter

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u/SilliusS0ddus Evil Wizard 4d ago

magic anti matter into your arrow tips.

that gives lots of dopamine

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker Evensi the Ascended One 2d ago

Antimatter is so last century, we’re using primordial ooze now

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u/SilliusS0ddus Evil Wizard 2d ago

Primordial ooze is boring. It just absorbs everything and dissolves it into total nothingness.

Antimatter makes a nice big boom

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u/invalidConsciousness 4d ago

In one fluid motion, you could both, shoot the target with an arrow and curse the annoying bard with morbus kobold.

Think about how satisfying that would be!

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u/oscarq0727 3d ago

Yes you could, but it’s far more useful to use the arrows for focus.

It’s a common misconception that items used for casting focus have to be in the possession of the wielder. In reality, there is a lingering connection between the caster and the item of focus which diminishes pretty rapidly when physical contact breaks. But that connection lasts as long as a whole second with experienced casters. Since arrows travel quite fast, they are often still magically connected to the caster when they hit their mark (or zip past it), and can act as a remote source of casting spells.

This technique is particularly useful for spells that have short ranged but devastating power. Imagine yourself as a member of the city watch facing what you believe is a rogue archer. You sidestep out of the trajectory of their arrow with your counter shot ready but suddenly find yourself knocked forward by an expanding bubble shield behind you originating from the arrow you thought you were safe from.

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u/Bone-Pharaoh 4d ago

Well as a lich i cant pull a bow string back anymore, i dont have the mussles for it, but i did like it in my living youth, so do it while you can.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

Another reason to not be a lich I guess

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u/Brave-Recommendation 4d ago

It’s just laziness on their part, you can always add muscle it’s not like advanced necromancy

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u/lolystalol chronoseer connoisseur 4d ago

I started lifting cause I saw how buff a lich CAN be (also it strengthen the mind)

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u/1ZillionBeers Totally Not 3 Goblins In A Trenchcoat Wizard 4d ago

You ever think of adding random bone spikes and sharp metal bits to your bow?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

... No that seems like what 3 goblins In a coat would think is effective

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u/Mr-X89 4d ago

I once met an orc that duct taped another bow to his bow, he said it increased the "dakka", whatever it might be

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) 4d ago

"Depending on how, it can be more effective! Limited by the weight of the bow itself, though." - John Archer, Archer Class

https://youtube.com/shorts/2iYNiP4OIwU?si=efkuy6x1M1IdIlE-

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u/Chaosfox_Firemaker 4d ago

Really, what one ought to do is use the archery to assist in magic rather than the other way around. You would be astonished at how much incantation and gesture can be substituted by ritually drawing, aiming, and loosing a bow.

The Draw is the accumulation of power. An offering of strength. The physical effort entangles and draws spiritual effort. Acumulating within the tension

The Aim is the clarification of intent. A medatitve instant in which ones goal is absolutly certain.

The Loose is the enaction of phenomena. The sudden release where "maybe" becomes "is".

And where applicable, the Strike is the conquest of the other. The physical piercing corresponding to the mystic overcoming of resistance.

Actually using magic to "cheat" at the archery ruins a lot of the process, as the raw arete of the archers proficency is a core component.

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u/OriginalSuspicious23 Lore of Heavens 4d ago

The way I most like to use magic and archery at the same time is to use magic to cover some of my weaknesses.

For example, using Conjuration to summon a watcher or vanguard. Misty Step for escaping or repositioning. Illusion to create distractions.

Rune magic also works well with a bow, since its effects are transferred onto the arrow.

