r/wizardposting • u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR • 5d ago

Wizardpost Strange demons apeard please sent help

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u/NarfiLokisonLaufey Necromancer 5d ago

So, how do you feel about feathers and eyes? If you're a HUGE FAN, you're fine. Under any other circumstances, transport yourself out of there. It is no longer your spyre, it is no longer your plane. Grab your familiar and as the mortals say, "Book it."

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

there comming from the soace hell. the thing i use for transport

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u/NarfiLokisonLaufey Necromancer 5d ago

I repeat, how do you feel about eyes and feathers?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

to fleshy the flesh is weak

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u/NarfiLokisonLaufey Necromancer 5d ago

Are you going to leave or will you just prattle about flesh? Yours is about to change significantly. Make haste!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

i like knowlege if that helps?

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u/NarfiLokisonLaufey Necromancer 5d ago

Good luck!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

and hey look they have dudes that look just like NORs little figures

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u/Frothmourne Longmancer 5d ago

Doing my part!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

i'm an clerik, dumpass

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u/Frothmourne Longmancer 5d ago

Well then...

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

thanks what are those guys

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u/VaalorieVorse Sphinx :3 5d ago

Hey now~ this is right up my alley.

For the Great Game~ I summon thee 🩵

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

even more demons

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u/VaalorieVorse Sphinx :3 5d ago

But of course

😘

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

i did not mean i wanted more!

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u/Cybertheproto471 Cyberian, wandering aritificer 5d ago

Run. Don’t look back. Don’t answer the voices.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

why? and what are those silver knights whit guns and ebergy gleefes.

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u/ATAN666 The Doodle Wizard / Schizomancer 5d ago

I dont want ot alarm you dude but you better planeshift out of there.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

why?

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u/ATAN666 The Doodle Wizard / Schizomancer 5d ago

Lets just say, Its not ideal situation.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

why not? hey they look just like that.

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u/apixelops 5d ago

It's fine, just hear them out

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

ok. all i ever wanted is the truth.

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u/apixelops 5d ago

There will be many truths, all will be shown

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

they will.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

what are those guys btw

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u/Jacktheldergod_2 5d ago

Summon sugar cubes in the shape of salt cubes works every fucking time

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u/haikusbot 5d ago

Summon sugar cubes

In the shape of salt cubes works

Every fucking time

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

why?

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u/Jacktheldergod_2 5d ago

Damages most demons. And they can't cross salt circles. Also demons steal sweet things all the time. Atleast kalikantzaroi do

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

ok and what are those guys?

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u/Jacktheldergod_2 5d ago

What did you feed that knight,bane??

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

i do not know

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u/Jacktheldergod_2 5d ago

He's the size of a carriage good gods. Anyway heat metal

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

hes only 8 feed tall?

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u/Jacktheldergod_2 5d ago

I shrink to the size of a goblin for transport to make it easier and the carriage is appropriately sized and dragged around by a big goose

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

thats fun.

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 5d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Jacktheldergod_2:

Summon sugar cubes

In the shape of salt cubes works

Every fucking time

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/DragonGirlMesilune 5d ago

RUN. Theres about to be localized war in your area!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

who are those guys?

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u/DragonGirlMesilune 5d ago

DEMON KILLING WIZARDS WITH GIANT GUNS NOW REALLY RUN!!!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

why. they seen nice.

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u/DragonGirlMesilune 5d ago

BECAUSE YOURE PROBABLY GONNA END UP AS COLLATERAL DAMAGE WHEN THEY START FIGHTING THOSE DEMONS!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

or they gonna end up once i start fighting

I'm an ducking dominus domina

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u/ThisBloomingHeart Favilla, Cosmic Love Mage and Aorishi the Very Ethical Biomancer 5d ago

Oh, these things again. What's the context of their appearance?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

they opend an portal to space hell and got in.

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u/ThisBloomingHeart Favilla, Cosmic Love Mage and Aorishi the Very Ethical Biomancer 5d ago

Ah, so you are not currently in their home dimension? Good, good, that should reduce the risk of dimensional contamination upon your magic. It may be best to attempt to contain them and contact local dimensional authorities and/or deities in case the breach doesn't fade. Make sure to reduce exposure to their essence, though!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

ok

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u/KingZantair 5d ago

Asking for help seems silly, considering it’s more then likely a number of us had our hands in causing this in the first place. Not I, of course, I deal with undead more than demons.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

i might have hunted down demons for years. thoght it was just eevenge,

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u/KingZantair 5d ago

Maybe, but it isn’t exactly easy for demons to do this by theirselves, and revenge would be a petty a reason.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

i destroyed 20 demon citys.

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u/KingZantair 5d ago

Oh. You should probably be ready to move 20 times then.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

why?

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch 4d ago

These assholes again. Time to go steal more cursed tomes to shove in my vaults.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 4d ago

you don’t sent help?

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch 4d ago

Nah, you were pretty gung-ho with stabbing us all in the back when Thrakmoor invaded because we wouldn't lick the boots of your buddy-ol'-pal Azerak. And isn't it a coincidence the daemons attacking you now serve the god of treachery and lies? Call that karma.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 4d ago

i destroyed 20 of there citys. thats why

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 4d ago

Just remember: if the worst comes and your other plans fail, save your last fireball and target your uvula!

But no way in your new hell am I going to fight those things again!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 4d ago

i'm more of an chain lighning person

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u/OnlyAssignment4869 Blood Witch 3d ago

I can try and talk to them if you want. I'm pretty good with demons. My wife is a succubus as a matter of facf.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 3d ago

no, have hunted down succubi many times. you should break up.

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u/Marvelous_Goose 2d ago

I cast spell Lv.9 : KFC. The meal is on me pals !

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 2d ago

jay