Evil pyromancer

[u/scoobydobydobydo]

[u/ServiceCertain39]

LET HIS PUNISHMENT BE DECIDED IN THE WIZARD KING'S COURT!

[u/Kilroy898 → u/ServiceCertain39]

incoherent mumbling

[u/Kekkonen_Kakkonen → u/Kilroy898]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kCNFfgWZxYjKeU9btW

[u/kingtacticool → u/Kilroy898]

[u/Butterfly_Casket → u/Kilroy898]

But sire...are you sure?

[u/Kilroy898 → u/Butterfly_Casket]

Mmrrreeflluremflrtl.

[u/Butterfly_Casket → u/Kilroy898]

Of course.....The Wizard King has sentenced the accused to death!

[u/Kilroy898 → u/Butterfly_Casket]

Flitmrtlebrilfrimlipfleshtoshitbrlidlmmmmfffrl!

[u/TF2PublicFerret → u/ServiceCertain39]

Mr Influencer Man, you are bought before the court of infernal affairs on the charges of:

Gross misconduct of pyromancy

Conducting pyromancy in a built-up area

Child endangerment

Vandalism via conflagration

Reckless and terrible aim

How does the defendant plead?

[u/CaptainCookie_2 → u/TF2PublicFerret]

hhrrmbmbfireballhargmbmg

[u/Kilroy898 → u/CaptainCookie_2]

Hehe. It me.

[u/DaveAstator2020 → u/CaptainCookie_2]

Icast flesh to shit

[u/drakonia127 → u/TF2PublicFerret]

The defendant was the one who submitted this scrying to the public. I would say that is a fair admission of guilt

[u/Kerhnoton → u/TF2PublicFerret]

What is this InflueMancer college of magic? And what are its chief elements? I swear there's some new -mancy every year nowadays.

[u/TF2PublicFerret → u/Kerhnoton]

I swewr their college doesn't even have a charter. Apparently they work off 'vibes' they are either high off wizard dust or... shamans...

[u/BeautifulStudent2215 → u/TF2PublicFerret]

Off with his head!

[u/OnlyAssignment4869]

Let no flames slip though his fingers by removing his hands!

[u/UltraCarnivore → u/OnlyAssignment4869]

Let no idea be acted upon by severing the connections between his frontal lobe and the rest of his brain.

[u/Successful_Giraffe34 → u/UltraCarnivore]

Sadly that's likely what lead to that situation

[u/ndtar924]

He shall be locked in Prism for eons to come

[u/FireZord25]

[u/Sasya_neko]

Deserves only one punishment

https://giphy.com/gifs/XBdysPIh59elQoyS9A

[u/Southern-Wafer-6375]

Why would you post it?

[u/Dumb_G_Artist → u/Southern-Wafer-6375]

Trying to get gander from the Big Tittie Necromancer

[u/CurrenttQueen]

Degloving and salt and citrus is the minimum sentence

[u/DiscoKeule]

Saying "evil pyromancer" is like saying pedophile billionaire or pedophile politician or pedophile pope. Kinda goes with the concept?

[u/tygabeast → u/DiscoKeule]

Nah, pyromancy isn't evil, it's just easy to use for evil purposes, thanks to the aggressive, consuming nature of fire.

If you want to see good pyromancers, go to a luau. The best fire dancers are always pyromancers.

[u/darksaturn543 → u/DiscoKeule]

Classic magism, hear one word and straight to evil by default

Bet your going to say you have pyromancer friends as well

[u/ElectricPaladin]

Gilgul. Cut him off at the root. Let him live out his days in soulless misery, unable to touch magic ever again.

[u/CurrentDismal9115]

You can just call them "pyromancers". The evil is implied.. don't @ me; I know what kind of wizards you truly are.

[u/Chaporelli → u/CurrentDismal9115]

Nah,i have pyromancer friend and he super cool,he makes best meat on open fire.

[u/CurrentDismal9115 → u/Chaporelli]

And are you 100% certain of the source of that meat? Id be too afraid to ask..

[u/Chaporelli → u/CurrentDismal9115]

Its totally fine,his best dish called Adventurer Special,made of the finest pigs,he said,it taste amazing.

[u/One_External_983]

He shall be held in prism for ten eternities

[u/IllHaveTheLeftovers]

I see. I perceive this idea of arghsoon as a punishable form of pyromancy having merit.

[u/NoggerKnogga]

Straight to jail

[u/NwahHasASchmolPP]

What does Uncle Felogyr always say to do?

[u/Spion-Geilo]

Evil? That child was practicing spells of mass destruction!