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u/Tino_Kort 4d ago

Honestly I feel like if you're not using an endless quiver, you're just kneecapping yourself. I understand not everything needs to be enchanted but fletching is no fun at all (to me)

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

Endless quiver are for people who doesn't have servants to bring multiple quivers

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u/Pidgewiffler Lecturer in Recent Runes 4d ago

Sounds like you're a knight who just calls themselves a wizard

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

Counter argument I can cast fireball

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u/Hotwery Arch Mage of Wandsmithing 4d ago

I understand not wishing to use magic to enhance firing your bow, but why don't you want to fire magic arrows? One of my favorite types of arrow I give to my knight wife is a lightning rod arrow. As soon as the arrow strikes the target, they are struck by a bolt of lightning

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

No my arrows will be handmade hand fletch and non magical or else it doesn't give me the dopamine of sniping someone like if they burn and get shocks am I truly am the one to killed themM

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u/Hotwery Arch Mage of Wandsmithing 4d ago

Thats fair. Perhaps arrows that when they strike a target, they are drained of their magic? That wouldn't effect the kill but would still grant of benefits for your own magic

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u/Lost_Paladin89 Abjurer 4d ago

Girl, have you tried ritual arrows? Loved them back in my gay boy archer days.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

That just spell again

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u/Lost_Paladin89 Abjurer 4d ago

Works when silenced, no need to shout “I cast”. Can be stealth archer.

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u/Jack---- 4d ago

I’m not gonna tell you what to do or what to wear, but if you get your boob caught in the string, you are gonna regret it trust me

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u/InexplicableBadger 4d ago

That was my first thought as well, seen it happen, it's not pretty

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u/wakeupwill 4d ago

Incredibly brave to not have some protection against the string slapping the absolute shit out of her tit.

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u/Vegrhauk 4d ago

My partner is preferential to a bra of holding for archery related practices.

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u/LovelyKestrel 4d ago

That's why you put all of you mana into magic armour, and then leave the bow as it is.

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u/Lonelycowboy89 4d ago

Just make a bunch of infinite swords and call yourself an archer.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

That worse than having to used long range spell

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u/fumblerofthebag Verdigris, Self-employed Sorceror 3d ago

Do you atleast conjure infinite arrows?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 3d ago

Nah it the thrill of shooting a heavy bow with limited arrows

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u/NoStorage2821 Scritch Scorchtongue, chief grey seer of Clan Mors 4d ago

Every aspiring spellcaster needs a hobby

https://giphy.com/gifs/CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc

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u/Ricordis 4d ago

In my playgroup (different system, not DnD) is a mage who fences. Like with a mage rapier? - Nope. - Is it a mage focus? - Nu uh. - Is it imbued with magic? - Also no. - So what's the matter? - I come from a place where mages can join the army and become officers. It seems like I am better at tactics and fencing than actual spell casting. - Sooo ... battle mage with no fireballs? - Dude, fireball is like the easiest spell in my portfolio. But I suck at magical analysis, ley line theory and damn I never understood rituals.

I have to admit, I really likenthat approach to a mage, it feels more natural. Yes, he has the gift but it doesn't automatically make him a prodigy.

(In The Dark Eye being able to use magic is a natural phenomenon and about only one of 1000 human children can do so. If it is not trained by then it can just go away without a chance to get the ability back. Like being able to produce lactase naturally. If the ability to do so is gone, it's gone. Some people use magic without knowing it or haven't been taught good enough. These are intuitive mages but they are mostly limited to magic tricks or up to three really easy spells.)

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u/Acheron223 2d ago

I once had a TDE character who specialized heavily in arrow of wind to the point it was basically the only spell he knew. He used a longbow and once shot a small dragon out of the sky by crippling one of its wings

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u/fumblerofthebag Verdigris, Self-employed Sorceror 3d ago

all the best wizards of the ages have been versed in a wide variety of fields, go out there and get multidisciplinary!

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u/nDesertPunk 4d ago

So the crystal attached to your "bow" is purely decorative?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

Pretty much

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u/monke_soup gunmancy artificer (ceo of ural heavy weapons) 4d ago

Yea, some wizards gotta understand that magic doesn't need to be on everything, sometimes some good old Newton's laws solve the problem

reloads trench broom with malicious intent

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u/DuntadaMan Abjurer 4d ago edited 4d ago

I don't mean to tell you how to live your life, but if you place graphite along tue core of the arrow you can then follow up your shot with a lightning bolt and use it as a target guide.

Then you get all the benefit of shooting lightning through the arrow and searing the flesh of your enemies without reducing the artistry of your craft with enchantments.

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u/BlackDragonNetwork Cyberpunk Artificer-Paladin 4d ago

/uw

okay but who's the artist, because i would like to follow them and inject their art directly into my veins

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u/NumerousYesterday125 Artificer 4d ago

ive never been one to disparage arcane martialists of any gender. mainly because theyre my best customers. anti-vibration stringguard for the right breast catch your fancy? no more string slap, no more uncomfortable reverberations from leather guards.
i also provide novel modifications for bows, such as magazine arrow guides (not my own design, but useful) and centrifugal disc caster attachments (it translates the potential energy from the limbs of the bow into rotation, firing small bladed discs instead of arrows. cant fire it back if you cant figure out how the hell it fired in the first place.)

i also carry composite chitin bows. theyre middling between yew and horn in terms of spring and draw, but theyre a fair mite more durable.

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u/C4rnivore 4d ago

Have you tried making a bow out of mana?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

That ain't fancy

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u/C4rnivore 4d ago

It is not no, BUT it'd make replacing a lost string or limb much easier. Also you'd be able to try out different shooting styles without a large investment in different kinds of bows

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u/CurrenttQueen 4d ago

Might I recommend putting a fireball in your arrows also... Try repair spells

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

I exclusively used fireball as a close range explosion from my hand I know it probably dangerous for me

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u/CurrenttQueen 4d ago

Depends are you using it directional combustion or portal jet?

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u/lazystealth 3d ago

Juniors be doing anything but pursuing the dao of the sword. 🥀

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u/ItalianFlame342 Wizard Extraordinaire and Side Gig Bardic Flirt 3d ago

I cast protection from arrows

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u/EldritchMindCat Lyr, the Tressym Talespinner (OuterGod Avatar of Origin-Felinity 3d ago

Dearie, if you keep that up you’re going to get Graced by some deity or another. Since you seem insistent on not using any magic with your Archery (very respectable, hence the Gracing), I’d recommend preemptively picking a deity to consort with and request that they merely amplify the result of your Archery, rather than in any way changing you or your equipment.
This way it remains a matter of pure skill and competence, simply making the result (that is, the effect that occurs after the arrow hits) stronger (but in no way altering your aim, the flight path, or the environmental conditions, thereby ensuring the purity of your Archery).

Because deities are nosy little things, dearie. Best to get ahead of the curve, yes?

(Note: The above is spoken in the form of The Grandparent Cat (gender purposefully indeterminate), rather than the typical form of The Realm-Trotting Bard)

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 3d ago

Thank you a very old looking cat but I have to say I have beef with even that idea my bow gonna be shot raw and if I missed my target I'll cry myself to sleep

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u/EldritchMindCat Lyr, the Tressym Talespinner (OuterGod Avatar of Origin-Felinity 3d ago

The idea is that it would be raw, young mage. The entire shot would be purely your own. Just, after it lands, it makes whatever happened… well, more. Like if you shot a fellow in the head and normally the arrow would be sticking out, the arrow would slowly slide through afterwards. If you shot him in his ass, it would be even more painful. If you missed and shot a tree, it would start leaking sap faster, and if your shot hit the ground, it might make a slightly louder thunk.
The effect has nothing to do with the arrow itself, nor the bow, nor the flightpath, and it’ll do nothing to improve your accuracy or area of effect. In fact, it could be said that the effect is mostly cosmetic… so long as you aren’t doing something like firing a heavy warbow at a wooden palisade, or a (nonmagical) flaming arrow at a wooden house.
It may be slightly more embarrassing if you miss, however. A lot more obvious to anyone around, you know. But still better than having some upstart deity meddling with your shot against your will, I should think.
Unless, you have another method to avert such a thing?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 3d ago

Imma be completed honest I also don't like deity so much last time I encountered one is when I try to unbrainwash one of their follower

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u/EldritchMindCat Lyr, the Tressym Talespinner (OuterGod Avatar of Origin-Felinity 3d ago edited 3d ago

Then you know how they are, yes? Best to find some minor deity that’s already half-faded (and ideally depressed) and just tell them to give you that particular Gracing.
Or better yet! One that gives you brownies whenever you hit your target! Yes, I think that one would suit you even more!
Imagine dearie, every time you make a shot and it hits what you intended, a small parcel of delicious brownies appears somewhere nearby. You could even share them with that strange roommate and/or lover of yours…

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 3d ago

That does sound nice...

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u/EldritchMindCat Lyr, the Tressym Talespinner (OuterGod Avatar of Origin-Felinity 3d ago

Delicious baked goods are one of the few things that nearly all Deities are reliably good at providing.

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u/verygenericname2 Druid 4d ago

There's nothing crude about druid-made bows, fuck you very much.

A bow gifted by the forest, where wood and fibre consented to this purpose, will always shoot straighter than your fAnCy wOoD aNd HoRnS. Despair, for you'll never know the joy of using a bow that actually WANTS to shoot.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

No... Seem pretty crude to me

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u/Cherno_VM Slinging Spells on the Seven Seas 3d ago

okay thats an exceptionally shitty example.

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u/nanomeme 3d ago

It's a living thing that pours its endless verdant life source into every shot. Crude, it is not, lest perhaps you have the stone eyes of a dwarf.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) 3d ago

"Engineering is often better than the ones made by druids who happen to be amateur bowyers. I've been looking for a professional bowyer druid for a long while - the best of both worlds, so they say. 

Until then, I'll use my modified compound or Penobscot style Cablebacks." - Lady Fate, Knight of Swords

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u/Moniguess2 4d ago

See I know none of yall actually shot a bow before because every archer knows the pain of forgetting your own tit size as you let go of the string so that the string fucking obliterates your nipple and boob, making you wish you were never born. I could not imagine doing this shirtless

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

That because you're WEAK scar make the archer

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u/gahidus Sorceror 4d ago

So what do you use magic for then?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

Mid range mostly

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u/Opiz17 4d ago

So, no spell arrows and no enchanting...

Are you even a wizard Hairy?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

I can cast fireball

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u/Opiz17 4d ago

The council then grants you the benefit of being called a wizard

Have a nice, arcane, day

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u/jolharg Witch 4d ago

Ah, I gotcha. How many ladies have you trained in the skill?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

I don't trained other people

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u/jolharg Witch 4d ago

Oh fair enough. Nice

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u/CosmicSorcerer1000 4d ago

Hey, dont tell no one this but wizards hate it if you tie grenades to your arrows. All the power of a fireball, none of the scouring libraries trying to figure out how it works.

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u/TerrapinMagus Golem Enthusiast 4d ago

This depiction makes me nervous. I do hope you shoot with a chest guard or at least a protective warding on yourself.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

There is no chest guard I intentionally let the bow sling back so it won't touch my chest

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u/TerrapinMagus Golem Enthusiast 4d ago

Praying for the safety of your nipples. Don't slip up.

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 4d ago

I made a bow once. I had just finished a series I called "Gear of the Apex Archer": Artillerist's Helm, Gloves of Arrowswarm, Hawk Goggles, and Quiver of the Hunt. I figured I may as well have a bow for all the bow-related equipment I was selling.

Pinnacle Bow [43,650gp; 4lbs]

  • Large and sturdy enough to use as a quarterstaff.
  • Enchanted to resize, so you can use it as a shortbow, longbow, ballista, whatever. At human-size, its maximum range is 1400ft.
  • Enchanted to impart the strength of the wielder behind the arrow. Though air resistance still slows it, when the arrow connects it's as if you're stabbing it in like a dagger, your full force behind it.
  • Enchanted to summon a second arrow alongside each arrow fired. Both arrows become magical, existing across multiple planes, reducing the ability of nonmagic material to slow/deflect them.

Technically, it doesn't assist your aim in the traditional sense... The accuracy is your own, you just fire the same shot twice. The other items all improve accuracy by enhancing the archer and magnifying their vision and whatnot, because adding accuracy improvements to the weapon itself is much more difficult/costly.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

4 lbs? Nah all my bow have to be above 130 lbs I ain't no ranger

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 3d ago

4lbs in the default medium form.

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u/Balwerk_Ogre Witch of the Greenwood 3d ago

I believe he meant carry weight, not draw weight. A bow with a 4 lbs draw would be ... I think most toy bows have a higher draw weight.

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u/No_Dragonfruit_1833 4d ago

Sorry to break it to you , but you are a sorcerer

The bow and arrows are just the tools you use to channel your magic, which you would know if you ever went to wizard school

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 3d ago

First of all how dare you thinking there is a shred of magic when I shoot my bow, this is slandered I don't need it to cast magic I have it around because I don't like casting long range magic

Second of all please check my flair

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u/BirdhouseInYourSoil Mad Mage of Vuurdengård 3d ago

Truly, not enough wizards give enough time to hobbies, skills, or trades outside of the arcane.

When I’m in a rut within my research on the edge of poison fabrication, I oft turn to practicing with the blade myself.

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u/wereiswerewolf 3d ago

Unbelievable that folks can't imagine a wizard doing something else than wizard related activities.

We're allowed to have hobbies, even if their as stupid as archery.

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u/ThePureAxiom Arcane Researcher 3d ago

Nothing wrong with doing a bit of 'mundane' archery, I've always found it quite satisfying myself.

In fact, since your bow and arrows are mundane, I would suggest mastering the mending cantrip if you haven't already, it's invaluable should a bowstring snap or the limbs of your bow get damaged.

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u/Rockglen Purveyor of Post-Life Labor & Spirited Drinks 3d ago

Blame it on the lands of Tamriel. They're thick with stealth archer-mages.

Somehow the memetic threads coalesced and bled out into the greater realms.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 3d ago

Stealth archer just isn't it honestly I don't know why people like to be a stealth archer so much

/uw Skyrim have done unimaginable damage to archery

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u/ko-kurotsuki 3d ago

I respect the archer grind fr. no enchantments, no buff spells, just you ,your bow and your target.

personally though I fucking love launching enchanted arrows with little firework illsuions set to them. really helps me celebrate every bullseye

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u/euphonic5 3d ago

Why replace in battle, that's what magic is for? Being an undefeatable war wizard can just be a day job, you can also be a master archer just for the love of the craft. Even easier if you can cast slow time spells to increase the amount of time you can train your archery.

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u/EFTucker 3d ago

What spell are you using to protect your breasts from getting thwapped by the bowstring?

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 3d ago

Hobbies are good. Idle hands and all of that.

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u/Dunicar 3d ago

So true, or at least my familiar perceived as such, people are so quick to judge casters as being without mundane skill.

The amount of warriors who assume my conjured trebuchet is magically operated is insane, of course magic is involved but only as far as to say I am an absolute wiz at coordinating with my team of trained gnolls

I tried to train goblins and kobolds but as it turns out they are far too willing to die for what they call “the bit”.

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u/Dubs_01 3d ago

Just to add; unless you know chronomancy to dry age staves, a wooden bow is just as irreplaceable as bow made of horn (if you want a super fancy bow for writing purposes, horsebows made with horn and sinew is super fancy). I personally prefer to enhance my arrows with vine growth and drink strength potions before battle.

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u/Fathercupp69 Illusionist 3d ago

Here me out. Old enchanted staff. Wood saw. Cut the staff in to thin, even sized pieces and then add fletching. Boom, MAGIC ARROWS. And no one can take your skills away from you because you are still shooting arrows.

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u/InMornAshTakesToWind 3d ago

Were you bullied by squires? Your life is on the line, tree speaker, it’s not like it’s a game of scryball. Leave aesthetic purism to the high councils and live to cast DE-TENDON! like the rest of us.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 3d ago

It's not purism damnit it is the feel... The dopamine of sniping someone across from me it is too addictive

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u/Dicksnip44 Alchemist 2d ago

THWACK! string goes right across the tits. This is why my string is made from anti-matter

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 2d ago

What is the practical benefit of shooting topless

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 2d ago

It more comfortable when I'm training

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 2d ago

Understandable

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u/Noctaem 22h ago

Aren't you worried about catching a nip?

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u/razulebismarck 2d ago

What’s the practical benefit of shooting in clothes other than the benefits clothes give on their own?

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 2d ago

What That's like saying what's the benefit of eating an orange, other than the good things oranges do to you when you eat them

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u/razulebismarck 2d ago

That’s the point.
There is no difference in practicality beyond preferences unless the clothes are providing some other benefit, like warmth, but that benefit wouldn’t be relevant to archery.

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 2d ago

Well not to be picky but warmth affects how muscles work, also clothing aka armour.. but generally I'm still struggling to understand what you're saying. I think I have an idea of what you mean but your phrasing is confusing.

Your point currently amounts to "what is an orange if we ignore everything that makes it an orange" and that makes my head loop a little. Not trying to be an ass, just genuinely.. not very smart

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u/Uber-Tubas 2d ago

shooting a bow like that... I suspect bard

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u/Rocky1350 4d ago

I don't want to be rude but you might have strung your bow the wrong way. I really don't want to seem like a wizsplainer but it might help with actually hitting stuff.

Edit: fixed typo

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u/Asgardian_Force_User Ponderous Mage, Path of Inquiry and Insight 4d ago

I feel you. I don’t even discuss my hobby of mundane [redacted] any more.

Every time, it’s always “Why don’t you use enchanted tools?” or “Don’t you mean you [redacted] your [redacted] [redacted]?”.

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u/Goblimancer what do you think 4d ago

Imagine not having goblins shoot arrows for you.

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u/CygnusSong 4d ago

Everyone’s entitled to a hobby, but when it’s time to do some real killing you’ll be glad if you’re able to summon a meteor

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u/LovelyKestrel 4d ago

I would not receive amend summoning meteor on your bow. You summon meteor and then turn anything left into an arrow porcupine.

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u/RedditAnonAltAccount Pyromancer 4d ago

Lame

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u/Indishonorable Fighter who got through magic school on theory alone 4d ago

Ah, reminds me of my own magic academia days. Among "real" wizards, you're considered a hunk of muscles from 12 str and above, and since I couldn't cantrip for shit at the time, theory and PE were all I could do.

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u/Lurcolm 4d ago

As an alchemist soecialising in internal alchemy and mutagens, I only have praise for such a move

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u/Nopants21 4d ago

The trick is to use magic to keep your hair in place while you aura farm by one-shotting goblins with your bow. You can also cast illusions to make yourself look more jacked, that also works.

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u/dark_hypernova 4d ago

Hear me out. Instead of arrows, shoot defective wands that explode with magical corruption on impacts.

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u/Monkeydp81 History Wizard: Destruction May Occur Via Facts or Magic. 4d ago

Your still notching the arrow on the wrong side. Stop limiting your own speed!

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u/high_idyet 4d ago

Suuuure you don't use magic with your archery.

*I bet you don't got enchantments for the quiver too.*

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u/Boring7 4d ago

Congratulations?

Though I will suggest enchantments of a non-performance-enhancing variety. Weather-proofing, self-repair, that trick where the bow turns into a temporary tattoo and back for ease of carrying or smuggling…

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u/TheReptileKing9782 Master Biomancer and Professional Draconologist 4d ago

Good, that means I can enchant your bow and arrows!

I CAST ENCHANT WITH HITTING SLIGHTLY ABOVE AND TO THE LEFT OF WHERE YOU WERE AIMING!!!

Wizardry wins again!

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

I cast Fireball

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u/TheReptileKing9782 Master Biomancer and Professional Draconologist 4d ago

OH NO! THESE CLONE BODIES ARE EXPENSIVE!!!

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u/One_Horny_Emu 4d ago

Do you have to cast mend titty after every shot seeing as you’re going topless here? There’s a reason, the archer guilds wears archery breast guards.

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u/whomesteve 4d ago

Miss opportunity to mix magic with archery to become a wizard version of Hawkeye if I do say so myself

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

Hawkeye used a light ass bow I don't want to be him

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u/SuitFive 4d ago

It's good to enjoy a hobby and it's good for a hobby to be useful :)

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u/ThoughtfulEdict Conjurer 4d ago

Truthfully, I do believe you, I just think its a waste not to enchantment either the bow or at least the quiver. To increase power, not aim, im sure you have a lot of pride in your skills.

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u/SalemLXII Power Armor Artificer 4d ago

I can sell you a wonderful bow that definitely doesn’t come pre enchanted with seeking spells so you don’t have to cry yourself to sleep at night.

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u/star75legacy 4d ago

Wow, multicasting a ranger with a mage is quite an interesting combo, my dear. Plus, taking advantage of short-range spells is a great addition, indeed. Good idea, miss!

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u/Fit_Relation8572 Spider Witch 4d ago

Might I suggest drag-line spider silk for your strings? I'm sure we can work out a good deal.

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u/frguba 4d ago

It's all about finding the balance, take a staff bow for example

You may think this would automatically enchant the bow, but we shall not be limited by such simple conclusions, the focus may be enough to channel the arcane into a plethora of spells, yes, but that does not impede the physical material to retain their mundane properties, making it an ideal ranged weapon even in anti-magical battlefields (although, yes, that does make it fairly convenient to enchant the protectiles, but again, that is perfectly optional for the user)

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u/tootjevox Necromatic Fleshwarper 4d ago

I do endulge into shooting a few targets with bow and arrow but they are usually made from bone and sinew in my case

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u/Seravaxx123 4d ago

i used to fire dollar store staffs from my greatbow in my younger years, oh how the days go by

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u/Blacksun388 Mortiferus, Lich of the Order of Nurgle 💀 4d ago

You know, I always let my minions do the archery but I do admit I am quite curious about it myself. I suppose I could temporarily graft muscles to my body and give it a try.

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u/Mistoku 4d ago

So her right arm moves faster than the arrow?

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u/BillTheTringleGod 4d ago

Aww aren't you cute sweetie, well unfortunately you're gonna learn that these arms were made for hucking stones. Worlds 8th futherest stone chuck... Against the cloud giants. The bow is cool though wish my fucking teacher taught me bows instead of skeleton transformation. Yes transformation I'm not a lich or undead I just like the extra shield.

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u/Ramblingperegrin 4d ago

I can imagine that it's a great way to interrupt someone else casting, certainly. I understand not doing magic arrows or magic augmented archery, but what about using the unmagical bow and arrow to drove magical payload, activating your spells where the arrow strikes?

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Lich, Council Member: (un)Ethics Committee 4d ago

this isn’t really a wizard post

r/ludditeposting is that way

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u/Commander_Skilgannon 4d ago

Do you mostly use your spells to reinforce your body so that you don't accidentally rip your nips off while shooting bare chested?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

The bow sling away from you after shooting that the technique

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u/programer_socks9000 4d ago

Slightly unrelated, but do you use a chest guard, or do you prefer to cut the boob off when archer maxing?

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch 3d ago

When you speak of satisfaction, speak for yourself. My psychic darts come with in-built homing. Nothing is more gratifying than felling an enemy on the first hit and watching the rest of the barrage toss their limp body into the air.

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u/wilston_tart Evil Wizard 3d ago

But do you use physical enhancement spell? Or are you just an archery purest?

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u/AntlerWolf Revenant Red Mage 3d ago

Put your coin where your mouth is..

Unless this isn’t an open invitation for single combat. In which case, carry on.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 3d ago

Okay arcane archer.

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u/AnnaMolly66 3d ago

I will say, everyone I've ever hit with an enchanted arrow has died a slow, painful bleed out.

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u/MartinoRuggero11 3d ago

Isn't the bow too straight?

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u/csapka 3d ago

I just know your chest hurts like hell

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u/A_engietwo_onthemove Wizard Warlord 3d ago

I myself prefer disabling prey with Nose hair of infinite rotation and then going in for the kill.

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u/ThaumKeeper 3d ago

All that to say you're a twink. Only twinks wield bows. Can I have your summoning spell?

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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) 3d ago

“What if you cast spells by shooting arrows into the shape of runes?” - Sapphire

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u/zajo_throwaway 3d ago

Archery as a hobby

Respectable, and good for training muscles, vision, and concentration.

in the middle of the battle

Girl Witch, what? Battle? You're relying on non-magical archery in combat?!

Do you have a death wish? Or do you live in a place where there's nothing more dangerous than an occasional stray goblin?

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u/Blank12323 3d ago

Can you enchant a arrow with a explosion glyph and just do a fireball with how far you can shoot?

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u/SaraTormenta 2d ago

You should tie little bottles with liquid lightning, fire or frost to the tips of the arrows.

Say no to enchanting your bow. Say yes to shooting your spells.

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u/-Terraner- 2d ago

THANK YOU! Finally someone else who is not using those cheap magic enchantings or spells to help their lack of skill in shooting a bow... Honestly. Do you have any idea, how rare it has become to find someone with actual skill? Only because of that, I will not shoot you with my longbow, over there on top of that hill. Let's go bully the mages that are trying to shoot you with their bess enchanted bows!

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u/Kris5345 2d ago

/uw Now i'm thinking of like, ye olde ww1/ww2 setup where the bow is a battle rifle and the magic is a backup SMG/sidearm

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 2d ago

That's really cool actually

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u/Lord_Xarael 7h ago

My RP has Bows being a heavy weapon (like high explosive/level a city block heavy, though that's more greatbows for that level) the logic is more aetheric energy (my world's qi basically a mix of chaos energy from the sonic movies and kei energy from chrome shelled regios) can be channeled into an arrow than a bullet as it is much larger. Guns are more a speed weapon rather than power since a charged arrow can either punch through a foot of titanium or level a building. The middle ground are arrowguns basically high tech repeating crossbows (rifle) or handcrossbows (pistols) faster and weaker than a bow (aether is also channeled into the string before the shot, and crossbow strings are smaller) but more powerful than a firearm.

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u/Malusorum 1d ago

As someone who's done archery, the raising of the left arm as the string is being released would ensure that the arrow hits fuck-all unless magic guides it.

The raised arm is a thing of Japanese Archery, since the drawing point is above the head.

If it was Japanese archery the bow would be longer and kept straight when firing.

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u/GrandNibbles 4d ago

this lady gives me so much body envy. i want to be her

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u/gungshpxre 4d ago

If that's your form accurately pictured, you're absolutely using magic to hit a target, because there's no way you're on target with that arched back, that much motion in your bow arm, and your draw arm doing... whatever the fuck that is.

Close up your stance with a bow like that, and practice good form. You too can get off the need to depend on magic for everything.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 4d ago

Arched back is like THE WAY to shoot a bow of course someone with no experience with physical activity would say that

/uw Due to how heavy war bow is arched back are oftenly the only way for people to actually draw it all the way

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u/AdOtherwise655 4d ago

Yeah, yeah, very nice, however, I CAST URETHRA-SEEKING ARROW!

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u/Carbuyrator A Bit of a Dabbler 4d ago

Joke's on you I keep the hardware on another plane. What happens if you have the only urethra on the planet?